Editing Tales of Fail (section)

==A Bad Day At the Khorne Building==

There's a difference between dice hating you and dice wanting to let you know that they're perfectly capable of sodomy. During one battle playing as [[Tau]], a friend playing CSM rushed a squad of Fire Warriors with his Berserkers thanks to clever positioning of a [[Rhino Transport|METAL BOX]]. Ten Berserkers and their champion charged into battle against 8 Fire Warriors. Laughter turned to horror, however, when the berserkers missed or failed to wound ''on every attack'' due to rolling 1s. Horror turned back into hilarity, however, when the Fire Warriors wound up killing half the Berserkers in close-combat and then killed the rest in a Sweeping Advance.

And somewhere, Khorne laughed riotously, for he cares not whence the blood flows.

What the figurative ''fuck'' though, Khorne.