Editing List of /tg/ Cuisine (section)

==40 Fucking Cloves and a Chicken, Motherfucker==
Creator: Some Transylvanian peasant, [https://www.reddit.com/r/GifRecipes/comments/75ms21/40_garlic_clove_chicken/ fuck, I don't know.]

This one takes time to make, but is completely delicious.  If you disagree, [[Vampire Counts|GOTCHA YOU BASTARD!]]

'''Stuff You Need:'''
* 1 chicken, cut into 8 pieces  (Or if you live in a first world nation, buy 8 chicken thighs.  It's the best part anyway.)
* Salt, ideally kosher for texture
* Black pepper
* Lots of toast or dry, crusty bread
* 2 tablespoons plain olive oil  (Not extra-virgin; get the slutty oil.)
* 5 sprigs of fresh thyme
* 1/2 cup olive oil (Yeah, it's on here twice.  Different uses.)
* 40 peeled cloves of garlic  (What, you thought the name was an exaggeration?)

'''Cooking This Shit:'''
* Heat your oven to 350 degrees.
* Season the chicken pieces with as much salt and pepper as you like, then use the 2 tablespoons of oil to coat them evenly on all sides.
* Pan-fry your chicken on high heat until it's nice and brown.  Should take 5 to 7 minutes a side.  When they're all tanned, take it off the heat.
* If your pan is oven-safe, pour in the rest of the oil and add the garlic and thyme.  If it's not, put the oil, garlic, and thyme in a ceramic baking dish and move the chicken into the dish.
* '''IMPORTANT:''' Make sure the garlic cloves and thyme are swimming in the oil at this point, not piled on top of the chicken.  Otherwise you'll lose most of the thyme's flavor and your cloves will shrivel.
* Cover your fry-pan/baking dish (aluminum foil works if you don't have a proper topper) and pop it in the oven for 90 minutes.  Clean up your kitchen and have a cold drink or something.
* Take the pan/dish out of the oven and let it sit for 15 minutes with the cover on.
* Bring the pan/dish to the table and FEAST!  The chicken will be tender, flavorful, and juicy, and the garlic cloves should be plump and soft, perfect for spreading on your toast/bread.  Don't forget to dredge your toast/bread in the delicious greasy juices!