Editing Snotling (section)

==Battlefield Roles==
Cannon fodders' cannon fodder, that's it. Snotlings are so useless in a battlefield that even Grots consider them as cannon fodder. Since they're simpletons, they are often armed with very basic (we mean '''''very basic''''') weaponry such as sticks, sharp glass or a wet sock. Obviously they would deal as much threat as a very angry kitten; fortunately though, they come in ludicrous numbers, resulting often in drowning their enemies in blood and bodies. 

Sometimes an Ork with a [[Shokk Attack Gun]] may use any unfortunate Snotlings as ammunition, since a Gretchin is actually smart enough to notice the danger while a Snotling is often too dumb to realize what is going on until it is too late. Often (if they are fortunate) the resulting Snotlings, after being transported through the [[Warp]], lose what little sanity they have and start to attack anything like a rabid dog once they get kicked out of literal space hell; sometimes however they may just come out in [[RIP AND TEAR|ludicrous gibs]] or cease to exist all together.

===Why it sucks to be a Snotling===
[[File:Latest-1Snotling.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Meet the most pitiful race to ever come out of WH40K.]]
*You're at the literal bottom of the food chain.
*You have almost no use at all.
**Of what little use you have is often ignored completely.
*You are dog food for a vast majority of cultivated [[Squig|Squigs.]]
**You cultivated the squig that ate you.
*Even Gretchins bully you.
*When you fall asleep in the fungus gardens, the next thing you realize once you wake up is that you are suddenly turned into a [[Fungus|'snotroom'.]]
**Yes even simple fungi are more likely to see you as food.
===Why it still sucks to be a Snotling===
*You're as dumb as a brick and won't notice anything until it is too late.
*You're nothing more than ammunition in the battlefield.
*You're considered the cannon fodder of the cannon fodders in the battlefield.
**Seriously, you are going up against Titans, tanks and supersoldiers with a stick and a piece of glass. Even Grots get to use knives and the occasional gun.
*You may get accidentally stepped/crushed on and nobody would even notice you, let alone care.
*You look like a Gretchin fetus.
*You will grow up to be the size of a house cat.
**The house cat is higher on the food chain than you.
*The myriad variations of "Kick the Snotling" are among the more popular between WAAAGH! activities of your superiors.
*To say that [[Ripper|Rippers]] (the lowest Tyranid creature) are the Tyranid equivalent of Snotlings is somewhat disingenuous, given that Rippers eat Snotlings.