Editing Spores of Madness (section)

=== Ol' Ironsides ===

Imagine if you took [[Bjorn the Fell-handed]], made him stop pretending to be senile (as in ''actually senile''), turned the crazy up to 11, and stuck him in a boat with a bunch of rotting space pirates. Welcome to Ol' Ironsides. This mad bastard consistently forgets things, blasts sea shanties through speakers that would make the [[Noise Marines]] weep, and does something he likes to call a "rot keg," in which he screams at the lesser hands on the ship to fill his sarcophagus with plague grog.

When they don't he just continues screaming, ranting about how he should feed them to the drop pods. He usually does.