Editing Tales of Fail (section)

==Biggest Always Fail Hardest 2==
My friend always liked playing Eldar. As it was before 7th, or even 6th edition update, I liked playing with him too, as it was somewhat challenging for my IG. He always tried to base his strategy around mighty bubble of buffs that Avatar of Khaine gives. What my friend had enough though was how this strategy failed him miserably every single time when he played with me.
There were two situations that proceeded to draw the last fucking straw. First was when he hobbled across the field with his units (AoK leading the advance) turning my guardsmen into mincemeat with shuriken volleys, having none of all these "casualties/pinning" things as his army was bloody fearless. As he got close he declares charge against thr last squad of veterans with plasma guns protecting my Commander. He cackled when I declared overwatch. Then he turned several shades paler, as my vets proceeded to land nothing but seven hits with plasma guns AND sarge's plasma pistol. Even though the Avatar was protected earlier by his 5++ save he got murdered and turned to cinders by a disciplined volley of searing bolts. And I got slay the warlord btw.  As his army was no longer fearless, I let fly with everything I had left and routed them from the field.

The second time was when both our forces were quite exhausted bar HQs. Again it was Avatar of Khaine as warlord, and it was quite similar to the last battle, but this time it was me that bravely/foolishly charged with my company command squad to stop this monstrocity in its tracks. Before charging I shot the bloody thing with all the laspistols of my CCS and he lost one wound due to las-headshotting. Of course, when I got to him (after overwatch induced melting of one of my vets), he shouts CHALLENGE. I grudgingly accept, knowing that my warlord won't live to see another day. THAT'S WHEN HE MISSES OR FAILS TO WOUND ON NEARLY EVERY ATTACK. The one wound that gets through bounces off refractor field. Then my commander hits and wounds with all his powerfist attacks and [[Humanity Fuck Yeah|proceeds to mop the floor with the remains of an AoK.]] As all he had left after this was one-half unit of guardians and a lone, immobile, and weaponless Fire Prism against my heroic commander and quite operational if immobile Battle Leman Russ, he forfeited the game, and later quit Eldar completely.