Editing Chaos Pretty Marines (section)

==Angry Marine Encounter==

In this, our greatest moment of triumph, when we chemically bombed Planet Romance, and made it our own, when it was mine, MINE, My conquest, I suffered the lowest blow possible. Heed me brothers, for we may be the brightest, most beloved of Slaanesh-

But even ones so loved as we by the Pleasure god must, at times, know limits. Imagine my great pride, stepping amongst the groaning, writhing bodies of the street Confessional, reduced to a mere decoration upon the greater dashboard of our mascara crusade, going through the violet haze, swelling ego and member. I could have taken any prisoner among those captured. I recall a fireman's station was near, and our brothers, yes, Pelvic I do see your hand you can put it down now, yes, Brother Pelvic among the crowd enjoying the finely toned delights offered.

But I, I craved a different taste. Something that would bring me struggle, unlike the chemically bathed planet Romance that I held in my grasp.

Then, I spotted it. The Cafetoriat, choked and weeping with former patrons and staff, save ONE. One of our unenlightened kin. No, not the bastard impostor Pretty Marines. Some, stranger chapter.

Stricken [[Angry Marines|yellow and red]] he was.

...I don't remember much but when I woke up they put me in a Dreadnought.

Dismissed.

-Unnamed One, Former Terminator Chaos Pretty Marine(?) 

''Wtf you got rid of the part where he tried to fuck the angry marine in the ass, but his butt hair was like razor wire, and he ripped off his dick and shat it back in his face. He looked the pretty marine in the eyes and said "Faggot." That was how he came to be known as the "unmanned one" and that he was going to destroy him with his new robocock and then call him "Faggot".

It was pretty baller.''

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