Editing Death Guard (section)

== New models and Codex inbound ==
At the beginning of 8th Edition, new models came out. This update of the range includes, though it's not limited to, new plague marines, new Typhus model, and the Daemon [[Primarch]] [[Mortarion]] himself! You can see the announcement [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BceinBiT9jQhere in this video by Warhammer TV]. A Death Guard codex has also come.

If you really want to make an impressive Death Guard army, don't forget who you're painting. These guys SMELL. Forget the conventional painting guides, [[Fail|those look like Black Legion in green armour]]. You're going to want to first apply an undercoat of literal shit, snot, piss, and neckbeard wearing spandex level sweat. Follow up with coating the armour with actual spit (smoker's tar filled loogie preferred), earwax, pus (cheap hooker...?) and vomit (any source, preferably with bile). Next, trim the armour by smearing the model in the bloody, bloated necrotic flesh of some local roadkill laying in a pool of gasoline. Using dirty syringes, apply even coats of AIDS, anthrax, cholera, cancerous cells, necrotizing fasciitis, ebola, influenza, prions, plague, smallpox, herpes, salmonella, tetanus, and poliovirus. Lastly, mix the model in a bin of rotting irradiated garbage and grease, making sure to keep what sticks to it for accents. Voilà! Death Guard.

Here is how to play the Death Guard for those <strike>sick fucks</strike> that enjoy playing an army of ever shambling <strike>space AIDS</strike> pestilence! [[Warhammer 40,000/Tactics/Death Guard (9E)|Death Guard Tactics (9E)]]