Editing Tales of Fail (section)

==Daemon Kharn or Wych's Toy?==
Some people claim that there are only two kinds of fail; original and epic. However, there exists a third flavour, so to speak... 

Our tale begins, as many others, with a battle. Namely, [[Chaos Space Marines|CSM]] vs [[Dark Eldar|Dark Elfdar]]. This was my first time playing CSM and, being the cheap bastard that I am, I ended up [[Blood Ravens|"borrowing"]] my cousin's old army, him being the DE in this battle. Three squads and one HQ each, with no care for points. Me, with [[Kharn the Betrayer|Kharn]], some 'zerkers, some termies and a basic CSM squad; him, with his Succubus, Bloodbrides, wyches, and warriors. Straight away, he charges the Khornate killteam with the Succubus and bloodbrides, and after a short duel and barely scratching Kharn, he throws the succubus to the ground and proceeds to go all KHARN SMASH on her. So, victory means that I get to roll on the [[Fun|FUN]] Chaos Boons table, and what do I get? 66. For those who haven't looked at the 6th Ed. CSM codex, let me explain. 66 is Dark Apotheosis - the guy you rolled it for becomes a daemon prince. Thanks to a... slight overlook of the rules, we'll call it, Kharn ends up quickly overrunning the bloodbrides and warriors whilst his wyches, in a case of BS or luck, depending on your point of view, wipe out my CSMs and termies single-handed. 

So, Kharn and the wyches are all that's left, and as our game is complete and utter annihilation, with no care for VP or shit like that, it's a case of kill or be killed. I charge. Kharn manages to kill a couple of wyches, but the one with a shardnet makes life difficult. They take a wound next turn, leaving him with one. Kharn attacks again, bringing the squad down to three. Then, through pure luck, the wyches manage to end him, and as though the dice gods themselves had abandoned me, I fail to spare him from any of the attacks. Kharn fell to the remaining three wyches, their laughter echoing in my head for a few hours.

Some people claim that there are only two kinds of fail; original and epic. However, there exists a third flavour, so to speak. I am talking about [[AWESOME|awesome fail]] - when you fail, but create something awesome in the process. This battle... this was awesome fail at its finest.