Editing Dobie

The '''Dobie''' (or '''dobbie''') is a relative of the [[brownie]] noted for its comparatively lackluster smarts, which means that whilst it's as well-meaning as its cousin, this [[fey]] creature can potentially cause chaos in the places it lives in whenever it fumbles an attempt to help.

The dobie made its way into [[Advanced Dungeons & Dragons]] in the Monster Compendium Annual volume 2, where it was a klutzy, bumbling country hick cousin to the more well-known brownie. Dobies resemble small elves, with brown eyes and hair, and work-a-day clothing to match. Their features are generally plain; they have ears that are only slightly pointed, their faces are more reminiscent of tired farmers than bright-eyed children. While they move with a free gait, no one would call them nimble. In fact, their image is more “country bumpkin” than “mischievous faerie”. Dobies live on the margins of civilization. They are strict vegetarians, but they are unable to cultivate land of their own; it must first be plowed and seeded by “big folk”, after which they do their part to care for the growing plants. Although shy, dobies genuinely like [[human]]s and [[demihuman]]s, and will always try to be helpful neighbors to the “big folk”, with mixed results.

Small families of dobies live in crude cottages made of twigs and thatch hidden in the thickets at the corners of a farmer’s fields. If there are more than four dobies on one farmer’s property, they will be split into two or more households at the corners of the fields. Like brownies, they glean food from the fields after the harvest, but they are far from efficient, and the end result won’t be the perfectly clean fields of their cousins, but something more akin to the natural habitats of birds and rodents.

As good creatures, dobies feel obligated to pay for the food they glean and the land they live on. They offer payment in deed, such as temporarily guarding treasure or doing household chores. The dobie won’t ask what sort of chores need doing; normally performing his favors at night or when there’s nobody around to see him, but his labors seldom go unnoticed.

Unfortunately, dobies almost always botch the favors they try to perform. If they milk the farmer’s cows, they forget to close the barn door afterward, allowing the cows to wander afield. If they rescue the wayward cows, they are likely to break fences and trample gardens as they lead the cattle back to the farm. If their “landlord” knows that dobies are the cause of the accidents, and berates them about it, the dobies will misconstrue the criticism as a complaint about the amount of work done, and they will redouble their efforts to make good on their debt. While one cannot fault their intentions, if it weren’t for the times that their fumbling accidentally benefits the dobie’s landlord, one could almost consider them a curse, instead of a blessing.

A dobie’s fumbling becomes a blessing when thieves, brigands, or other hostile beings (including wild animals) appear on the property. Dobies are protective of their adopted families, and will try to defend the goods and lives of their landlords against attack, especially if the farmer isn’t there to defend it himself. The scene after a typical fight with a dobie family will be a jumbled mess of broken furniture, smashed crockery, and the like, but at least the lives and major goods of the farmer will have been safeguarded.

Few dobies ever become “house dobies”, actually living in the big folks’ home and performing services for them on a daily basis. This is not because they don’t want to be close to their neighbors, but because the inadvertent damage they do is likely to convince the family they adopt that the house is haunted by some poltergeist, forcing them either to take drastic measures to remove the dobie, or even move away. On the other hand, it is difficult to offend a dobie enough to make him leave “his” farm; they are as oblivious to insults as they are to the proper workings of a big folk family and farm.

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