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==Kultur== It is interesting to note that the Nobz are usually called 'Leftenants', with the exception of the Yakuzorks, which call their Nobs 'Waaaniki'. Their [[Warboss]] is usually called 'Boss' or 'Don', although some Yakuzork groups call them 'Oya-bunz'. Their Flash Gitz are sometimes called 'Made Boyz' or 'Foightin' Boyz'. Some [[Speed_Freek|Kult of Speed]] followers within the Yakuzorks have created their own group called the Roicaboyz, and they can often be seen in Yakuzork territory driving their Trukks willy-nilly. They have also mastered the art of drifting their vehicles over any kind of terrain, which makes them valuable combat assets to the Waaagh. Some of the newer Ork generations are known as Rap Battlaz, musically-endowed gits who yell in rhymes. Usually, two Rap Battlaz would 'duel', taking turns performing to determine who the winner is. Usually this lead into actual fighting, and the loser side would plan a taktikhul drive-by afterwards. As a side effect, these rhyming chants performed by Rap Battlaz can rile up the morale of Orks in the Waaagh, and strikes fear upon enemy ranks. Some [[Mekboy]]s are even equipping the Waaagh's Trukks with what they call 'Boom Boxes': extra-loud amplifiers which plays these Ork rhymes on demand. Most Doks and some Warbosses usually play a game called 'Galf' in the lulls between Waaaghs, picked up from the former elites of the Hives they now control. It involves using a special crooked stick (the 'Galf-stikk') to hit a 'Galf-ball', in the hopes the Galf-ball hit some git's head squarely and knock the git out. The Galf-ball can be anything from an albino [[Squig]], some unlucky [[Grot]] painted white, or even skulls, as long as it's round-shaped and white in color. Sometimes, the Galf-stikk is enhanced with rocket addons, but most Orks prefer using ordinary, un-rocketed Galf-stikks. Other sports besides Galfing which the whole Waaagh enjoy includes Blazte Ball, which is a variation on the ancient Terran pastime of Base Ball. Instead of a ball, the batter (Batta' Boy) tries to hit a live grenade ('ball') thrown by the pitcher (Throwa' Boy), the main difference being the 'defending' team runs away from the 'ball', and the Batta' Boy tries to aim towards the opposing enemy's members. The Throwa' Boy's objective is more or less similar to the Batta' Boy, in which they're trying to arm and throw the 'ball' as fast as possible towards the opposing team's member currently in the field (which usually mean the Batta' Boy). To promote sportsmanship, a neutral party is usually chosen to decide if a kill is legit or not, and the unlucky git that gets that position is called the 'Umpire Nob' derisively (although it is not uncommon for Umpire Nobs to be actual Nobz). Blazte Ball games are usually over when either the opposing team is obliterated, or both teams are obliterated, or the stadium collapsed. Besides the game itself, post-game riots are also a common pastime, often stemming from heated debates about scores or the Umpire Nob's judgement. Another sport the Waaagh like is Bloxing, in which two Orks duel against each other, usually non-fatally. The two combatants must stick both their hands in a Squig's rear end each, and they try to make the agitated Squigs bite the enemy. The fight ends when one of them falls three times in a round, or one of them falls and doesn't get up in ten seconds or after the 12th round ends, were a jury checks which Ork has the less bite marks on them, and declare him the winner.
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