Editing Quest:Joan's Not Entirely Ideal Life (section)

==Characters==
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===Joan===
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Protagonist of JoanQuest. Joan has, despite her heritage, almost no combat abilities. She reacts to the common stupidity of /tg/, and as such has taken some fairly moronic actions.  It's questionable if Joan has really done anything of any value since starting her miserable life, aside from befriending a female [[sergal]] by the name of John. <br>
Hats are one of her interests and she is often manufacturing ones from improvised materials like headcrabs and Robutt heads.<br> 
According to Naga her complete lack of strength was caused by a botched incantation.
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=== John ===
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John may or may not be a rapist, with her potential victim having been Joan.  Then again, rape is to sergals what stealing is to [[Kender]], so maybe we can't fault her for that. Despite apparently being unable to speak she manages to communicate with artistic abilities and fearsome jaws. Mom used to frighten her, but she's over it now.  
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=== Joan's mother ===
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Joan's mother is a ditzy and (possibly) accidentally violent nutjob. She is half-[[viking]] and half-[[dwarf]], and killed Joan's dad for looking at her suddenly huge mammaries.
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=== Joan's maternal grandparents ===
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Joan' grandmother is a dorf and her grandfather is a [[viking]]. They appeared when Joan arrived back in her home and brought gifts including some kind of dangerous magical book.
They probably fought against Sergal marauders before, making Joan very concerned about John. 
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=== Robutt (disassembled) ===
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This invention of the late Hitlerdad was a robot with sensual Butt Checks. Robutt's abilities included firing his Lazors, stealing and shapely Butt Checks. Joan eventually sapped it's graceful Butt Checks, thereby destroying the owner oft the most beautiful Butt Checks known to man.
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=== Naga ===
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Joan's lesbian childhood friend. Her constant ass groping and tit fondling somehow managed to completely derail the thread she appeared in. She thinks John is CJOPAZE and tried to worship her.
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=== Minor Characters ===
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Hitlerdad was murdered by Joan's mom for the following reasonable reasons:     .<br>
Spy and Engineer died while performing their patriotic duty.<br>
Avenger... WHO?<br> 
Zombies everywhere holy molly gee golly.
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