Editing SCP Foundation (section)

== Famous SCPs ==

*SCP-001: Unlike other SCP numbers, there are multiple SCP-001 articles, and it is up to the reader to decide which ones are canon. SCP-001 might be the first monster the Foundation ever discovered, or the source of all other SCPs, or the origin of the Foundation, or the biggest apocalyptic threat that they face, or any number of other important things that deserved to be in the number one slot.

*SCP-049: A humanoid resembling a medieval plague-doctor, but he isn't human and that's not a costume. He is obsessed with curing a "pestilence" he perceives in some humans, but he cannot say what this "pestilence" is; in fact, he cannot seem to comprehend that others don't know what it is. When he gets hold of someone, his "cure" turns the victim into a rampaging zombie, which to him is somehow better. It's unclear whether this pestilence is a real thing that only he can see, or if he is just insane.

*SCP-055: An unknown object that erases any memories about itself.  The Foundation doesn't even remember when or how they obtained it, or even who wrote the object's containment procedures and why they work, but it is possible to remember what the object isn't, and so the Foundation is figuring it out by elimination. It is classified as Keter because you can't remember if it is actually dangerous or not and it may have killed hundreds of people and no one would remember it. This spawned a long-running series about the "[http://www.scp-wiki.net/antimemetics-division-hub Antimemetics Division]", which deals with SCPs which make you forget about them or are literally impossible to think certain thoughts about.

*SCP-087: A seemingly endless stairwell with a voice crying out for help that never gets closer no matter how far down you go.  If you go down it too long a floating face will suddenly appear and scare you to death.

*SCP-093: An engraved red disc that turns mirrors into portals to an alternate version of Earth, where a horrible catastrophe has occurred. Based on recovered evidence, a godlike entity made contact and became the sole religion, distributing advanced technology in exchange for worship, including its "Tears" that would wash away "sin." The use of its Tears caused people to mutate into faceless monsters called "Unclean" that consumed other people and caused an extinction-level event.

*SCP-096: A humanoid with abnormally long arms and a very large mouth. Normally it is docile, but if anyone sees its face, it goes berserk and hunts them down, killing them brutally. Once you have seen its face, there is nothing that can stop it; even getting its organs blasted out by a tank round won't slow it down. Even looking at a photograph of it will set it off somehow.

*SCP-106: A old man who can walk through walls, corrodes everything he touches, and can teleport victims to [[Commoragh|a pocket dimension where he tortures them.]]

*SCP-140: A book that tells the history of a violent culture called the Daevites. The book can write itself if it comes into contact with ink or blood, changing history in the process. Every time it changes, the Daevites' destruction occurs later; if it goes too far, it could retroactively cause the Daevites to exist into the modern day and come into conflict with other nations. What's worse is that there are a double-digit amount of copies in existence, all with the same properties, and the Foundation hasn't accounted for all of them.

*SCP-173: The Statue (AKA the Original) - A killer statue that can move extremely fast when not being watched and causes a mixture of blood and feces to mysteriously appear on the floor of the room it is kept in.  This means people regularly have to enter the room it is stored in to clean it and have to be extremely careful not to blink so it doesn't kill them.  Started the whole thing, and yes, Whofags, it came before the Weeping Angels.  Was inspired by a creepy photo of a sculpture by a Japanese artist.

*SCP-231-7: The last surviving member of seven young women who were kidnapped and impregnated by a Satanic cult. Progressively horrible things happened when the others gave birth, so the Foundation assumes she'll cause an apocalypse if she does too. The only way to stop her from giving birth is to regularly submit her to something called "Procedure 110-Montauk." It isn't revealed what Procedure 110-Montauk specifically is, but it is something absolutely horrifying, probably some form of disgusting sexual torture, and the Foundation regularly erases her memory to make sure she doesn't get desensitized to it, because the trauma of the procedure is required for it to work. The personnel who work with her also have their memories erased to prevent the trauma from affecting them. The horror doesn't come from the threat to the world she represents, but how far the Foundation is willing to go to keep the world safe: if you had to torture an innocent person to keep other people safe, would you be able to do it?

*SCP-294: A coffee machine that can dispense anything requested from it that can exist in liquid form, as well as several things that normally can't.  It's best not to get too ambitious what you ask it for, be damned careful to avoid ambiguity, and god help you if you call something by a euphemistic name.

*SCP-354: [[Lizardmen|A bloody red lake that spawns many terrifying monster 24/7]]. It spawn many variety of monster that can only be seen in movies and fictions like killer robots, lizard people, elemental monsters, and frigging krakens. The Foundation put up a good fight but decided to [[exterminatus|abandon the fuck out and nuke the site]] because they can't [[Lizardmen|kept up the pace]] and fighting [[Skaven|endless]] [[Warriors of Chaos|waves]] [[Chaos Daemons|of monsters]] [[Nagash|to a stalemate]].  The pool also sentient and will psychically attack you if you try to drain the pool, and it might actually be a living portal between worlds.

*SCP-426: I am a toaster that can only be talked about in first person.  Spend to much time around me and you will start to think you are a toaster and will harm yourself trying to do toaster things.

*SCP-447: A spongy ball that constantly exudes a green slime, this substance is extremely useful and is good at improving the quality of whatever it's applied to (gasoline becomes more efficient, smoke grenades last longer, food becomes more delicious). The only catch is that it does ''something'' to dead bodies that is apparently extremely dangerous, and the Foundation is so afraid of this effect that even proposing to apply the goo to a dead body is enough to get you demoted to D-class!

*SCP-529 (aka Josie): A half-cat [[Felinid|(not that kind)]], the entirety of her body behind her ribcage is seemingly non-existent. Despite this, she still behaves as though her body is whole. Given that she is [[Cat|a cat]], she is allowed to freely roam the lower levels of the facility. However, SCP-529 is not to be given any cheese; if she doesn't get enough cheese, [[Dawww|she gets upset]].

*SCP-682: The Hard-to-Kill Lizard - A FUCKHUEG lizard that hates all organic life (except SCP-053, an immortal child who drives humans violently insane, for some reason) and cannot be killed. There is a LONG list of attempts, none of them successful. It will either become immune to what you tried to use to kill it with, or will copy the effects and turn them on you. The Foundation has even tried killing or controlling it using dozens of other SCPs, which normally is forbidden, and none of them have worked, and many have backfired spectacularly.

*SCP-895: An empty coffin which causes any camera recording taken too close to it to be filled with horrifying images that can drive you insane.

*SCP-914: The Clockworks - A massive clockwork machine connected to two boxes. Between the boxes is a dial with 5 settings: Rough, Coarse, 1:1, Fine, and Very Fine. Put something in the "Input" box, choose your setting, and pray the result isn't too radioactive.  The two lowest settings take objects apart.  The middle setting transforms the input into something similar, like maybe turning an apple into an orange. The second highest setting turns the input into a better or more "refined" version of itself. The last setting is similar to the previous one but is extremely unpredictable. The output will usually have a similar function the input but taken to an extreme, and often be anomalous.  It is not possible to see inside the input or output box whilst the machine is operating, so nobody knows precisely what happens in there.

*SCP-999: A harmless [[Slime]] that eats candy, sweats [[Noblebright|antidepressants]], and [[Dawww|loves to tickle people]]. Fans like to ship it with SCP-682 after a failed attempt at killing 682 with kindness.

*SCP-1471: A malware app that, once installed, causes a skull-faced wolf-thing (the picture on the page is actually a [[Furry]], or skully) to begin stalking you inside your phone until you can see it in real-life. Fortunately, the creature itself is harmless. Unfortunately, this all means that furries in real-real-life are totally obsessed with the character and you can't mention it without risking Rule 34.

*SCP-2000: A large, underground complex located inside or near Yellowstone national  park. The entire complex is more or less a "Civilization Reset Button," purpose-built to bring the entirety of human civilization back in the event of the apocalypse. Any information pertaining to its creation has been lost, but it is known that it has been activated ''at least twice.'' Not to mention that a 400-year-old corpse that matched a Foundation researcher was found with a note that begged the question of why this thing was built in the first place.

*SCP-2521: A weird tentacle monster that can walk though walls, can only be safely described with pictograms, and loves information about itself, so it steals any document written about it and kidnaps anybody who talks about'''AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! ITS GOT ME!''' Notable in that the article was written as part of a contest on who could write an SCP in less than 500 words; [[Not as planned|the use of pictograms meant the the article had exactly ''zero'']].

*SCP-2845: A Deer with a human face that can transmute any substance, turn humans into weird Hexagon things, and is thought to be one of the few SCPs that are actual no-holds-barred gods. Its containment requires weird rituals involving castrating D-Class and eating babies. Researchers believe that the ritual only contains the Deer because it thinks it does, and making any changes (like reducing the baby-eating) could let it escape.

*SCP-3008: An infinitely large [[Ayekea|IKEA]] store in another dimension, connected to an otherwise-ordinary IKEA store (fortunately cordoned off by the Foundation), and finding an exit is nigh-impossible due to the seemingly-infinite dimensions of the space and the hostile humanoid creatures that come out at "night." Many of the people trapped inside the super IKEA are from other versions of Earth and they are forced to play real-life [[Dwarf Fortress]] (or [[Minecraft]] for the current gen reader) where they hunt for food and look for an exit during the day and craft weapons and fortresses using IKEA products to defend against the monsters' attacks at night.

*<s>SCP-4000</s> Taboo: [[Feywild|An extra dimensional forest]] populated with [[Fey|strange magical creatures]]. The location, landmarks within it, and beings from it cannot be referred to by any consistent name [[Chaos Spawn|or else bad things happen to the people who named them]] (so to prevent confusion the document has words that refer to the same thing colored the same way).  There also are very strict and complicated rules for safely interacting with the inhabitants.

*SCP-5000: A mechanical suit that contained records of an alternate timeline where the Foundation discovered a horrible secret (hint: it has something to do with SCP-682) that drove them to try to wipe out humanity by weaponizing all of the monsters they once kept contained, while forcing other major factions like the GOC to fight against them.

=== SCPs with minimal tabletop relevance ===

*SCP-1024: A set of instruction on how to perform low level spells that actually work, disguised as a [[Basic Dungeons & Dragons]] set.

*SCP-3744: A man who has the ability to alter reality, but only while playing Dungeons & Dragons. He suffering from trauma due to nearly causing his brother to drown for real during a game.

*SCP-3973: A sentient [[Ultramarines]] miniature that has the ability to control dice rolls in its vicinity. This had the knock-on effect of having his owner accused of cheating when he tried to help him win.

*SCP-5866: The semi-alive corpse of the Babylonian goddess [[Tiamat]], which ends up being brought to life as the five headed dragon from D&D because that's what people think Tiamat looks like now.

*SCP-1974-EX: A d20 that causes hallucinations. Sadly, as indicated by the -EX ending, it turned out the dice was covered in some kind of hallucinogen. Nevertheless the article itself contain many references to /tg/ memes and related games, which is why it is listed here.