Editing Tales of Fail (section)

==Greater daemon of Khorne (Bloodthirster) duels plague marine sergeant==

Now, here I was, playing one of my first games of 7th ed (I didn't yet know that I could not fly/land/charge with MCs). During deployment, my opponent warns me of this, I don't believe him, and we roll off to see who's right (turns out he was). This is where my crappy dice start. I fail this roll-off, but am still not so concerned because he has very little long-range shooting, I get to start and I've rolled the rewards that give me 3+ save and 4+ Feel no Pain. Turn 1, I lose a bunch of bloodcrushers to a vindicator shot. We roll off to see if the shot also hit me, and I fail: my Bloodthirster takes a wound.
Turn 2, I kill that bloody vindicator, but a bunch of plasma raptors deep-strike in behind me. The die seems a bit cocked, and we roll off to see whether or not they mishap. I fail, and lose another wound. I'm still confident enough, as I can charge into his plague marines on turn 3 and take the relic. On turn 3, I charge, barely make 3 FnP rolls against bolters (he rolled soooo many hits, it was pretty unbelievable), and get into melee. I duel him, and learn with horror that in 7e, other units can strike into a duel: I kill the plague marine sergeant, but due to crappy rolls fail to do anything else to the unit and take 12 poison attacks. 7 of them hit, 5 of them wound, and I then proceed to fail 3 3+ saves and 3 FnP rolls. He gets kill the warlord, and proceeds to win the game thanks to his newfound 200 or so points advantage. I've had his dice checked, and he swears it was just luck, but I still can't stand how he stills calls his plague marines "Nurgle's greatest champions" every time I play against him.