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==Laser Destructor== [[File:Laser_Destructor.JPG|200px|right|thumb|The Volcano Lance's more spikier relative.]] Surprisingly, a [[Chaos]] exclusive. The Laser Destructor is the more [[Heresy|heretical]] brother of the Volcano Lance, even though they share the same niche. Wielded only by the [[Chaos Knight Desecrator]]. Boasting considerable range for a focused beam weapon, the Laser Destructor packs a tremendous punch. Each shot is preceded by a sound of air and moisture igniting as energy flickers about the weapon's muzzle, before it discharges its contents of pure laser goodness. Where the Laser Destructor's actinic blast strikes, anything short of Titan-grade armour rolls for [[anal circumference]]. The weapon is capable of coring a foot-wide hole through solid adamantium from a thousand metres away, and the irregular overpulses that race down its beam can blast apart targets like superheavy tanks and other Knight-like walkers with general ease.
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