Editing Katanas are Underpowered in d20 (section)

== Quiches are underpowered in GURPS ==

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Waffle" bullshit that's going on in the GURPS system right now. Quiches deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine quiche in France for 24 Francs (that's about $20) and have been eating it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut pangs of solid hunger with my quiche.

French chefs spend hours working on a single quiche and layer it up to a million times to produce the finest breakfast pastries known to mankind.

Quiches are thrice as filling as Asian breakfasts and thrice as buttery for that matter too. Anything hunger a bagel can cut through, a quiche can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a quiche could easily be bisected to satisfy the hunger of a dozen neckbeards with a simple series of vertical slashes.

Ever wonder why medieval Asia never bothered conquering Europe? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined peasants and their quiches of satisfaction. Even in World War II, German soldiers targeted the men with the quiches first because their eggy deliciousness was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Quiches are simply the best food that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the GURPS system. Here is the stat block I propose for Quiches:

(Improvised Brawling Weapon(Brawling-1) or DX-Based Cooking-3; can be made with a roll of Cooking-1 or Housekeeping-4)

Can be eaten to recover 2d HP instantly; see the Healing Potion. Counts as three Meals.

sw+1 cr

Critical hit on a roll of 7 or less if effective skill 17+

HP+2 and Fearlessness 2 while held and Ready

Counts as Very Fine(Materials) for weapon breakage

Now that seems a lot more representative of the deliciousness and satisfaction of quiches in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Quiches need to heal more hit points in GURPS, see my new stat block.