Editing BBB Rogues Gallery

Some sample NPCs for [[Braindead Bimbo Barbarians]]

==General Guidelines==
Most human-sized creatures can attack with their natural weapons at Close range as Normal check. Grabbing is more of a Close or Skin-to-Skin affair. Most attack forms that work at a given range can also be used at a shorter range also, though the check increases in difficulty by a step (Easy -> Normal -> Difficult). This is just a guideline, and GM discretion always applies.

==Animals==
===Giant Gorilla===
A Giant Gorilla is more than just a thinly-veiled allusion to people of african descent being scary, they're also credible foes for braindead bimbos.  They live in the jungle, as do many bimbos, they're big and physically imposing, and they fit a number of closely-related genres well, particularly if you give one a human-like mind and make it intent on world domination.

Giant Gorilla: (Gorillaing 5) (Plot Armor 1)
A Giant Gorilla will typically attack a bimbo's Slap rating by striking with closed fists at Normal or Close range, attack her Tits by tearing at her outfit and messing up her hair and makeup at Close and Skin-to-Skin range, or her Legs by grabbing at Normal, Close, or Skin-to-Skin range.  A Giant Gorilla makes grab checks as an Easy Gorillaing check when at skin-to-skin range.

Python: (Pythoning 4) (Plot Armor 1)
The giant bimbo-eating Python prefers to subdue its prey by attacking Uhm with its hypnotic gaze This can be done at Long, Normal, Close, and Skin-to-Skin range. Failing this, it will often attempt to grab (at Skin-to-skin) range and crush its prey. It is considered to have the Rawr ability.

===Tiger===
Tigers are canny hunters that work alone (hence the high plot armor)

Tiger: (Tigering 4) (Plot Armor 5)
A Tiger will typically attack a bimbo's Slap rating by scratching with its claws at Normal or Close range, biting at Close or Skin-to-Skin range, or raking with its hind claws at Skin-to-Skin range.  A tiger can grab, and is considered to have the Rawr and DTF abilities.

==Barbarians==

===Bulldykes===
The wild bulldyke is a terror to behold, the descendants of women who seized upon the Man-kings' magics and have harnessed a form of manliness for their own purposes.

Typical Bulldyke: (Dyking 4) (Plot Armor 1)
Bulldykes, like Bimbos and other humans, are capable of using weapons, substituting Dyking for Slap or Legs as appropriate.

Bull Bulldyke: (Dyking 4) (Plot Armor 3)
Tougher than the typical Bulldyke, the Bull Bulldyke uses her copious armpit and leg hair to work magic akin to Tittiemancy. As with normal Bulldykes, they can wield weapons, and are frequently in possession of magic weapons and power tools.

===Feral Bimbo===
Feral Bimbo: (Jungle Boogie 4) (Plot Armor 2)
A feral bimbo is the dark side of jungle-based bimbo culture. They don't coordinate their accessories properly, wear white after labor day, and are often quite aggressive physically and socially towards other bimbos. A particular feral bimbo may have any ability a player-character bimbo might have, and may be similarly armed.

===Pygmy Cannibals===
Pygmy Warrior: (Cannnibalizing 3)
Typically encountered in groups, attacking from ambush, pygmy cannibals prefer to fight with spears and poisoned blowdarts. Blowdart poison can affect Slap, Legs, or Uhm at range. Pygmy spears are shorter than bimbo spears, and attack at Normal and Close range instead of Long and Normal.  Pygmy warriors like to scamper away from combat, and are treated as though they have the Bounce ability.

==Civilization==

Rabble: (Rabbling 3)
Rabble are found everywhere there are masses of people; they're the very masses themselves! Rabble generally punch, grab, and trample in combat, and almost never have the will to get into a fight if they don't massively outnumber an opponent. Punches are used at Close range, Grabs at Close and Skin-to-Skin range, and Tramples only on prone characters.

Eunuch Solider: (Sexless Soldiering 3)
Demasculated by the evil Man-kings, these ex-men serve as fodder on the fields of slaughter, keep watch on the walls of the Man-kings' citadels, and patrol the streets of the teeming slave-cities.  Eunuch Soldiers are normally found wielding weapons.

===The Man-Kings===
Each Man-King is a unique and powerful entity unto himself, having robbed a significant portion of the world of its manliness and using it for his own ends.

Generic Man-King: (Manning 6) (Plot Armor 20)
A Man-king is perfectly adept at hand-to-hand and ranged combat, mustache and lawn maintenance, barbecue cooking, sports history, automotive repair, and sexual prowess. Even when denied his Manning stat, a Man-king is considered to have a default target number of 5 in any task related to the above. Each Man-king has his own specialties, possibly to be detailed later.

Example Man-Kings:
* Charlton Heston
* Isaiah Mustafa (the Old Spice Guy)
* Lee Van Cleef
* President Camacho (from Idiocracy)
* Razor Ramon Sumitomo (Hard Gay)
* Ron Jeremy
* Clint Eastwood

==Dinosaurs==
Mob Raptor: (Raptor Mobbing 3)
Almost always found in groups, a Mob Raptor prefers to engage and flank, and rip its prey to pieces with its sharp hind-claws and needle-like teeth. Its bites are at Close range, its hind-claws are at Skin-to-Skin.

Tyrant Lizard: (T-Rexing 5) (Plot Armor 5)
The mighty Tyrranosaurus Rex is big and toothy and has comically-small front claws. Isn't that adorable?  It can attack with its bite at Long and Normal range, and can stomp at close and Skin-to-Skin range.

==Monsters==
Dragon: (Dragoning 6) (Plot Armor 5)
Dragons fly. Dragons breathe fire. Dragons jaws go snicker-snack. Wait, that's jabberwocks. Anyhow, Dragons can attack at range with their breath, can bite at Long and Normal range, and can grab or claw at Normal, and Close range.