Editing Chaos Android (section)

==Unsquating the unsquatable==
With the [[Squats]] coming back to kick some more ass, some have theorized that there could be a potential return of the Chaos Androids; in fact, there is a canon way to make them. It's as simple as putting daemon into one of the Leagues of Votann Ironkin (which we know can be done; that's how daemon engines are made, after all, by sticking and trapping daemons in machines) and '''BAM'''. It's actually very unlikely that they'll return officially but the conversion opportunity is there.

That being said, it's unknown what the Chaos God would think of this. [[Slaanesh]] for instance, wouldn't really appreciate to have his ''sensation/feeling-based'' demons being completely secluded from any form of touch or feeling, <s>unless they're in a giant dildo</s>. [[Tzeentch]] would probably tolerate the idea but only if it serves one of his plans. So, probably [[Just as planned|all the time]]. [[Nurgle]] doesn't have a good relationship with technology, and he tends to work with organic beings. So Chaos Androids might actually be Chaos... Cyborgs? Eh. Probably not.

Now, [[Khorne]] is an interesting case because one on hand, he does not care for who spoils the blood, but on the other, he hates pussies. So is using a metal compartment to fight a genuine approach to combat, or just a pussy move to have extra protection? Khorne to see the weak as just that, weaklings. But if his weaker demons could have a fighting chance in smaller mechas... Well then. That being said, it is often detailed that Daemons are put inside those machines against their will, which is a big massive no-no in Khorne's book. He's a bloodthristy tyranic god, but he's got a (albeit dubious) sense of honor. And he wouldn't let his demons being made prisonners.

And wherein lies the problem of the Chaos Androids by design in accordance to a possible alignment with the Big Four. The Daemons inside ''hate'' being in there, they constantly try to break free. Daemon Engines are made thanks to small unaligned daemons being shoved in amalgamations of machines and gears. Chaos Androids will sometime try to rebel. So unless the daemons grow to actually appreciate their new metal body, having an unreliable soldier who's sold to you as blindly obedient is a very bad deal for the Chaos Gods. That, plus neither Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Nurgle or Khorne would '''never''' allow ''their'' demons to be turned into fuel for machines. This is worthy of divine punishment. Yes, even for Papa Pestilence and the Blue Chicken.

Now, the minor Chaos Gods could see some use of the Androids. [[Vashtorr]] would be more than pleased to have those as parts of his army. I mean, hey, you get to enslave shit and have proto-robots as part of your corps? It's a free deal for him. Hell, [[Hashut]] would be all in on that with a side of fries! That is, IF he was in 40k. Though given the franchise-jumping nature of Chaos, that's probably possible. As for [[Malal]] and his pet gods [[Zuvassin]] and [[Necoho]] would... Erm... Uh...

In the Daemon 8th edition Codex, Vhostok Pistonhand of the Iron Warriors Traitor Legion had his entire planet of Diesos focus all its industry on making daemon engines for his army. His sorcerers summoned daemon after daemon and forcefully bound them to daemon engines. Apparently he overdid it because all four Chaos gods got pissed off at this and united in their outrage, each sending an entire daemon legion and conquering the planet within a month.

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