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== Notable characters == === Scraplootas === [[Image:Warboss.png|thumb|left|125px|Warboss Urtylug "Titanloota" Dursnik]]'''Warboss Urtylug "Titanloota" Dursnik''' Although known for krumpin' a whole lot of Dark Eldar, Dursnik's proudest moment was definitely the capturing of the Chaos Titan. He was so proud of it, he put it into his name and refused to let his Boyz scrap the Titan for gubbins, instead insisting that they Orkify it. He claims the success was due to his tactical genius, but really it was more because he had more Grots than sense. That said, having lost most of his Boyz lead Urtylug to do things a lot more cunning than he would otherwise. He had personally trained a large number of his Boyz to be a swashkrumper like him, and his mentor, Waarkton, before him. These swashkrumpers and the Kommandos lead by Rockeata lead the Scraplootas to decisive victory. Mostly because they've got a Titan for back up. Urtylug is known for his affinity for mugs. His collection of looted mugs is vast and he drinks squig tea and coffee religiously from them. He has two grots specifically for mug and tea duty: Tapp and Spiggot. If you wish to have your own Urtylug build a Warboss with heavy armour, Power Klaw, shoota, attack squig, ammo runt, bosspole and Da finkin cap. {{clear}} [[Image:Zizzbitz portrait.png|thumb|left|125px|The Big Mek, Tinka Zizzbitz]]'''Big Mek Tinka Zizzbitz''' Zizzbitz is the most prominent Mekboy in the Tribe, and the first mate to the Warboss' captain. He often lounges about, ordering around Grots and [[Blue]] (whom he acts as a mentor to) instead of doing things himself. He also enjoys sleeping in. But this mucking about doesn't mean he's lazy. Whenever something breaks down, he is often the first one at the scene, trying to repair it before handing the job off to another Ork if he thinks it doesn't need his personal attention. He was handpicked by Urtylug back when being Big Mek and Warboss was just a faraway dream. Zizzbitz later saved Urtylug's life on the battlefield, losing his eye in the process. There is mutual respect between him and Urtylug, and they will often get together to drink tea and talk about battles and lootings both past and future. Killsaw, 'eavy armour, da fixer uppers, kusto mega blasta, ammo runt and grot oiler and KFF. {{clear}} [[Image:Boris.png|thumb|left|125px|Boris' squishy bits]]'''[[Boris the Titan]]''' After beating up every other Ork who tried to get in his way, Boris was allowed to pilot the Titan. He was a decent pilot so far as first-time pilots for Titans usually were, but he enjoyed it so much he decided he wasn't going to let anyone else have a go. Ever. Since then, Boris has never left the controls of the Titan, even sleeping and eating while hooked up. Overlong exposure to the ruinous forces that once inhabited the Titan, and kind of still do, has driven Boris slightly mad. He now believes he IS the Titan, speaking through its PA system, referring to himself as Boris the Titan, and smashing anyone who tries to take his "body" away from him. Fortunately, Boris still believes the Warboss Urtylug is in charge, so he follows orders like any other Ork, albeit a bit bigger. The Titan itself is kept running by countless numbers of Grots in the inside, who somehow manage to keep the smoky, hellish insides of the Orkified Titan working. {{clear}} [[Image:Grots.png|thumb|left|125px|Grots in suits]]'''Titanopolis - The Titan Bureaucracy''' Interestingly, the Grots inside the Titan, sheltered from normal Orkish life, have created a functional political system. It started when the Gretchen who led the original attack that secured the Titan claimed leadership of the Grots inside Boris, and delegate different jobs to all the rest of them. Since then, after several coups and uprisings, an effective bureaucracy and streamlined system of management was formed in the underbelly of the titan, calling the shots while catering to Boris. All of this goes on unknown to the Tribe, and even Boris, who only notices when they are late with his lunch. The Grotocracy has been described as part corporation, part democracy, part mafia. {{clear}} [[Image:Weirdgrotz.png|thumb|left|125px|Threegrot blending in]]'''Threegrot''' Threegrot is a unique manifestation in the Scraplootas, and is perhaps the ideal example of what exactly was weird with the Tribe. The large number of Grots, in combination with possible Warp corruption from the daemon core still at the heart of the Titan, led to an increased number of Weirdgrots and Weirdsquigs. Three of those Weirdgrots decided that they were sick of being seen as just mere Grots in the mob, kicked by Orks and overlooked by the Grotocracy. They teamed up, standing on top of each other in order to form a figure about the same height as an Ork. And somehow this allowed them to fit in with Orkish society (mostly). As Weirdgrots, they use their psychic powers to convince other Orks that they're actually a full Weirdboy who was on the skinny side. The Orks value "his" help, so they don't pay Threegrot's peculiar appearance any heed. Whenever asked why "he" called himself Threegrot, "he" replies "Cuz' I'm as powerful as three Grots. Now piss off." Warphead. {{clear}} [[Image:Fizzgutz.png|thumb|left|125px|Fizzgutz with Da Buk]]'''Fizzgutz Da Klerik''' Fizzgutz is another anomaly. Originally just another lazy nob, he now has a much higher opinion of himself and believes he is a priest. He constantly quotes from "Da Buk" (which he has never read, as he is illiterate and considers reading to be unorky), and often gives aid to Orks with moral dilemmas. These usually boil down to "Is the problem fixed if you chop it? What if you shot it?" His epiphany came when he picked up a book that had fallen out of Boris the Titan. Upon inspecting the book, a nearby Ork caught fire and all of the surrounding Grots said he must have done it, with the power of the book. Fizzgutz interpreted this as a message from Gork, that he must become the [[Spiritual liege|spiritual leader]] of Boris, and take the role of Priest for all the Grots. If anyone questions him, he replies that he is "on a mission from Gork", and that they should heed the words of Da Buk. Then he bashes them over the head with it for good measure. {{clear}} [[Image:1343700573073.jpg|thumb|left|125px|Blue on Snekkit's shoulder.]]'''[[Blue]]''' The one that started all this madness. A Blue Ork. [[Blue Teem|No, not like those Blue Orks.]] See the page [[Blue]] for more information. {{clear}} [[Image:Derknitt.png|thumb|left|125px|Being sneaky and shouting his catchphrase]]'''Derknitt''' Derknitt is an Ork you don't want to see if you aren't green. Even if you are green you are unlikely to see him anyway. A Kommando nob and the sneakiest git aboard Boris, he is the hand of Fizzgutz and da Buk. On a mission to keep Boris right an' Orky he has a lot of work to do: When walls grow faces and start screaming he screams right back until they shut up. When Boyz start saying the guns are whispering to to them he krumps them good, when Weirdboyz or Weirdgrotz explode into Daemons he's the first to get stukk in. He begrudgingly works with the higher ups at the Grotocracy to keep the daemon core of the Titan subdued with plenty of Weirdgrots and Weirdsquigs. In his obsession to keep everything mean and green he has developed a grudge against [[Blue]], for being a constant thorn in his side and outsmarting him whenever possible. He also hates by extension the Big Mek Zizzbitz and perhaps even Warboss Urtylug for allowing Blue to stay. Derknitt gets krumped good whenever he tries to fight Urtylug for being unorky on account of how cunning and big the boss is, though Derknitt suspects it may also be something in the squig tea. {{clear}} [[Image:ROCKEATA SNACKS -TM.png|thumb|left|125px|Chief Kommando Rockeata]]'''Rockeata Brugg''' Rockeata is the Chief Kommando of the Scraplootas and quite possibly the oldest Ork of the Tribe. Despite this, he's not the biggest by a long shot and has no desires to become Warboss. Instead, Rockeata simply wants to be sent out on the stealthiest of missions to hunt and stalk the most dangerous game the galaxy has to offer. After spying on a band of Kroot for several days, Rockeata picked up the curious habit of eating rocks, along with his current name, due to the old Kommando hearing one of them say "You are what you eat". Because of this, Rockeata eats rocks whenever he's out on a hunt, thinking it'll make him as tough and as patient as one. Any Kommando who complains too loudly will also be encouraged to join Rockeata in his snacking, thus making the Scraplootas curiously efficient at holding an ambush until the most opportune moment instead of just charging the moment they see the enemy. Rockeata is also infamous for rattling off old war stories, his favorite hunts, and feats of grandiose impossibility. Some of these may even be true. {{clear}} [[Image:Snekkit.jpg|thumb|left|125px|Snekkit]]'''Snekkit''' Simple-minded and easy-going, Snekkit is easily the largest Kommando of the Scraplootas. Originally a basic nob, Snekkit always dreamed of being a Kommando and spent most of his free time listening to Rockeata's tales of glory. Even now, he follows the old addle-brained Ork around just about everywhere, contentedly listening to all of his tales, even the ones he had already heard before. After the looting of the Titan wherein the Scraplootas lost most of their army, Snekkit finally got the chance to live out his dream as Urtylug restructured his army, giving all of his Boyz the choice to either learn how to be a Kommando or to learn how to swing and jump about the Titan while fighting in what the Warboss called "Swashkrumpin." Snekkit is also incredibly fond of Blue, preferring to take her out on sorties with him due to her incredible luck and his amusement at her many contraptions and inventions. This has earned him many a beating from Tinka Zizzbitz, who remains protective of his prized lucky grot. Even still, Snekkit still steals Blue away from the Big Mek whenever he isn't looking, much to Blue's joy. {{clear}} [[Image:Dok_Gitstitcha.png|thumb|left|125px|GENTLEBOYZ, LOOK AT DIS!]]'''Dok Gitstitcha''' The mad dok/pain boss of the tribe, he's been through multiple head transplants, that he himself preformed... on himself. No one is entirely sure when he joined up with the Scraplootas, nor where he came from. Whenever he is asked about his past or what happened to his previous warband he simply shouts "THEY WEREN'T SQUIGGLY ENOUGH!" and resumes work without answering any more questions. It is noted that he seems rather more easily agitated and more likely to conduct impromptu surgery if he has been asked about it recently. His head is totally autonomous after a successful experiment to make sure that if he ever gets krumped, he can still escape. Upon being severed from his body, two squig legs shoot out from the base of his neck and carry the head to safety. Why squig legs? BECAUSE EVERYTHING NEEDS SQUIG LEGS! Grot orderly. {{clear}} === Other Gits === [[Image:Vaedrisa.png|thumb|left|125px|The Fanseer]]'''Farseer Vaedrisa and Warlock Zielt''' "Fanseer" Vaedrisa is a high ranking Eldar with a hidden passion for the Scraplootas. She claims her interest is for the sake of the Craftworld in her care, but her actions lead those close to her to skepticism. Vaedrisa's tips and flirtatious advice for Urtylug lead the Scraplootas to several successful campaigns, including the looting of the Titan. These actions have taken care of many of her Craftworld's enemies and potential threats to the Eldar cause, fueling an uneasy peace for the Craftworld. There is talk about their Farseer squeeing over a Warboss and having depressive fits over never being able to be an Ork herself. Needless to say, the Eldar of her Craftworld are less than pleased with the idea of their Farseer being intrigued by, jealous of, and slightly attracted to a Blue Ork. Warlock Zielt is the Farseer's aide and buttmonkey, often being used as not much more than a sounding board for whacky ideas. His pessimism and neophobia test Vaedrisa's shenanigans and plans, and usually only serve to further convince her that her shenanigans and plans are solid, no matter how farfetched they actually are. This is all to Zielt's chagrin. {{clear}} [[Image:No_Shit_Shas'El.png|thumb|left|125px|Those two grey gits]]'''Shas'El K'Lem P'rer and Shas'Vre Pan'zah''' Tau Commander K'Lem and his bodyguard and personal aide Pan'zah are the leaders of a Tau army. Initially they set down on a certain human world on the edge of the Tau Sept to annex it as another colony world for the Greater Good. Upon finding out that not only were the Scraplootas on the same world (K'Lem had been there when they ransacked another colony world years ago), but also had a Tau 'slave', they decided to rescue her first and foremost before finally destroying the Scraplootas and avenging the Tau colony worlds, and taking their current world. They did manage to "rescue" her for a brief moment before the Scraplootas freed her and stole K'Lem's clothes. Now K'Lem P'rer is obsessed in rescuing and re-educating Blue, while Pan'zah stands by him, ready to bail them out of yet another humiliating defeat by the hands of Scraplootas. K'Lem P'rer can perhaps be described as a proper gentleman and a bit of a white knight. He hopes to best the Scraplootas for honor and to avenge the looted colony world. He wants to save and re-educate Blue not because of any vested personal interest, but rather because she is a damsel-in-distress in his eyes and deserves to be reintegrated into the Tau for the Greater Good. These ideals often leave him airy and floating, meaning Pan'zah has to keep his Sahs'El on a leash. K'Lem sees Pan'zah as merely a yes-man, not knowing that the Shas'Vre harbors his own fantasy about becoming Shas'El. {{clear}} '''Rosncranz and Gilnstrum''' A couple of Chaos Space Marines who have been friends since before the Horus Heresy. They're technically the most senior members of the Chaos installment (or rather remnants of the Chaos warband) in the sector the Scraplootas are often found in, both having arrived in the sector in response to a distress call sent out for reinforcements after the Titan was looted. They are rather disenchanted with Chaos and actively try to avoid fighting the Scraplootas whenever possible, not out of cowardice, but disinterest since they feel the Titan would be more of a burden if recaptured. They are among the lowest ranking member of the warband, having no interest in advancement since the current guy in charge gets killed at least once a month; they sometimes place bets or joke about how often the leader changes. Though they have correctly deduced the reason why the Tau forces continue to pursue the Scraplootas, they have no intention of doing anything with that information. Rosncranz is an Iron Warrior, the ship's cook (since they have almost no slaves or cultists), and the more talkative/smarter member of the pair. Gilnstrum is a World Eater and the more athletic member of the pair.
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