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=== Dissection 3 - Eldar === [[Eldar]] have crystalline shit...yes, really. The study itself shows that Eldar biology is extremely efficient with little to no waste products or redundant organs, they have twenty DNA nucleotide bases instead of our four and have a quintuple helix (this may be a retcon, as other sources have stated triple helix). Not only that but they can apparently change their DNA subconsciously ''(explaining why the Craftworld path system can apply to everyone, and how psykers can "retire" their powers and become "safe" again although all Eldar remain psykers even then)''. The Inquisitor suggests that the common features shared between many of the galaxy's races ''(including [[humans]], which is extra [[heresy]])'' suggests a common ancestor or [[Old Ones (Warhammer)|galaxy-wide genetic engineering]]. The most important note to all of the /d/eviants on /tg/ is that it specifically mentions eldar ears as being an erogenous zone, containing many thousands of nerve clusters. *Psychic study of Eldar artefacts also pretty much confirms the four subraces are distinct ''(psychically at least)'', with Craftworld Eldar feeling lost and resigned, Dark Eldar being in a mad panic to cause pain & destruction to avert the gaze of [[Slaanesh]], Exodites believe they are going to rebuild the species (but not their empire) and Harlequins are laughing for the sake of it.
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