Editing Hot Chicks

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Feel free to say whatever you like about them - [[No Girls on the Internet|they won't ever be reading this Wiki.]]

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An alluring subcategory of [[bitches]].

All men want them.  Even fa/tg/uys.  They are the physical pinnacle of females (and thus most perfect at a glance).  Blame Darwin and Freud for our odd and indescribable attraction to them.  Not that they could get them, either.  The standard wargear for one of these [[Heresy|fine specimens]] includes [[Daemonette|BOOBS]], [[Samus|DAT ASS]], and [[Lelith Hesperax|long hair]].  They commonly lack any locatable fat save in their breasts, any sleeves or pant legs, and often any higher brain function.  They travel in parties, like [[RPG]]s, except they never do anything but show off and reject the attention they inevitably attract.

[[File:Minis 10daemonettes.jpg|thumb|200px|left|It is well known that all Hot Chicks are scions of [[Slaanesh]].]]

Though they are conceivably attainable, unlike [[Anime|Animu]] or [[Touhou]] girls, the amount of resources effort it takes to attract one would cut too deeply into [[Pathfinder|D&D 3.5]] and [[Warhammer 40k]] time; not even the best of us have that much fortitude.

They are repulsed by everything we love, especially [[Neckbeard|Neckbeards]].  They can't eat [[List of /tg/ Cuisine|our food]], they won't breathe our air, and they have an odd fascination for [[Furry|Furries]].  They have no respect for [[Dungeons and Dragons|big books]], [[Battletech|tiny]] [[Warhammer 40,000|models]], or [[Touhou|computers]].

Rarely, however, a young girl will be born who is [[Culexus|fated to enjoy such things as /tg/ lives on.]]  While many of these outcasts will fall into the same routines as fa/tg/uys (and evolve into ca/tg/irls), some may be possessed of a fortitude of will that allows them to become a Hot Chick.  These individuals are extremely rare, as they [[MAD|need to have high stats in Constitution, Intelligence, and Charisma (plus Comeliness, if you still count it)]].  This lets them interact with normal people, and other Hot Chicks, while still insuring they can both hide and enjoy their love of all things /tg/.  Many of this rare breed are lost to the dreaded /v/.  Any of the precious few still left to /tg/ have [[Just as planned|already found suitable mates in fa/tg/uys luckier than you.]]

Or, they are actually everywhere and enjoy inciting envy and lust in our hearts. Or just enjoy being viewed as unapproachable and hot as [[Elves]].

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