Editing Marvel Comics (section)

===Thanos===
One of Marvel's biggest cosmic villains, and also in many ways one of its weirdest. One of the heaviest hitters in the Marvel arsenal, Thanos is an alien overlord with a truly disturbing obsession with death. No, it's not that he wants to kill everyone per se, it's that he literally believes that Death is a cosmic entity with a female identity, and he wants to stick his dick in her. Whilst a few stories have suggested that he may be delusional and no such being exists, primarily the 1990s Silver Surfer cartoon, it's generally accepted that there really ''is'' a Lady Death (no relation to Neil Gaiman's or Bryan Pulido's individual takes on the concept), and she wants nothing to do with Thanos, whom she thinks of as a creepy stalker. To try and win her over, Thanos committed acts of genocide on a galactic scale, and even created the reality-controlling Infinity Gauntlet as an attempt to try and force her into loving him back.