Editing Obliterators (section)

===So I've caught the Obliterator virus, what now?===
I, a local havoc in the skullfuckers warband couldn't believe my luck last week! Someone left a perfectly good Plasma gun just lying around! They said it was infected with an STD (some type of demon). I, of course, didn’t use protection because I'm a big bad havoc in the skullfuckers warband. Guess what we do to our victims?

'''March 20th, .998 m41'''
Had "the talk" with the demonic spirit inside the plasma gun and learned that he MAY have the obliterator virus. Apparently it's been with a lot of users over the millennia, so I should get myself tested just to be safe.

'''March 21st, .998 m41'''
Right now I feel fine, except for a slight itch on my skin (and in my soul.) 
The apothecary says it’s nothing serious, I just needed to take two of "these" and call him in the morning.
(He gave me 2 bolter rounds, what the hell am I supposed to do with these!?)

'''March 24th, .998 m41'''
I went down to the shooting range the other day, and hit every single target, even the slaves in charge of resetting the targets. Note to self: Get more iron in my diet...literally.

'''March 25th .998 m41'''
Got bigger, felt itchier, and kinda worried, so I tried calling my local apothecary again on the voxphone only for my hand to merge with the phone. Now my brothers press the buttons on my face and use me to make long-distance calls.

'''March 26th .998 m41'''
Skin has bad rash on it now, felt kinda metallic. Breakfast wasn’t much better, I tried making some toast, but brother dickius jammed my hand in the toaster instead. Now I AM the toaster! I shot bread at that motherfucker all day! I also assimilated the waffle iron and some whisks now I'm some kind of terrifying breakfast machine.

'''March 27th .998 m41'''
Skin has wires growing out of it now and magnets wont stop sticking to it
People say I hide the remote on the voxcaster I told them I haven’t seen it since It melted into my hands! On the plus side we only need one remote for 20 different appliances, me! talk about convenient

'''March 28th-ish?'''
Had a sudden craving for batterys the other day, like energizer 40,000. Snacked on em all day long. Aparrently the Warpsmith wasn’t too happy that his plasma generator in the fridge? Should have left a note on it.

'''march 29th .998 m41'''
Dickus decided to glue a bunch of power tools to my armor while I was sleeping, drills, buzz saws, chainswords, etc, now im stuck with them, I look like Edward scissorhands fucked a blender!

'''march 30th .998m41'''
Woke up bigger, cant fit in rhino tank or wear size 12 power armor anymore…feel sad...

'''march 31st .998m41'''
Will whoever is making those beeping noises when I enter the room please stop, their not funny, oh wait that’s me since I assimilated a forklift, now I look like a cosplayer doing the mech from aliens. Just because im 8 metric tonnes of man, machine and demon doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings.

'''april 2nd .998m41'''
Doors too small on ship, need bigger spaceship.

'''april 4th 998m41'''
Went down to firing range the other day. When did all the guns get so tiny? Started assimilating
Some autocannons,a heavy bolter and a multi melta, now I can shoot lasers out of my face....yay

'''april 8th?? 998m41'''
Me-eat teleporter- warpsmith angry

april 19th? 998m41
Use warpsmith's teleporter, life good, warpsmith fight back, KILL WARPSMITH WITH LAZER EYE VISION!
Warpsmith gone…think about warpsmith…regret..

febtober 2nd?
obliterator assimilate dish washer, shoot plates and foam at loyalist scum, life good
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