Editing Club

[[File:Monolith_Apes.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Good. Good. Your hate has made you powerful.]]

Back a few million years ago, two cavemen were having a debate on who should be alive at the current moment; traditionally [[Ork| the bigger and stronger]] caveman would win this debate by simply [[Gork| punching the weaker caveman in the face over and over until the weaker caveman was no longer living]], however this time the weaker caveman decided [[Mork| to use his ''slightly'' larger brain]] and figured out that hitting your opponent with something blunt and heavy enough would give the smarter caveman the winning argument.

And thus the '''club''' was born.

One of the oldest and most primitive weapons of the world with the [[spear]], the club is the older, less refined brother of the [[mace]]. Even more straightforward than a mace since basically any object sturdy enough to bash a face in can fit the bill, the club is the primitive weapon of choice, considered crude even by [[Barbarian|Barbarians]]. Mostly used by cavemen or tribals, the club is a firm indicator of a brutish, very technologically impaired or savage setting (when used by enemies, doubly so for the latter if they use improvised ones) or that the situation is dire (if used by adventurers, who have almost always better gear unless they blew their starting gold in useless shit). Clubs are also synonymous with angry mobs in virtually all settings, from the distant past to the furthest future. Note too that many forms of advanced clubs are, in fact, intended to be thrown in addition to be used as hand bludgeons.

== Types of Club ==

While the most popular form of this weapon is the "cartoon" variant, either a drumstick or bottle-shaped lump of stone or wood, clubs over the world have been used as mainstay weapons by cultures lacking access to metallurgy or the common folk, who either didn't have access to real weapons in order to prevent an uprising against their lords or couldn't carry around "peasant" weapons such as [[axe|axes]] or spears.

*'''Ball club''': A club made of a ball of stone or wood tied to a wooden handle, either on the side of the handle or on top (giving them a "drum mallet" shape). Mostly used by South American tribes as well as Huron and Iroquois tribes for the side-mounted variant, with the top-mounted variant more common among Central and South African tribes.

*'''Baton''': The one used by police officers and security guards to wallop the shit out of criminals, protesters and any lawbreakers they come across. One of their first documented uses was in Victorian England, where they were made of wood and known as ''billy clubs''. Modern one are made of plastic or rubber and come in several variants: the basic simple short variant (still called a baton or ''truncheon''), the longer version used by riot cops, tonfa-shaped and the retractable ones that are also popular for self defense in areas with strict gun laws.

*'''Blackjack''': Also called a ''cosh'' or ''sap''. The original blackjack was a flail-like weapon where a couple of hard objects like stones or lead balls were wrapped in a cloth bag, tied with strong rope, and then attached to a stick. Unlike medieval flails, blackjacks had lower reach as they were basically meant to be used like maces with extra momentum, but this meant that a lower degree of training was needed as it was less likely to harm the user while swinging it around. Blackjacks are also popular with mobster types as their close combat weapon of choice, although forgoing the stick with just a sturdy cloth bag filled with a few hard objects that they use to whack people with. This also had the added bonus of being very inconspicuous, as a nondescript bag with some mundane objects inside typically do not raise a lot suspicions from passer-bys.

*'''Beer / Wine Bottle''': A one time use club that becomes a stabby weapon thereafter. The cliché weapon of frontier bar brawls up through the present. A day does not pass in Texas without someone going to jail for busting a bottle over someone else's head.

*'''Improvised club''': Dear God, where to begin with this one? Baseball bats, crowbars, gun stocks... Hell, even a big enough stick laying around is an improvised club. If you don't know what this is, nobody can help you. A notable variant is the ''life preserver'', used as a self-defense weapon during the 19th century, which could be described as a DIY version of the ball club or blackjack above. Another of note are flashlights, especially among law enforcement, where sturdy housings and heavy batteries ensure they can be used as such. Axe handles were common on the Korean DMZ after an incident arose about removing a tree.

*'''Jutte''': Used by police forces and palace guards of Imperial Japan (and later by anybody on Imperial business), the jutte is a short iron rod with a single hooked guard. Used in the same fashion as a sai for strikes and jabs. Contrary to popular belief, the rod had a blunt tip and the guard wasn't designed to parry weapons, but to snag the target's clothing; as the Imperial palace was a weapons-free zone,, even guards had to use non-lethal ways of neutralizing threats.

*'''Kanabō/Tetsubō''': Used in Feudal [[Japan]] by [[Samurai]], with kanabō being roughly the size of a baseball bat while tetsubō are even longer. These clubs tend to have studs embedded on one end in order to add to the impact. This is considered the iconic weapon of [[Oni]], being essentially a weapon of brute strength for a literal brute.

*'''Knobkierie''': Also called the ''iwisa'' in Zulu and ''induku'' by the Ndebele, it is a multipurpose walking stick/emergency throwing club that has multiple cultural uses. Fell out of style with the Zulu but remained popular in active combat with other Southern Africa peoples and is even used by protestors in modern times. Has a lot of modern symbolic cultural uses, but still packs a wallop if swung at a person.

* '''Nunchuku''': Two sticks connected by a short chain or rope, creating a simple form of flail; most likely made from repurposed agricultural flails. Although these weapons show up in martial arts movies, they have never been a really popular weapon and are mainly used for training or self-defense. As a flailing type weapon, nunchuku require a great deal of practice to not be just dangerous to the user. People seem to think that they are a much more dangerous weapon than they actually are because they are banned or restricted in many places.

*'''Shillelagh''': A knotty wooden stick with a large head, forever associated with Ireland, where it was both used as a walking stick and a weapon. Probably one of the sources for the "fighting Irish" stereotype.

* '''Tonfa''': A stick with a handle mounted perpendicularly near the bottom. Originated in Okinawa, repurposed from handles for small millstones. Interestingly, almost all the forms one can do with the tonfa can be done with empty hands. Nowadays mostly used in martial arts flicks or by cops.

* '''Torch''': The nemesis of witches, dark lords, and mad scientists the world over, the torch is the signature weapon of the premodern angry mob.

* '''Mere''': The traditional stone club of the Maori people of Polynesia, it is usually made of jade or greenstone and used much like a short sword in technique. Had a hole in the handle to allow for a wrist strap and for longer range flail like attacks.

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