Editing Paranoia (section)

====Character classes====
Troubleshooters may be given certain additional duties if they survive their first mission. These additional duties give you the mandate of assisting your party, and should not be used to [[Commissar|backstab your entire party, unless it turns out that your entire party has committed treason]]. Failure to fulfill your additional duties is treason. Treason is punishable by death.

*'''Team Leader:''' Has the duty of commanding the party and deciding which direction to travel in when lost (and also, hilariously, decided last and therefore being too incompetent for the other duties). The Team Leader is held to an even higher standard of not being treasonous than everyone else, but in exchange, is considered more convincing when accusing others of treason. Treason is punishable by death.
*'''Communications Officer:''' Equipped with additional communications and recording equipment, allowing them to open a direct line to Friend Computer from almost anywhere (unless the signals are being blocked by mutant commie traitors), thus making it very easy for them to report treason. Treason is punishable by death.
*'''Loyalty Officer:''' Charged with the duty of ensuring that all members of the team are loyal to Friend Computer, Alpha Complex and have no doubts as to instructions given by Friend Computer. Doubting instructions or failing to be loyal is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
*'''Equipment Officer:''' In charge of maintaining the team's gear. Will also be given [[Troll|new experimental technology with a tendency to explode in the user's face]] to test before every mission. Failure to test this technology is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
*'''Hygiene Officer:''' Ensures the proper cleanliness of the team. Full hygiene inspections can be [[Anal Circumference|as long and invasive as the Hygiene Officer likes]]. Objecting to a hygiene inspection is insubordination. Insubordination is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
*'''Happiness Officer:''' Has the duty of making sure that the entire team remains happy at all times. Unhappy team members must be made happy as soon as possible via injections of happiness drugs. Happiness is mandatory. Unhappiness is treason. Treason is punishable by death.