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==Endgame== By now there were only 1,500 Thousand Sons Astartes left (before the retconned number anyway) and Leman Russ was closing in with a force that vastly outnumbered the Thousand Sons. In the ensuing battle, the Space Wolves deployed the [[Wulfen]], horrifying the Thousand Sons that the Wolves would deploy such abominations (though the Thousand Sons were hardly in a position to accuse anyone of having abominations). With the Wolves tearing through the their lines, things were looking grim for the Thousand Sons. But then Magnus finally couldn't take the suffering of his Legion any longer and got off his ass. Magnus descended from his pyramid and began giving the fucking furries a piece of his mind, literally. His psychic powers caused havoc on the Imperials. He even killed tons of Space Wolves with a staring contest. He also took a minute to slow time and give Ahriman his book and some final instructions. Afterwards, he and Leman began some quality bonding time between brothers. The duel between Magnus and Leman was brutal. They fought each other alone, surrounded by onlookers shouting "Worldstar!" and recording the fight with their pict capturers. Russ broke Magnus's horn nipples, Magnus set Leman's hair on fire and both bitchslapped each other. At one point, Magnus even rammed his arm into Leman's chest and stabbed one of his hearts, but then Russ broke said arm. At the climax of the duel, Russ blindly lashed out and struck Magnus's only weakness: his eye. Blinded, Magnus was helpless as the wolf king picked him up and smashed him down over his knee, breaking his back with such force that those watching reacted like so [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHE6isPjdY4]. However, before Leman could finish him off Magnus decided to ragequit and teleported himself, the Thousand Sons and Tizca to [[Sortiarius]], aka the Planet of the Sorcerers. The Imperials had won.
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