Editing Land Speeder (section)

===Land Speeder Proteus===
[[File:Blender.jpg|250px|left|thumb|The flying blender has returned! Painted barf yellow to make the enemy turn away for free shots.]]
The infamous Land Speeder of the Legio Astartes during the [[Great Crusade]] and [[Horus Heresy]]. This rickety flying blender from the days of Rogue Trader has made its return in the [[Horus Heresy]] line and by the Emprah does it look as dangerously designed as we last remembered. This flying death trap earned that name by being literally a bunch of jet engines duct taped to a couch. Seriously look at the thing. The marines are so exposed that one ricochet of an Autogun round would either [[FATAL|blow up the engines, knock out the pilot or shred his seatbelt, sucking the poor SOB into the blender that is the jet turbine ''right behind him'']].

Then there's the fact that the rear weapon has everything from [[Heavy Bolter|heavy bolters]] to [[Multi-Melta|multi-meltas,]] [[Volkite Weaponry|volkites,]] and [[Heavy Flamer|heavy flamers]] all shooting right over the marine's heads, and would likely [[FAIL|melt their helmets to slag]] with the heat wash. Lost technology has nothing to do with why this obvious prototype was quickly phased out, <s>even an ''ork'' would call the Proteus a bad design.</s> 

Relax, relax, you're wearing a suit of armor anyway, no big deal. Its got some interesting weapon options and seems to include multiple [[Hunter-Killer Missile|hunter-killer missiles,]] which are nice for some alpha strike dakka. Just don't look backwards and never piss off its machine spirit.

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