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===Things that Suck=== *The reasons why the humans are hunting the <s>Tulkun</s> space-whales is because they have this brain fluid that [[Rejuvenat|stops human aging]]... ''[[derp|right]]''... With a cost that’s apparently twice the cost of Unobtanium, I guess the mineral from the first movie has taken a backseat this time around. They couldn’t even focus on mass human settlement from Earth’s declining biosphere (Which could be solved IRL with exploiting the space resources already in the Solar System). *Said space-whales have brains more complex than us and is more intelligent than us... ''sure'', whatever you say Cameron. Whatever you say. While dolphins and whales are as relatively smart as primates and ravens, full sapience is up for debate AT BEST. **Seriously, if these space-whales were so god damn smart, you would ''expect'' them to adapt their migration patterns and avoid the fuck out of Space Ahab and co.? *On a related point, the space-whales in general make little sense. They're ultra-pacifistic to the point of casting out anyone who would fight back against the whalers. But they're also adopted into the space-maori tribes who are every bit as warlike as you would expect and have no problems with fighting the whalers themselves. So... they let the much smaller and weaker cat people whom they consider to be family fight and die in their battles for them while they basically do jack squat. *If you expect any character development for the RDA, prepare for disappointment as they are just as much of a [[Fail|two-dimensional caricature as the previous film.]] *The human's lead spaceship this time around is called the [[Derp|ISV ''Manifest Destiny'']]. Seriously Cameron? How on the nose can you be? What's next? The [[Nazi|ISV ''Lebensraum''?]] The ISV Conquistador? *Quaritch, we love you man, but why did you thought it was a good idea to use a single civilian whaling vessel as bait... with <u>'''[[Wat|NO]]'''</u> support craft and backup personnel to protect said whaling vessel. [[Fail|Seriously!?]] The VTOL craft weren't even out of their hangers. *The new space cat tribe are blatant Maori-expies, down to the literal ''Haka''. Cameron... ''bruh''... *Quaritch apparently had a son, and has now been [[Extra Heresy|adopted into Semaj and Pocohontas Cat's family, turning him into a god damn xenos lover.]] [[Wat|And pet cat]]. [[EPIC FAIL|We are <u>NOT</u> making this shit up.]] Pocohontas Cat even threatens him with murder in order to get Quaritch to release her daughter, and nobody seems to react to it. *Sigourney Weaver's character apparently has a [[derp|'daughter']] who is now blessed by Deus ex Machina. Oh lord, [[Mary Sue|expect tons of Jesus-expies to this little cat abomination in future films]]. *Despite how impressive the new human base is, [[fail|we barely got a 5 minute tour of the damn thing.]] It has ''one'' wide shot. We better hope this base is better defended than the previous one. *At the climax of the film, the army of space-Maoris just... [[Lolwut|disappeared]]... like bruh, the Chieftain's daughter is still kidnapped. [[EPIC FAIL|Where the fuck was he the entire time of the fight?]] [[Derp|Did he just... fuck off and leave?]] *If you thought the previous film's animals were terribly uninspired, don't expect much on this film. *The movie is THREE! HOURS! LONG! And much like the first film, much of it is spent on world-building spectacle rather than driving the main plot. However, we also get several plotlines that are teased at but never followed up on (most likely sequel-bait. And oh boy do they sequalbait hard). It just drags on and on and on, and the only thing to keep you from falling asleep well-rendered but contextually superfluous visual stimuli.
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