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==Daily Rituals of the Deathwatch== 03:00 - Morning Prayer. The Deathwatch are roused from their chambers to pray. Prayer lasts two hours, one for the Emperor and the other for new ways to purge the alien. 05:00 - Morning Firing Rites. The Deathwatch begin honing their shooting skills upon alien civilians they've personally captured. Bonus points if it is an [[Eldar]] or [[Tau]]. 07:00 - Battle Practice. The Deathwatch descends upon the prisons holding captured xenos and proceed to find the best way to maximize pain and suffering upon them before giving them the Emperor's Peace. 10:00 - Morning Meal. A light meal is prepared by the serfs in the Deathwatch. Permission to eat the xenos they've killed is denied. 10:15 - Movie Time. New Deathwatch initiates are forced to watch videos of fellow battle brothers getting shat upon and humiliated by the filthy alien. Each Deathwatch initiate is strapped and bound by ceramite braces to contain their [[Rage|rage]]. The videos are usually custom-tailored to the initiate depending on their originating chapter; [[Salamanders]] and [[Lamenters]] watch [[Grimdark|civillians being slaughtered by Orks and tortured by Dark Eldar]], [[Iron Hands]] and other tech-fetishists watch [[Necrons]] fuck toasters and [[Rak'gol]] wear their shitty cybernetics as if to mock them, [[Blood Angels]] and other melee-chads watch Tau play keep-away and [[Fish of Fury|gun down those trying to charge them]], and [[Novamarines]] and other already sufficiently die-hard alien haters get to watch diplomatic meetings between the Imperium and xenos that don't end with the filthy aliens dead. The ancient films Alien and Predator are popular choices among Veteran Kill Team members. 11:15 - Tactical Indoctrination. The Deathwatch plans the next campaign to wipe out the filthy xenos and study the weaknesses and best possible ways to inflict as much pain as possible on the alien. 13:00 - Midday Meal. A meal is prepared by the Deathwatch serfs. Eating the aliens is still prohibited. 14:00 - Evening Firing Rites. The Deathwatch practice fighting xenos in the dark. Tau and Eldar Snipers are given weapons and promised freedom if they survive. The odd few that ever do are then given freedom through a bomb attached to the weapons they were given. 16:00 - Battle Practice. The Deathwatch practice fighting [[Tyranid]] organisms in melee. Due to the raw amount of [[Rage|rage]] that the Deathwatch exhibit during the battle, some wonder how they aren't [[Angry Marines]] instead. 19:00 - Evening Meal. A feast is prepared by the Deathwatch serfs. Eating the dead aliens is allowed if they are deemed safe to eat. 20:00 - Evening Prayer. The Chaplain gives a stirring sermon. He also warns against ancient heretical pro-xenos propoganda, like E.T., [[Star Wars]], and especially [[Star Trek]]. 22:00 - Interrogation Time. The Deathwatch interrogates and torture captured xenos for information and intelligence. Any xenos who successfully resist are designated to be tomorrow's meal, if they are safe to eat. If not, then they are thrown in with some starved [[Kroot]]. 24:00 - The Deathwatch ends their interrogation, punch their small posters of hated xenos, and proceed to go back to rest in their chambers.
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