Editing Gotrek & Felix (section)

== Being Felix Jaeger is suffering ==

As much as Gotrek kicking ass is a constant, so is Felix Jaeger getting shit heaped on his life. Here's a list of what happens to him.

* Mother died when he was nine.
* Had a terrible relationship with his wealthy merchant father.
* Expelled from university for accidentally killing another student in a duel.
* Became a wanted criminal for participating in the Window Tax Riots.
* Becomes Gotrek's rememberer and accidentally dooms himself to being a murderhobo for the rest of his life. (All of this happened before the series even started.)
* Gets beaten and nearly raped by hillbillies. (''Trollslayer'')
* Has his first love killed by a goblin. (''Trollslayer'')
* Gets cucked out of his next love interest by her childhood sweetheart. (''Skavenslayer'')
* Said ex-love interest stole all his money after the breakup. (''Skavenslayer'')
* Discovers that his sword karaghul is slowly making him more aggressive after almost dying when charging a dragon in a blind rage. (''Dragonslayer'')
* Being stuck in a love triangle with his third love interest and a friend of his from the Empire. (''Beastslayer'')
* Forced to watch yet another love interest leave him, this time because she got turned into a vampire. (''Vampireslayer'')
* Is briefly mind-controlled, along with Gotrek, into a fight to the death they barely escape from with their lives. (''Orcslayer'')
* Becomes estranged from his brother and puts his family at risk. (''Manslayer'')
* Gets his father murdered by Skaven. Vows revenge, but is never able to get it due to never encountering him again in the series. (''Elfslayer'')
* Left with a massive case of survivor's guilt over the deaths of many innocent slaves after Gotrek sinks a Dark Elf Black Ark. (''Elfslayer'')
* Gets disowned by his brother. (''Shamanslayer'')
* His fourth love interest almost dies from starvation and a curse from Heinrich Kemmler. (''Zombieslayer'')
* After marrying his fourth love interest and settling down with her, she suffers from constant illness for the rest of her life due to the curse. (''Kinslayer'')
* Forced to kill his former lover Ulrika. (''Kinslayer'')
* Has his friendship with Gotrek nearly broken beyond repair after Gotrek kills Snorri. (''Kinslayer'')
* Realizes he's a pawn of fate and all the suffering he's been through in life was to ensure that he stayed Gotrek's companion. (''Slayer'')
* Never gets to see his brother, nephew, wife and daughter before the End Times and can only presume they probably died at the fall of Altdorf. (''Slayer'')
* Ends up suffocating to death in a Dwarf ruin. (''Slayer'')
* A whole list of miscellaneous extremely painful injuries he suffered over his adventures that are too minor to list here.