Editing Scraplootas (section)

== Writefaggotry ==
===Zizzbitz' busy day.===
It had been a very productive day for the Scraplootas. They were in between jobs, after having just finished a raid on a small Tyranid breeding world that had been very recently colonized. Some pointy head wanted the rocks or some other inane thing the boyz didn't care to remember. A handful of the smaller Tyranids had been caught, and Fizzgutz was very busy smacking them around with 'Da buk', and explaining to the creatures that they must 'repaint' before Gork & Mork, or be brutalized in a fashion so cunning that their hive mother would feel it. While he was doing this, the chained beasts were getting alot of attention from Blue, who was busy putting some gubbins and bitz together on their heads and backs to make em more orky and more usable. The bigger of the captives was getting a fine shoota hoisted onto its back by some grots and another was having a few choppas attached to its face. Zizzbitz couldn't be more proud, but he had work of his own to do. There was a particular project he had been working on in secret for some time now, one that was about ready to be finished after he got his hands on some new shiny gubbins that he needed from the last humie battle.

He lumbered past, and gave Blue a pat on the head and as he winked, telling her to keep up the good work and make sure the captured tyranids were carrying all the dakka their legs could lift. She beamed at her mentor and nodded vigorously and began work again twice as enthused. Zizzbitz entered his private workshop tent and hoisted his creation onto the table. It was half of an engine from some humie troop carrier, and had some of those fuel tanks from the pointy heads, and plenty of good old fashioned orky gubbins with three rockets recklessly attached to the back. Zizzbitz got to work, using a crate of bitz he'd had Blue put together yesterday. He began tinkering like a madman.

This was going to be his magnum opus, he just knew it. He was going to do as few orks had done before. He slaved away tirelessly for three days, chopping up shootas, choppas, gubbins, bitz, and fitting them all in over and over. He added two handles that came around the side and fit into his hands, both with two buttons each. His right hand had a proppa shoota, and his left hand had choppa launcha like Blue had helped him learn to make, and it was being fitted more and more, Squig leather buckles and belts and straps a plenty attached. Last but not least of course, as much of it was painted as red as possible. Zizzbitz fell asleep at his work desk, and when he awoke, he had some red paint on his face a bit from the way he slept, but the paint had dried on his creation.

It was time.

He strapped it onto his back, and took the controls in his hands, and walked from the tent proudly exclaiming that he was finally done with the 'flydakka'. He ran over to where Blue was putting the finishing touches on one of the Tyranid captives. A basket on the back that would allow her to ride on it around the camp or carry materials, complete with a remote control.

She barely noticed him before he scooped her up, and shouted gruffly in her ear 'Blue ya gonna think this is right proppa in just a minute, and you gonna know dis is why Im da top mekboy roun' here' He hastily put an extra couple of strap around her torso and crossed his arms to have his right hand in the left control and right hand in the other, to give him a tight grip of Blue to his chest.
He turned on the ignition and took off.
Zizzbitz was flying, and holding Blue, zipping around the campsite as the Grots and Orks gazed in awe. He zoomed up and around Boris, eventually landing on one of the towers on his back, and then taking off again, cackling maniacally. Blue was thrilled, and Zizzbitz was awarded much merit as 'da fastest Ork in da sky' by the tribe.
It was a very productive day for the Scraplootas.

=== Collection 1 ===
[[File:Scraplootas_collection_1.pdf|150px|thumb|Collection 1]]
*[http://pastebin.com/pugGYV1a The Scraplootas Are Far From Finished] - ''Having just looted the Titan, Warboss Urtylug needs to figure out how he's going to continue the WAAAGH with so few boyz left.''
*[http://pastebin.com/JMnZ8JHr Scraplootas vs. the] [[1st Membranes]] - ''How do ya get a proppa fight from gits that are too busy krumping themselves?''
*[http://pastebin.com/PXGCHevy Dat Blue Grot] - ''The Scraplootas loot a specific Tau colony world, Zizzbitz finds a blue grot. The rest is history.''
*[http://pastebin.com/wADkWqqk First days on the job] - ''How Blue met Mr. Squig. Takes place before the epilogue of "Dat Blue Grot"''
*[[Original Greentext for Blue]] - ''Blue learning about orks and building things.''
*[http://pastebin.com/EgyQD2dw What's an Ork?] - ''Blue wonders what she is. Probably also takes place before the epilogue of "Dat Blue Grot"''
*[http://pastebin.com/HrZpiv1z 'Ow I Found Meself by Boris da Titan] - ''Boris in a rare introspective moment''
*[http://pastebin.com/2sT9kX4m Shake!] - ''Mr. Squig learns a trick.'' 
*[http://pastebin.com/Ac87zv5w Happy LootWAAAGH] - ''A Scraplootas Christmas story''

=== Two Tribes - A Grotocracy Story ===
[[File:Two_Tribes_-_A_Grotocracy_Story.pdf|150px|thumb|"Collection 2"]]
''Blue finds herself caught in the middle of bitter tensions between the two largest factions in Titanopolis. Tasked with avoiding full-blown civil war, she must use her wits, her courage, and her sheer determination to keep the peace, and to stop the mucking about once and for all.''
*Part I: Headache
*Part II: Caution, Sharp Edges
*Part III: The Hard Sell
*Part IV: Firing Blind
*Part V: Peacemaker
*Part VI: Out With The Old
*Epilogue
[https://mega.co.nz/#F!ctRDTBib!m99dW_InfpZ36qvmfyORjQ Download]

=== Collection 3===
[[File:Scraplootas_collection_3.pdf|150px|thumb|Collection 3, the everything edition]]
*[http://pastebin.com/qZsFgCQ4 The Tau and Blue] - ''"Yes, Shas'El. Orks, Shas'El. At once, Shas'El. What if she's an Ork, Shas'El? ...Yes, Shas'El."''
*[http://pastebin.com/jquukyia Vacation Lost] - ''A craftworld and a particular disgruntled warlock must cope with a mopey Farseer.''
*[http://pastebin.com/hvBwifT9 Blue and Fanseer Go Wider] - ''Farseer Vaedrisa takes a look into Blue's head to figure out how she ticks.''
*[http://pastebin.com/TsMA1qh4 Blue and Fanseer Go Wilder] - ''Alternate ending to Go Wider, also THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON! Smut included edition only.''
*[http://pastebin.com/7xxkkvdw Snekkit in Operayshun: Blow It All ta Zog] - ''Snekkit sneaks aboard an enemy war hulk to explosive results.''
*[[Scraplootas#Writefaggotry|Zizzbitz' Busy Day]] - ''Another prductive day for the Scraplootas.''
*[http://pastebin.com/7p91S4vv Derknitt's Crusade] - ''The never ending conflict between Derknitt and Blue''
*[http://pastebin.com/dckdvfjW Knights of the octagonal table] - ''Derknitt enlists some grots to help him in keeping things proppa orky.''
*[http://pastebin.com/5sZhyhcf Daily Grind] - ''A collection of miscellaneous stories that take place within Boris.''
*[http://pastebin.com/S8juaiRE Eldar Blues] - ''Two pointy-headed gitz knocking on the door of Orks.''
*[http://pastebin.com/ccJjr70d 'Umie Huntin'] - ''Rockeata's cunnin' plan to catch some fat 'umies.''
*[http://pastebin.com/vJeL9qy7 Scraploota Sortie] - ''Rockeata, Snekkit, and Blue ambush a few [[Blood Jaguars]].''
*[http://pastebin.com/gMDKC8rH Sooner or Later] - ''Warboss Urtylug reminisces about being bros with Zizzbitz.''
*[http://pastebin.com/1LtpyLW9 Gettin' Things Rollin'] - ''An aspiring Grot comissions blue to build an entire tank battalion, and puts them into effect.''
*[http://pastebin.com/Nsg9Kb6A Dok Gitstitcha] - ''Snippets of how the pain boss interacts with the others.''
*[http://pastebin.com/cT6VKZx4 Da Minitrukk Job] - ''It's a simple gig, get in, steal Blue's trukk, get out. How hard could it be?'' 
*[https://pastebin.com/Gq16KuCF Da Funstikk] - ''Smut edition only.''
*[http://pastebin.com/Ye6QSPae The Rodeo Incident] - ''Dok Gitsticha has some fun at the demon core's expense.''
*The Grot - ''Includes [http://pastebin.com/usji2vGj The Grot Means Business], [http://pastebin.com/7JziDSQj The Grots Herd Themselves] and [http://pastebin.com/seMcFBJu The Grot]. All tales of Titanopolis' number one grot you don't want to meet.''
*[http://pastebin.com/gCBQ3F8Q Scraplootas Vs. The Rustboyz] - ''Boris gutting the Rustboyz''
*[http://pastebin.com/xTkvimP5 Da Karhold Job] - ''A good Freebota' mob can work for Umiez an' still be Orky.''
*[http://pastebin.com/MahQvp19 A Business Proposition] - ''How the Scraplootas go to job interviews. Includes [http://pastebin.com/hGKcqpCY Afterthoughts].
*[http://pastebin.com/ZG1pJUd3 Rosncranz and Gilnstrum Live On] - ''We meet a couple of chaos space marines who have been stuck in the sector for a while.
*[http://pastebin.com/RFUz7SQ5 Rockeata's day to shine] - ''Those grey gits never knew what him em.''
*[http://pastebin.com/Nnimj1Fm Zizzbitz's odd mood] - ''Zizzbitz finds some 'umies. who "give" him some good dakka.''
*[http://pastebin.com/VhLLfqMq Rosncranz and Gilnstrum Get Fed] - ''Two Chaos Marines tend to ramble on about stuff.''

=== Collection 4 ===
[[File:Scraplootas_collection_4.pdf|150px|thumb|Collection 4]]
*[http://pastebin.com/1X2xMfkM Welcome to Krumpus Bay] - ''Fluff for one of the locations that gets mentioned a lot in the Scraplootas' sector.''
*[http://pastebin.com/MtfqLyS5 A Krumpus Bay outing] - ''Urtylug pays a visit to an old friend about a job opportunity''
*GrotQuest 1 - ''We follow a grot, a grot on a mission with aspirations to rise to the office of the 'Ead.''
*GrotQuest 2
*GrotQuest 3
*GrotQuest 4
*GrotQuest 5
*A Krumpus Bay Outing: Follow Up (unfinished) - ''Pieces come into place as the 1st Membranes make their return to the sector.''
*Indigestion (unfinished) - ''Dok Gitstitcha has another go at trying to get into the deamon core's mind.''
*Yoof (unfinished) - ''The story of the first ork born into the Scraplootas.''
*Meeting the [[Strait Shootaz]] - ''An almost clusterkrump of cunning tactical genius.''
*[http://pastebin.com/VaQxYR2P Whatever Happened to Da Blue Grot?] - ''Three possible endings for Blue.''