Editing E. Gary Gygax (section)

==Gygax Death Jokes==
==="Decent" Jokes===
*"He failed his death save"
*"He's rolling a new character"
*"He's 'rolling' in his grave"
*“Quick! Someone cast Raise Dead!”
*“I wonder how they’ll divide up his XP.”
*“4th edition - bad enough to kill Gary Gygax.”
*"He will be critically missed"
*[https://xkcd.com/393/ This.]

===Terrible Jokes===
*“Don’t worry – he’s just playtesting the Astral Plane for the next edition.”
*“Analysts warn of a free-fall in Mountain Dew futures.”
*“Now who will lead our young people to Satan?”  (this one's particularly egregious as Gary Gygax was a devout Jehovah's Witness)
*“With his last breath, he cursed the name of [[Marlon Wayans]].”
*"At least he didn't live to see Disney's [[Greyhawk]] On Ice."
*“[[Lorraine Williams]] is behind this somehow, I just know it.”
*“Is there anything in the will about electrum?”
*“Heart condition? Wow, I always thought it’d be [[owlbear|owlbears]] that got him.”

===Jokes that are so bad, they're good.===
*“When I heard, I cried 2d10 tears.”
*“Pallbearers, make a Bend Bars/Lift Gates roll.”
*“In the next town, you meet a stranger named B. Barry Bygax.”