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==Pandemonic Paradox of Malal== [[File:Beast of Malal.jpg|200px|right|thumb|The scrawling terror of Malal's upholders of Paradoxes.]] The Pandemonic Paradoxes of Malal are the beasts that spawn from the Rogue God himself. These abominations are a horrifying mishmash of fangs, arachnids, mouths and ferocity. They are utilized as beasts of war, scurrying across the battlefield as their sharp pincers, claws and enlarged maw rip apart any poor and unfortunate soul. These beasts are sometimes confused with [[Chaos Spawn]] What? OH FUCK, MALAL SAVE MENOOOOOOOOGLARBABLAHBALHABALAHHBLBLBLBL... As my predecessor was about to say, these beasts are sometimes confused with those which shall not be named due to their horrific appearance. Pandemonic Paradoxes are often unleashed in swarms. Their relatively large size means that they can devour a entire [[Space Marine]] whole if it wanted to (which they mostly don't, as said Marine can rip them inside out). There have been cases where swarms of Paradoxes have ripped apart formations of Chaos [[Obliterators]]. Within the realm of Malal, these arachnids hang around in Malal's Nest of Ironies. Here the beasts spin webs of fine silk stronger than reinforced ceramite. The webs are constructed in such a way that it can trap even the very fundamental ideas and thoughts of individuals traveling through the warp itself. In this case, followers of Tzeentch must be cautious when traversing through the warp as they are likely to be tangled and devoured by the beasts like a fly through a spiders web. This web follows them into realspace but is only visible via witch sight. Those who are physically inside the web will feel a tug at their existence which though non-fatal, will make every instinct they have scream to escape this web. This feeling when near a Paradox has been nicknamed the ''Voice of Banishment'', even though it is not a ''voice'' in the strictest sense.
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