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==Warmaster Iconoclast Titan== [[File:Iconoclast_Titan.JPG|300px|right|thumb|The mother of all [[RIP AND TEAR]]S.]] {{Topquote|Meet the Warmaster Iconoclast Heavy Battle Titan. At 100 tons of ruinous energy, the Iconoclast is all about barrelling into the enemy like a 40-metre mechanical bull, delivering devastating close-range attacks with a preposterous loadout of melee weaponry.|Description via Warhammer Community. Not sure what it meant by a [[Derp|'100 tons of ruinous energy']] however. Whatever the '''''fuck''''' that means.}} The largest of all close-combat Titans short of the skullfucking [[Skull Reaper]]. The Iconoclast-class Warmaster Heavy Battle Titan or simply known as the Warmaster Iconoclast Titan is designed to benchpress fucking [[Warlord Battle Titan]]s into [[/d/|submission]], sporting the motherfuckest of [[Dick|big dick]] [[Chain weapon|chainweapons]] called the appropriately named, [[Chain weapon#Desolator Chainsword|Desolator Chainsword]], as well as a giant FUCK OFF [[Anal circumference|anal plug]] called the [[Miscellaneous Weapons#Krius Siege Drill|Krius Siege Drill]]. Fortunately, the Iconoclast isn't ''completely'' gimped in the ranged department. It can swap out the Siege Drill with an equally ECKS BAWKS HUEG [[Krius Grav Imploder]]. The mother of all [[Grav-weapons]]. It also has a [[Cruciator Gatling Array]] as a secondary weapon attachment, along with a shoulder-mounted [[Apocalypse Missile Launcher]]s, [[Plasma Blastgun]]s, [[Melta Cannon]]s, and other weapons as well. Yes we know, the prospect of a close-ranged 40-meter tall brawler Titan is already stretching the limits of practicality, even by Imperial standards, but someone's got to deal with all that fucking [[Gargant]]s rumbling around and come on, giant robots punching holes in citadels is awesome.
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