Editing Grot (section)

==Why it is tolerable to be a Gretchin==
*You are occasionally viewed as being mildly useful by your larger, empty-headed cousins.
*You achieve the amount of physical and mental maturation in just two years that takes a human twenty.
*You're small enough to fit in places no Ork could ever go, which is useful when ya need a nap.
*At least you are not a [[Snotling]].
*Ya know how ta shoot with a [[Grot Blasta]] and if ya ''really'' lukky, you may get a [[Gretchin Blunderbuss]] for moar dakka. If da [[Big Mek|Mekboys]] ever figger out how ta give da Grots real [[Dakka]] like a bolt pistol, dem humies is in fer a surprise. Har!
*Most of the time your jobs are often simple if rudimentary and mundane, such as being a mail boy (Yes the fact that Orks even have a postal service is a miracle all in itself).
*Many Grots become cooks and brewers because Orks can't make food or drink worth a damn, so the chances of you selling fungus beer and chopping up [[Eating Squig]]s into squig pies (Hmmmm, now I feel hungry) are pretty damn high.
*If you're fortunate, you may be a servant or assistant to a Nob or even a Warboss, somewhat elevating your chances of survival and respect.
* Da Meks'll sometimes let ya make [[Grot Tanks]] or a Grot MegaTank if ya make yerself a useful assistant.
* You may or may not be [[Gretchin Revolutionary Committee|Da Red Gobbo]].
* A Grot that lives long enough to get something resembling respect is rare, but if you make it to age three, chances are you've learned how to make it really inconvenient for others to fuck with you 'cuz you'll have powerful friends and ya know how to loot their arse.
* Being an Oiler almost doesn't suck and puts you in a good position to have some power, since you're kind of needed for machinery to not fuck up.
*If you're really fortunate, you may either be handpicked as a crew member of an Ork [[Gargant|Stompa/Gargant]] or even fitted inside a [[Killa Kan]] so you can stomp and crush around any Ork or Gretchin that bullied you in the past.
*Possibly the most laid back position for a Gretchin is being an assistant of a Big Mek or Mekboy, since your boss is too busy working with his machines to consider smashing your head in for shits and giggles. Plus you have better then average chances to get wired into a [[Killa Kan]]! And then, YOU will do the stomping for a change!
*You get underestimated a '''lot''', so try and make use of that.