Editing Chaos Casino (section)

==Casino trivia==
* The Casino never shuts, like, never. Totally 24/7!

* The four [[Gods of Chaos]] are lifelong premier members to the Casino.

* [[Eldrad]] was banned for dicking at the tables one too many times.

* Few mortals ever leave the Casino; if they keep playing, eventually they will lose at some game and their soul will be forfeit to the Owners; such is the fate of those that would damn themselves playing the games of gods after all. It is best to take the winnings and run. Occasionally a lucky person might ascend as a Daemon.

* [[Cegorach]] is banned but he always manages to sneak back in thanks to a new disguise.

* [[Creed]] has played many games and lost some, but when the Soul Grinder comes to claim him its [[Anal Circumference|rear armor]] is penetrated by a Leman Russ Vanquisher which just happened to be at the other table.

* [[Nurgle]] is banned from brewing plagues in his private suite, especially after the last outbreak.

* [[Khorne]] has to be constantly drunk to prevent himself breaking the no violence rule of the Casino; it is the only way to keep him too disoriented from managing to lash out at anyone.

* [[The Masque]] holds a weekly dance class for anyone interested; you succeed the class if you manage to escape alive.

* [[Malal]] is banned for always cheating when it comes to playing.

* Cheaters caught forfeit their souls to the Casino and have to spend an eternity working off their debt as an employee at the Casino. Considering the games and clients this is as nasty as it sounds.

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