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=== Things Forge World Loves === [[Image:Red_Scorpions_Marine.pngβ|thumb|150px|right|Screw giving the Sisters of Battle some [[Sisters of Cleaning|much needed loving]], let's just concentrate all our resources on some [[Red Scorpions|obscure chapter that nobody cares about]].]] * Your money * The [[Horus Heresy]] * Aircraft * Rapiers * [[Tau]] [[Battlesuit]]s <strike>(XV9s!! fap fap fap) (XV107s!!! fapfapfapfap)</strike> (HERESY! '''''BLAMBLAMBLAM''''') * IG Tanks * Have we said your money? * [[Daemon Engines]] * '''The [[Red Scorpions]]''' * [[Terminator]]s, all the Terminators (except for the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Terminator robots originating from a certain movie], even though Games Workshop lifted from that movie to make [[Necrons|a race of robots for their setting]]) * [[Titan (Warhammer 40,000)|Titan]]s and the price to go with them * TEH [[Baneblade|BANEBLEHDS]] * <s>[[Kroot]]</s> * We may as well say it again, your money * Charging 100$ for a book * High quality Customer Service * [[Space Marines]] * [[Dreadnought]]s (they actually sell autocannons!!!) ** Now really only true for Contemptor/Leviathan/Deredeo Dreads, since they axed most of their Mk IV/V Dread stuff, including FW-exclusive variants like [[Chaplain]] and [[Noise Marines|Sonic]] Dreadnoughts. * The [[Death Korps of Krieg]] (enough so that many of their units aren't as overpriced, though still not for the stingy). * Adding an extra "0" to the end of reasonable prices * The word "siege" attached to everything * The [[Charcharodons]] * Turrets & Immobile scenery * Selling towing vehicles to move that immobile scenery around * <strike>Units that are broken to play against</strike> not anymore, GW realised they lost money because of that * The [[Minotaurs]] * Your ''Opponent's'' money * Bringing civilian vehicles to battle. Seriously, a Sentinel [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_(franchise)| Power-lifter]? * Introducing Salvo Weapons on units that will never use the rules for salvo weapons properly, or making them so bad that no-one ever takes them. * Papa [[Nurgle]] * The [[Orks]], when [[Games Workshop|GW]] won't love them because they aren't serious enough (though 2023 FW doesn't love the Orks nearly as much as 2013 FW did) * [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] (Especially the Norsca DLC, which whilst [[Awesome]], was basically a playable Forge World advertisement! (Until they stopped selling most of those things. But hey, they still sell the Mourngul and boob troll.)) * Discontinuing items more-or-less at random. Including ones you might actually need for making viable Horus Heresy armies. * '''Your Money''' [[File:Forge-world-last-chance-to-buy-banner.png|thumb|Remember that expensive-ass model you salivated over as a kid? You had better buy it <s>now</s> ''a week ago'', because it's already sold out by the time you see this image.]]
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