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===Librarians=== Because magic. Take a librarian, or go all-out and grab a whole fucking conclave. If you want, grab bikes and attach them to Smash*'s squad. Finally, roll on Sanctic Daemonology and hope for Sanctuary. That will give Smashy and any shield-toting command squad vets a ''2+ invulnerable save''; if your fearless leader is rocking Cataphractii armour, that shit is ''rerollable.'' The libby and apothecary will have to settle for a 6+, so wrap them up tight and remember that even a command squad apothecary is a character who can make Look Out, Sir! rolls. If you successfully grab Sanctuary and still have powers left to roll, Endurance deserves a special look: it'll deliver FNP (4+) without taking Shen and his detachment. You can even try to do the legendary "Psysmashfucker", an Iron Hands librarian in a big Librarius Conclave. Put him on a bike with a Force Maul and either the Gorgon's Chain or the Shield Eternal, and try to roll Iron Arm, Warp Speed, Endurance, and Life Leech. If you get the necessary buffs and still have librarians with powers to generate, try for Sanctuary so you can push that invulnerable save to 2+. Assuming you get them all up and running, get a load of this stat line: {| class="wikitable" !WS !BS !S !T !W !I !A !Ld !Sv |- |5 |4 |9 |8 |2 |7 |5 |10 |3+ |} ''Wargear:'' *Bolt pistol *Force maul *Frag grenades *Krak grenades *Psychic hood *Space Marine Bike *The Gorgon's Chain ''Special Rules:'' *And They Shall Know No Fear *Chapter Tactics (Iron Hands) *Eternal Warrior *Feel No Pain (3+) *Fleet *Smash *Independent Character *Invulnerable (3+) *It Will Not Die (5+) With 5 S9/AP2 Instant Death attacks at I7, he's killier than Smashfucker, but much squishier too. He's 3+/3++ without Sanctuary (no artificer armour for you), and he has just two wounds. If you took Terminator armour instead of a bike, he'd have a 2+/3++, but he'd give up a point of toughness and lack the mobility to stay out of trouble (or at least choose the trouble he gets into). Use Life Leech to keep him healed up. If you went the Gorgon's Chain route, hold on to a pistol for yet another attack, or swap it out for more dakka (Betrayer's Bane again?).
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