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==Enemies== As one last bit of flaming stupidity, the game takes unnecessary pleasure in categorizing enemy NPCs into ethnic and racial stereotypes and naming them with racial slurs, each with their own special attack. It isn't even good if taken as a joke; it is completely devoid of any comedic material for even the most ethnically offensive comedian to use. [[Irony|It also makes whites the weakest race in the game]], since they are the only ones that don't get a special attack, with the only plausible excuse being that whites being a "master race" have no need for special attacks - whereas the other races need them to get an advantage over whites, who they supposedly can't beat in a straight-up "fair" fight. This ironically demolishes its own claims about whites being superior, because [[DERP|it doesn't give them an actual advantage over the other races, instead putting them at a constant disadvantage]]. The explanation for these special attacks also make it clear that the writer was more interested in pushing his racist worldviews than making the game playable. Incidentally, it also illustrates a key element of fascism as noted by author Umberto Eco: "The enemy" somehow manages to be both pathetically weak and an all-powerful menace depending on what the demagogue needs at any given time. *Niggers: "Smelly, stupid creatures" which can reduce PCs' accuracy via their [[Luke|body odor]], which is ironic given the average [[neckbeard]] who never touched a girl is fouler. Moreover, because of the aforementioned lack of any way to calculate accuracy, it's essentially devoid of function. Perhaps anything else would've required either learning about black people or making an enemy type that could actually threaten PCs, and the writers clearly couldn't have that. *Latrinos: "Lazy and criminal vermin" with the ability to strike first in combat, because lol low-effort border crossing jokes. <s>Wait, if they're so lazy, why don't they attack ''last''?</s> Also, yes, the book consistently calls them [[Derp|"Latrinos"]]. The White Warriors must sound very masculine to use such an insult. *Sand Niggers: "Scumbags" that have "declared the White Race as one of their many enemies in their 'Jihad' or holy war" which can try to blow themselves up to attack. This conveniently ignores that A) Islam is a religion, not a race B) American Arabs have included a good number or Orthodox or Maronite immigrants from Lebanon - with Shakira being one of the more prominent examples and C) Jihadi terrorists have methods of warfare besides suicide bombers. *Gooks: "Timid, annoying, slanty-eyed pieces of excrement that so desperately wish they were White" (never heard of [[Weeaboo]]s, eh?) which can gain extra attacks in hand-to-hand combat from watching "fake martial arts movies", which makes you wonder how they gain extra attacks if the movies are fake (and you're supposed to not know that most martial arts of the 20th century onwards were invented in Asian countries). *Jews: "The worst and most evil parasites that the world has ever seen" who can bribe the PCs with [[Meme|jewgold]] to skip their turn, courtesy of the power of "brain pollution." Note that there are not even mechanics for you to gain the coveted "jewgold" once this happens, [[Lulz|so if you end up betraying big daddy Hitler's master race you don't even get anything for it.]] Either the writers forgot their "name enemies with racial slurs" trend or hate Jews so much [[Fail|they use the word "Jew" as a slur]].
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