Editing Adventure Time (section)

==Deities & Cosmic Entities==
The world of Adventure Time is home to several powerful entities that could be considered at least gods with lower case g, either personifying natural forces, or being placed in charge of maintaining  reality. Still, in spite of their god status, most of them treat their cosmic roles like how we humans treat our 9-to-5 jobs: most of them are bored of their responsibilities and like using mortals for entertainment/friendship,  and if they fuck up, they know they can be replaced at any time by their “boss”. These are:

* [[Kairos Fateweaver|Cosmic Owl]] - A being that enters people’s dreams giving them premonitions or a vision of their death; his very presence in a dream means it will come true, which has disastrous consequences when he stumbles upon a dream ''he isn’t meant to be in''.  Spends most of his time playing [[board games]]. His [[Gay|best friend]] is Prismo.

* Prismo - A projection of a sleeping man capable of granting virtually any wish and thus one of the most powerful beings in-universe (literally and metaphorically). He is a cosmic-level entity, but that’s just his job, you know? His real passions are making artisanal pickles, [[Gay|hanging with his bros]], and <s>probably smoking a shit ton of weed and watching adventure time </s>

* The Elements - The four basic elements of Ooo: Fire, Ice, Candy, and Slime. These entities have always been present on Ooo, reincarnating through the ages in different forms. In the “present,” three of the elements are reincarnated into their respective princesses (Fire Princess, Princess Bubblegum, and Slime Princess). 
**The Ice Elemental isn’t the Ice King, but a lady from ''our era,'' who didn’t want to die in the Great Mushroom War so she encased herself in Ice. The Ice King’s crown is a relic from the first Ice Elemental from the Time of Dinosaurs, who wanted to use it to avert the apocalypse of his era, but failed at the last minute. His “apprentice”, Gunter, was left to use the crown, which was programmed to grant the deepest wish of its first bearer. Gunter, who was a half-baked experiment in giving dinosaurs sentience, only wanted to become an Ice Wizard like his Master, turning him into a [[Chaos Spawn|twisted parody]] of how he saw his master, and [[Not As Planned|cursing everyone else who would wear the crown since]].

* Orgalorg/Gunter - A cosmic entity on the scale of Lovecraft’s Old Ones, Orgalorg is an ancient (pre-Big Bang) tyrant that had enslaved an entire star system on its own, but desiring conquest and more power, it attacked the Catalyst Comet to gain its power but was defeated by Grob Gob Glob Grod. He was struck to earth, where “the gravity of the planet did crush and compress Orgalorg into a more powerless and cuddlesome form" and lost its memories, but not his thirst for power. Somehow ended up at the Ice King's pet, who renamed him Gunther though he doesn't know why. So evil that he gives Adventure Time Satan chills.
**In the finale, he picks up the Ice King’s crown, which has been reset to the its primal, wish-granting state. It freaks everyone out because they’re afraid it’ll give him [[Memes|UNLIMITED POWER]], but he just uses it to become the Ice Thing, [[Dawww|a cuddlier, friendlier version of the Ice King, because that’s how he sees the Ice King/Simon]]

* Grob Gob Glob Grod - A 4-headed martian deity that protects the solar system from various threats and other powerful beings, he is worshipped in Ooo where Glob replaces the word God. Despite this, he is actually subordinate to an even more powerful being, the King of Mars, <s> Elon Musk </s> [[Wat|Abraham Lincoln]].

*Life and Death: The personification of Life and Death respectively. Life is a snake-lady with two intertwined heads, Death is a horse-skulled death-metal gardener; together they run the wheel of reincarnation, where Death sorts the dead among the dead world-afterlifes, and Life is in charge of sending them back into new lives, [[isekai]] style.

* Party God - A giant wolf head that floats around and manifests wherever there are parties.

* GOLB - A god of chaos, mutation and entropy that had attacked Mars before coming to Earth in the series finale. As the cosmic being of pure chaos and entropy, he can “digest” things down to their original forms (which eventually, means, breaking them down to nothing), like reversing the Ice King’s insanity and magic and transforming him back to Simon and nullifying his crown to its original Wish-granting state. He is weak to Music (or rather, its [[My Little Pony|Harmony]]), though, and just like the rest of the cosmic entities, someone else can assume his role.