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====Orcs==== The [[orc]]s of Warcraft are shamanistic warriors who live in the city of Orgrimmar and greater savanna region of Durotar and who, unlike [[Warhammer Fantasy|Warhammer]] or [[Warhammer 40000|40k]] [[Orcs & Goblins|Orcs]]/[[Ork|Orks]], are not entirely made ta fight anβ win, with the added benefit of primary (and not-so-bad-either secondary) sex characteristics, which means they have to reproduce by methods other than scratching their asses. Basically all that "Storm, Earth, and Fire" shit combined with "Victory or Death" mentality. They tend live in edgy and spiky all over black metal buildings with red lighting. The backstory for their place in the world is that their planet was like Vietnam hatefucked death metal album art, then some douchebags in their race sold them out to Demons and tricked them into wiping out every race they encountered before leaving the next generation to pick up the pieces and deal with those among them that have decided being a dumb asshole is a cultural value. Brown-skinned Orcs are natural untainted Orcs, Orcs with grey skin are a subrace of brown Orcs and tend to be highly aggressive (an alternate universe where formerly brown Orcs have grey skin instead of the green they got in the main timeline suggests this isn't a natural occurrence), Orcs with green skin have been exposed to a large amount of Demon magic, Orcs with red eyes and green skin are currently empowered by Demon magic, Orcs with red skin have consumed Demons and are becoming Demonic themselves. Ever since their first attempts to make friends have been misunderstood for an attempted genocide by the Alliance races, have been chased down by said Alliance races to be properly forgiven for that. Still trying to vehemently befriend everyone around them, but get promptly forgiven time and time again, so it's cool. Most of their history was retconned in the shitfests known as ''Mists of Pandaria'' and ''Warlords of Draenor'' to make them more [[Grimdark|evil]], then zig-zag on this depending on which part of the fanbase whines the loudest. In a manner of speaking. Them being genocidal monsters has always been canon. The only point of contention is them ''choosing'' to continue being mass-murdering monsters. But Horde players who actually ''[[Heresy|read the quest text]]'' as they level throughout the game will notice that the Horde quests get more and more vile and less and less justifiable until by the end the Horde quests are often just evil just because they think its funny. Some players might see this as a new Horde adventurer gradually having his eyes opened that although he is a noble savage who believes in the Horde's redemption, '''[[Grimdark|the Horde might not]] ''[[Grimdark|want]]'' [[Grimdark|redemption]]'''. [[/d/|'''The''' most popular characters of shorstories involving any sort of befriendment of female night elves (<s>projection much? eww. just eww. you sick Horde! you fucking sick.</s> <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>PROCEED...</span>). Scratch that, Tauren and worgen are more popular for that nowadays]] <gallery> Image:Warcraft Orc 1.jpg Image:Warcraft Orc Fishing.jpg </gallery>
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