Editing Galactic Partridges (section)

===The Glorious Deployment of the Fowl Array===
Logan Grimnar waited, the Eldar were about to march into his carefully laid trap. He watched as they came closer to his men's positions when suddenly over the vox: "Haters gonna hate."

"NO, NO EMPRAH DAMN IT NOOOOO! CHARGE, CHARGE NOW AND KILL THE ELDAR!!"
"But milord the pl-"
"SCREW THE PLAN KILL THEM BEFO-"

Suddenly numerous drop pods crashed into the ground around the Eldar, as the drop pods open light filled the forests and Partridges swarmed out of the drop pods.

As the Galactic Partridges began firing at the Eldar, the flock of birds immediately turned to the space marines and swarmed them.

"MILORD!" screamed a space wolves over the bolter fire in the valley below "I CANT SEE THROUGH ALL THESE BIRDS"
Logan cut down more Partridges than he cared to count screaming litanies of fury at the Galactic Partridges.

When the birds finally cleared the Galactic Partridges were gone, the Eldar were dead and in the center of the valley there stood a gigantic banner no doubt deep striked "ALL GLORY TO THE PARTRIDGES, WE'RE NUMBER 1!"

"Milord, shall we try to claim credit before they can get to population centers?"
"It's too late for that" Logan muttered "burn down that all-father damned banner."