Editing Desolation Squad

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[[File:Desolation Squad 1.png|thumb|right|300px|The [[Flash Gitz]] called. They want their guns back.]]

{{topquote|Fire missiles! Fire again! '''Fire them all!'''|Arcturus Mengsk, ''StarCraft II: Co-op Mode''}}

{{topquote|Uh... brothers, what's a backblast?|Desolation Primaris Marine}} 

The <s>Desolator</s> '''[[Fail|Desolation]] Squads''' are the newest addition to the Primaris roster as of Strike Force Agastus. Following the traditions of the Eldar, this primaris unit takes an idea off of the [[Dark Reapers]] and somehow outderped them in terms of design and usability. It would only be so long until the Orks inspired someone else for once, though the [[Infernus Heavy Bolter]] was probably designed on a similar basis.

==Overview==
The Desolation Squad has been directly compared to the [[Devastator Squad]]s of the firstborn marines, being the ones that carry the heavy weapons (albeit limited to explosives, with the other weapons the Devastators use being covered by [[Intercessor|Heavy Intercessors]], [[Hellblaster]]s with Heavy Plasma Incinerators, [[Eradicator]]s, and [[Eliminator]]s with las-fusils). Their heavy weapon of choice is a [[fail|hilarious-looking]] [[Castellan Launcher]] which can be fired indirectly as well as a selection of sub-weapons ranging from the [[Superfrag Rocket Launcher]] and the [[Superkrak Rocket Launcher]]. Their sergeant is equipped with a [[Vengor Launcher]] that allows it to indirectly attack at enemies when your other troops can’t target them. What makes them so super? <s> It's because they're [[Primaris Marine|Space Marine weapons]]</s> Well, it's the inflated stats: Just as the Guard got [[Field Ordnance Battery|Field Ordnance Batteries]] with an Anti-Tank, Anti-Horde, and Middle option, so too did the Space Marines: the Anti-Horde has minimum 3+D3 shots, the Anti-Tank does 3+d3 damage, and the middle option gets to fire outside of LOS. The belt-fed Castellan is also a D3 bolter with AP-1,Blast and also non-LOS shooting, and is basically [[Combi-weapon|an underslung addon]] to whatever launcher you picked.

If all this sounds familiar, their inflated stats and reliability is a lot like Eliminators when they first came out, except Eliminators pick their ammo before each shot, but Desolation Squads pick their loadout before battle.

[[TL;DR]]: each Marine gets a souped up version of the base Missile Launcher that is [[Mary Sue|very special]] because of how reliable they are for each role.

==Gallery==
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==Potential fixes==
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File:Desolation Squad Fix4.png|Just delete the ammo belt, it's the biggest sin of the mini.
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==And the [[memes]]==
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File:Desolation Squad Nerf.png|It's Nerf or Nothin'!
File:Looted desolation squad and brutalis dreadnought.jpg|[[Looted|The ork are fast]]
Model_by_CPNFSM.jpg|If you want to go it all the way, you might as well commit to it. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/10onhcm/finished_my_first_desperation_marine/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 Model by CPNFSM]
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5h1v78v6kvea1.png|An accurate depiction of everyone's reaction to this...thing
6u78cifrnmea1.jpg|Zorg sends his regards
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AYVo310_460s.jpg|What is seen cannot be unseen
Jdyq5gys34fa1.jpg|Overcompensator 40,000
Mdc6mouwyrea1.jpg|Accept No Substitutes
On9tgutlc4fa1.jpg|Radical problems require radical solutions
Tsnxu1qyhwea1.jpg|[[Original character, do not steal|Makes you really wonder huh?]]
File:UncleCawlsMasterpiece.png|Papa G's reaction to Uncle Cawl's latest work (how or why he even allowed them to exist is another question). [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67gJNvC6eIw| Now dubbed by DreadAnon].
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