Editing Tarrasque (section)

===(3.5) How to (unsuccessfully) Kill A Tarrasque in 18 Easy Levels===
Key Requirements:
*Cleric/Master of Shrouds with the [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|Time domain]].
*Greater Rod of Maximize spell or the Maximize Spell feat and DMM or Illumian race with the Naenhoon sigil word.

Method:
*Start your turn within close range and cast Maximized Time Stop giving you 5 turns to prep.
*For five turns use the Master of Shrouds ability to summon shadows, 4 each time for a total of 20. (For this to work we only need 15 shadows assuming they all hit, but best to be on the safe side.)
*Master of Shrouds gives +2 damage to all summons, Shadows deal 1d6 str damage on touch turning it into 1d6+2 str damage.
*All shadows ready action to touch Big T inappropriately when time stop ends.
*Assuming one rolls a 1 and misses the shadows ''would'' deal a minimum of 19*3(min str damage) = 57 str damage, no save, no SR... if the tarrasque wasn't immune to ability damage.
*Even if it wasn't immune to ability damage, although Big T has a str score of 45 (only 15 would actually have to hit) and the shadow ability specifies that when a living creature has its str reduced to 0 it dies, it could be argued that the tarrasque's immunity to death effects would also apply here. Of course, it'd still take 868 nonlethal damage and stay at 0 Str for as long as the shadows keep fondling it and another day on top.