Editing
Imperial Fists
(section)
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
Warning:
You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you
log in
or
create an account
, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.
Anti-spam check. Do
not
fill this in!
==Daily routine== '''3:00 - Reveille:''' The Imperial Fists are roused from their iron slabs and spiked beds to start the day. Morning Prayer is still an hour away, but it takes that long just to get past the locks and barricades they put up the night before.<br> '''4:00 - Morning Prayer:''' The Imperial Fists assemble for a sermon by the Chaplains. The poses of fealty they maintain are specifically designed to be the most physically uncomfortable possible.<br> '''5:00 - Morning Firing Rites:''' The Imperial Fists assemble to practice their firing drills. You can imagine everyone's surprise when the Chapter serfs learn that the Fists have built up fortifications around their firing ranges.<br> '''6:00 - Battle Practice:''' The Imperial Fists descend into the battle cages for practice in close combat and moving targets. Frequently the Imperial Fists will forgo medical attention for injuries. Bare-fisted combat is encouraged. <br> '''9:55 - Milkshake and Cookies break:''' Nutrient-fortified, in which the cookie batter is made from concrete and the milkshake is also made from concrete and consumed alongside the glass.<br> '''10:00 - Pain Stimulation:''' The Imperial Fists undergo pain stimulation and endurance tests. Such tests range from the Pain Glove to sitting naked in rooms where the temperature is designed to simulate the night-side of [[Inwit]] during winter.<br> '''11:00 - Free hour in the Constructatorium:''' The ancient Terran game “Lego” is provided for the Sons of Dorn from a local forge world by the metric tonne. Many battle brothers, use this “Lego” to construct miniature replicas of titans, or [[Thunderhawk|Thunderhawks]] or [[The Phalanx]]. Finding great enjoyment in constructing tiny battlefields from the chapters past, any battle brother who opts to build “barbie's dream castle” or “Perturabo’s tormentor” will find himself spending an evening in the pain glove. Unfortunately, they never bother to clean it up after themselves and reports of battle brothers deliberately walking on lego are unsubstantiated rumors at best. Though it doesn’t explain why every Imperial Fist wanders around the constructatorium in his bare feet or socks. <br> '''12:00 - Midday meal:''' A light meal is prepared by the Chapter serfs. Showing pleasure at the taste earns you an hour in the Pain Glove. Rumors that Imperial Fists deliberately say they enjoyed the meal to get into the Pain Glove have never been proven.<br> '''12:30 - Tactical Indoctrination:''' The Imperial Fists undergo tactical indoctrination on what sort of enemies they can expect to be crusading against in the near future, how to best design fortifications to stop them, and what sort of pain contact with their weapons causes.<br> '''16:00 - Evening Firing rites:''' The Imperial Fists engage in evening firing drills.<br> '''20:00 - Evening Prayer:''' The Imperial Fists assemble for a sermon by the Chaplains. The uncomfortable poses of fealty are no longer required now, though many still maintain them. Sermons are often short and to the point, consisting of the shouted word "FIST" echoed by those present.<br> '''21:00 - Evening Meal:''' A feast is prepared for the Imperial Fists by the Chapter serfs. The Chapter Serfs finally tend to any significant injuries, though many refuse aid.<br> '''22:00 - Evening Fortifications:''' The Imperial Fists set up fortifications in their cells to make sure no one can get into their room and surprise them while sleeping.<br> '''23:00 - Rest:''' The Imperial Fists retire to their iron slabs or spiked beds for the evening.
Summary:
Please note that all contributions to 2d4chan may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here.
You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see
2d4chan:Copyrights
for details).
Do not submit copyrighted work without permission!
Cancel
Editing help
(opens in new window)
Navigation menu
Personal tools
Not logged in
Talk
Contributions
Create account
Log in
Namespaces
Page
Discussion
English
Views
Read
Edit
View history
More
Search
Navigation
Main page
Recent changes
Random page
Help about MediaWiki
Tools
What links here
Related changes
Special pages
Page information