Editing The Toilets of the 41st Millennium (section)

==Other Toilets of the Imperium==
[[Image:Emperor_upon_his_other_throne.jpg|thumb|right|His other throne.]]
[[Image:Squattoilet.jpg|thumb|right|<s>NOT</s> CANON]]

[[Adeptus Arbites]] - Used for torturing suspects more than actual defecation.

[[Adeptus Custodes]] - Eternally waiting for the [[Emperor]] to get finished using it. Thankfully, custodes biology allows them to eternally recycle their shits, preparing the perfect shit for when the emperor does return and frees up the golden throne.

[[Sisters of Battle|Adepta Sororitas]] - (Actually, we don't know. There isn't a "men's" room, so we couldn't see. It probably just sets the waste on fire any way.)

[[Adeptus Mechanicus]] - What few toilets we could find had Bluetooth linkups to monitor regularity and were Wifi hotspots. Also involved a built-in servitor for no good reason.
:++++ Any Mechanicus operative ranking Techpriest or above do not need toilets, and have wall-mounted, vacuum powered docks to vacate the biowaste built up in specialized personal canisters on the Mechanicus operative themselves. The waste is then shot to a regionally centralized septic facility and housed in enormous septic processing tanks where microorganisms reprocess the waste into biofuel, algal nutrient, or fertilizer for biospheres or for the wealthy Magos' gardens or houseplants. Explorators and other off-world agents have incredibly micro-sized versions of these bio-processing plants installed on their chassis for continued waste relief on the go. ''This information courtesy of the Adeptus Septic of Mars'' ++++

[[Administratum]] - Must fill out six hundred forms in triplicate before being able to relieve yourself. Must then fill out five hundred forms in triplicate to flush. ''Where'' did you think Imperium gets their toilet paper?

[[Officio Assassinorum|The Assassinorum]] - Culexus use the headgear of slain psykers, Vindicare use their gunk to coat bullets, Callidus pose as enemies so they can shit pipe-cloggers in enemy toilets, Vanus toilets have Wi-Fi stations attached to continue hacking, Venenum use the nearest access to enemy water supply and Eversor don´t have toilets: when they are awaken they are told the enemy has one and that´s the true reason of their frenzied attacks and the truth behind their deadly explosions. They are really a shit of a bang.

[[Armageddon Steel Legion]] - The Steel Legion Guardsmen pipe all their shit together into a Septic Pattern Hellhound. 10 Soldiers replete with fully hygienic suits and gas masks drive it to the enemy lines; then locking the drive shaft and priming a melta charge as a parting gift, they jump from the tank and run like hell to the nearest river to witness the shitstorm.

-and latrine duty has never been more awesome- 

[[Cadia]]n's - <s>Austere, but quite effective. The only problem is that its even money that you'll have to fight a [[Chaos Space Marines|fucking lunatic douchecanoe]] for the stall, before ''and'' after you sit.</s> Got blown the fuck up, and now the Cadians have no where to sit down to shit, hence their new motto "Cadia Stands".

[[Catachan]]s - Don't need them, as they smear their waste on their knives or on themselves for better camouflage when they can restrain themselves from simply hurling it at enemy soldiers to kill them.

[[Death Korps of Krieg]] - The soldiers of Krieg build specials holes, connected to their trenches, where they do their shits. All the toilets are also fall back positions from which to mount an assault to take back a trench, and in the most dire of circumstances can be crawled through to reach the rear lines. Are also the home of the Death Korps engineers, who only feel comfortable in the most vile and dank tunnels.

[[Imperial Guard]] - Each Guardsman is equipped with a chamberpot. Soldiers who fail to recite the Litany of Smooth Passage while using their chamberpot will be shot by the Commissar after having horrible constipation. Company and Regimental Stalls compress the waste into tightly packed, high density shells and then fires them at the enemy via rear-mounted cannon. Earthshakers aren't called Earthshakers for nothing.

[[Mordian Iron Guard]] - Every Guardsman has his own toilet, and shits in perfect sync with the rest of the unit, often while being shot at.

[[Tanith First (And Only)]] - Appears without warning when you need to take a shit, and is gone by the time you've finished pulling your pants up.

Tallarn - No toilet, standard procedure is to bury waste in sand.

Valhallan 597th - Appears normal, but the cleanest, most efficient, and best-looking stall is conspicuously hidden behind the rest, next to the nastiest stall in the Imperium. Also, all their seats are made of ice.

[[Terrax Guard]] - Waste is chemically treated and repurposed as the primary ammunition for [[Bane Wolf|Bane Wolves]].

[[Vostroyan]]s - Every toilet is finely crafted using wood and copper, accented with even more shinies like gold. Of course, if you can't build your own toilet or inherit one, you're out of luck.

Harakoni/[[Elysian Drop Troops]] - They like flinging their waste off high places.

[[Creed]] has never been witnessed going to the bathroom, but somehow his turds show up in any stall [[Abaddon the Despoiler]] tries to use! It must be the work of his tactical gen-[[Creed|CREEEEEEEEEED!]]

[[Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt]] discovers an [[Standard Template Construct|STC]] capable of producing flush toilets but destroys it, correctly perceiving that it has been tainted by Chaos for no clear reason.

[[Ciaphas Cain|Ciaphas Cain]] - Uses standard imperial toilets, but whenever he goes into a public lavatory, if he knew what he was getting himself into by entering a stall, he would have rather charged into the Eye of Terror with nothing but a roll of sandpaper. Instead of flushing he will accidentally kill some horrible chaos hellspawn/xeno manipulator/mutant abomination, thereby saving the Imperium.