Editing Iron Hands (section)

==Why it sucks to be an Iron Hand==
*Your Primarch was the first to die, not even lasting up to the Siege of Terra.
*Your Legion was all but dead weight during said siege as well as the entire Horus Heresy due to the [[Drop Site Massacre]].
*You have to live with the fact that your chapter’s philosophy goes completely against what [[Ferrus Manus]] officially intended.
*You’re constantly trapped in a cycle of bitterness and self-loathing, and stuffing your face with cybernetics is the only way for you to feel better.
*You’re the only first founding chapter outside of the [[Dark Angels]] that civilians actively dislike, only you don’t have the excuse of upholding some [[Fallen|terrible secret.]]
*[[Fail|You can never masturbate again. EVER!!!]]
*Your black colour scheme is shared by at least [[Black Templars|3]] [[Raven Guard|other]] [[Black Dragons|chapters]], 2 of which being more popular than you.
*Your only friends outside the chapter are [[Adeptus Mechanicus|antisocial nerds]] who think you’d look better as a vehicle unit.
*Most of your fans will ditch you when you stop being top tier in competitive play like a swarm of [[Powergamer|metagaming Gold diggers]].