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Whoever said Orks could never be adorable never counted on Orks by proxy.
Dat lucky blue [[Grot]] from the [[Scraplootas]], a [[/tg/]]-made [[Digganobz|Digga]] notable for being a [[T'au]] instead of a [[Human]].[[Image:1343700573073.jpg|thumb|250px|Dat grot'z got hipz!]]  [[Blue Goblin|Blues are also a race of goblins from D&D, click this think for them]]
And no, we don’t know why she has a swastika necklace either. But it might have been some [[/pol/|certain weasels]].(It’s in the wrong direction to be the nazi one anyway)


== The Story of Blue on /tg/ ==
== The Story of Blue on /tg/ ==
[[Image:1343700573073.jpg|frame|Dat grotz got hipz!]]
A [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20106572/ very shitty thread] was posted on /tg/, about a cultural exchange with the Tau where they send a Tau Girl over in exchange for- Oh fuck it, who cares, it was a terrible opening. Cue a lot of generic fetish comments, and that sort of thing.


One poster wondered what would happen if the Orks were the ones to be a part of this exchange, and things spiralled out from there. People posted little stories of how they thought it might go, and a name was coined - Blue. The idea gained traction as the thread went on, and eventually ended up with a vaguely fleshed out character, one with drawings as well. The rest of the threads can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Blue here], though you'll need to scroll down a bit.
A [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20106572/ very shitty thread] was posted on /tg/, about a cultural exchange with the T'au where they send a T'au Girl over in exchange for- Oh fuck it, who cares, it was a terrible opening. Cue a lot of [[PROMOTIONS|generic fetish comments]], and that sort of thing.  


== The story of Blue in the universe ==
One poster wondered what would happen if the [[Orks]] were the ones to be a part of this exchange, and things spiraled out from there. People posted little stories of how they thought it might go, and a name was coined - Blue. The idea gained traction as the thread went on, and eventually ended up with a vaguely fleshed out character, one with drawings as well. The rest of the threads can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Blue here], though you'll need to scroll down a bit.


During the war of the dakka the tau were falling back and at one point abandoning a small colony on a satellite world. Orks of the [[Scraplootas]] clan were raiding the colony of Earth Caste members, looking for loot and taking advantage of a chance to show off their Titan, Boris.
== The story of Blue in the Universe ==


Her parents lost in the confusion of the evacuation, a young Tau girl was left alone in her habitation block. The Orks ignored her, looking for a proper fight, but some Snotlings and Gretchin eager to prove that they were big and tough orks decided to gang up on her.
During Warboss Urtylug's raid of a T'au colony, the T'au were falling back and at one point abandoning a small colony on a satellite world. Orks of the [[Scraplootas]] clan were raiding the colony, looking for a cloak befitting a [[Warboss]] (he was looking to loot the [[Ethereal]]'s) and taking advantage of a chance to show off their Titan, Boris.


She then proceeded to pick up a tau spanner and kick, punch and wallop her way into a corner, fighting off all the Snotlings and Gretchin in her way. Just at the right time, Big Mek Tinka Zizzbitz came to kick all the Snotlings upside the head, indirectly saving the young tau girl. Mistaking her for a blue Grot, and noticing she already had a wrench, he picked her up and told her to get back to work.
Raised an orphan and accidentally abandoned by her caretakers during the mayhem, a young T'au girl was left alone in her habitation block. The Orks didn't even notice her, looking for a proper fight, but some [[Snotling]]s and [[Gretchin]] eager to steal her hiding place decided to gang up on her.


Thanks to her earth caste upbringing she had a rudimentary knowledge of machines and mechanics, and her ability to help the Mekboys inventions work made her a utility to the Orks (although really Zizzbitz just thought that she was a lucky charm due to her blueness).
She then proceeded to pick up her T'au spanner and kick, punch and wallop her way into a corner, fighting off all the Snotlings and Gretchin in her way. Just at the right time, [[Big Mek]] Tinka Zizzbitz came to kick all the Snotlings upside the head for forcing him to do his own heavy lifting, indirectly saving the young T'au girl. Mistaking her for a blue Grot, and noticing she already had a wrench, he picked her up and told her to get back to work.
 
Thanks to her Earth Caste upbringing she had a rudimentary knowledge of machines and mechanics, and her ability to help the [[Mekboy]]s inventions work made her a utility to the Orks (although really Zizzbitz just thought that she was a lucky charm due to her blueness and enjoyed her willingness to do his work for him).


Now the Ork Big Mek keeps her close and acts to protect her (at least telling other Orks to shove off), while she herself has an added ability to kick some of the smaller Orks/Grots upside the head if they do cause her trouble.
Now the Ork Big Mek keeps her close and acts to protect her (at least telling other Orks to shove off), while she herself has an added ability to kick some of the smaller Orks/Grots upside the head if they do cause her trouble.


Her ability to add dakka is also a boon to the orks and "Da Blue Grot" has become somewhat of an endearing name for her.
Her ability to add [[Dakka|dakka]] and her understanding of T'au technology is also a boon to the Orks and "Da Blue Grot" has become somewhat of an endearing name for her.
 
She has a pet of sorts, a squig who flies around in a small drone. Showing off her very Orky imagination, she named him "Mr Squig". He buzzes around her, bumping into things often and being a general nuisance.
 
Also of note is the Tau spanner she has kept since she was picked up by the Orks. It is not a sentimental memento regarding the Tau as much as it is a personal lucky charm, which she believes is more effective than any others she has used. Regardless of whether it is or isn't, it holds value to her. She is seldom seen without it.
 
She builds better than grots, she's smarter than grots and she's blue so she's lucky. The Scraplootas really picked a good 'un.
 
 
==Anecdotes of "Da Blue Grot"==
 
'''Zizzbitz''': Oi! Wut's all dis now?
 
'''Blue''': Huh? Oh, uh, b-boss! Well, this, uh, what was he called again?
 
'''Zizzbitz''': E's a Nob, Blue. And e's lyin on da floor.
 
'''Blue''': Right, about that. He, uh, well he tried to tell me what to do, so I...
 
'''Zizzbitz''': You wut?
 
'''Blue''': I... I krumped him good!
 
'''Zizzbitz''': Dat's me gal!
----
 
'''Zizzbitz''': Oi Blue, wot ya doin' wif dat shooty suit?
 
'''Blue''': Oh, I found some guns on the ones that weren't wrecked, so I figured I'd slap them all on one suit and see how it works.
 
'''Zizzbitz''': Huh? Why you doin' that?
 
'''Blue''': ...What do you mean, why? It needed more dakka....
 
'''Blue''': Hey, boss, are you crying?
 
'''Zizzbitz''': Dey grow up so fast on ya....
----
 
'''Zizzbitz''': Wut's dis here, Blue?
 
'''Blue''': I thought I'd help put together a truck!
 
'''Zizzbitz''': But dis has chainswords on da front, da sides, and da back
 
'''Blue''': Well, I thought that instead of just being shooty, it could be choppy as well!
 
'''Zizzbitz''': Blue, keep dis up and y'll be more've an ork dan any of da gitz here
----
 
'''Blue''': Look, Mr Gretchen, all I need is for you to do this simple task for me
 
'''Grot''': I ain't listening to you, you ain't no ork and I only take orders from orks
 
'''Blue''': I'm trying to be nice, please just listen to what I'm saying
 
'''Grot''': No, y' ain't an Ork, so I ain't listenin to anyfing you 'ave to say
 
'''Grot''': I said no, ok?
 
'''Blue''': Fine. C'mere ya git!
 
'''*Thump*'''


She has a pet of sorts, a [[Squig]] who flies around in a small [[Drones|Drone]]. Showing off her very Orky imagination, she named him "Mr Squig". He buzzes around her, bumping into things often, hungrily chasing Grots, and being a general nuisance.


'''Zizzbitz''': Ere Blue, wuts wit all dese ded Grotz on da floor?
Also of note is the T'au spanner she has kept since she was picked up by the Orks. It is a sentimental memento regarding her unknown parents as much as it is a personal lucky charm, which she believes is more effective than any others she has used. Regardless of whether it is or isn't, it holds value to her. She is seldom seen without it.


'''Blue''': That's what happens to anyone who says I'm not Orky, Boss
She builds better than Grots, she's smarter than Grots, T'au warriors think twice about shooting at any [[Trukk]] she's riding and she's blue so she's lucky. The Scraplootas really picked a good 'un.


'''Zizzbitz''': Oh Blue
== Anecdotes of "Da Blue Grot" ==
----


'''Zizzbitz''': Wut y' workin on Blue?
''It ain't easy bein' Blue''


'''Blue''': Well, I thought that most of your shooters were a bit too simple, so I decided I'd make them a bit more interesting
''Havin' to spend each day the color o' the sky''


'''Zizzbitz''': It looks like a normal shoota t' me
''When I fink it could be nicer bein' green or red or green''


'''Blue''': Ah, but see here, when it fires, it actually fires spinning blades! It's choppy as well as shooty!
''Or somefin' colorful like that. (or green)''


'''Zizzbitz''': Wow Blue. Is der anyfing you CAN'T do?
----


'''Zizzbitz''': Now, dis one is Gork, and dis one is Mork.
''It ain't easy bein' Blue''


'''Blue''': But sir, what's the difference between them?
''It seems ya don't blend in at all with any ordinary fings''


'''Zizzbitz''': Who's the teecher 'ere? Shurrup. Da diff'rence is dat Gork is brutally cunning, but Mork is cunningly brutal. Get it now?
''An' people tend to target you''


'''Blue''': I'm... Not sure I do...
'''Cause ya standin' out''
''
Like dat flash or shiny loot''


'''Zizzbitz''': Gork krumps ya when yer' not lookin', and Mork krumps ya so y' can't look at anyfin any more. Alright?
''Or a zoggin' blue grot, I dunno.''


'''Blue''': Yes sir!
----


'''Blue''': Mr Boss, sir?
''But Blue's the color o' lukk''


'''Urtylug''': Waddya want, Blue?
''An' Blue can still krump an' fight an' win.''


'''Blue''': Well, I saw that you were discussing tactics for your next offensive, and that you were planning on just rushing into the enemy's stronghold, where it is best defended
''An' Blue is big wid Boris da Titan behind 'er.''


'''Urtylug''': So?
''Or important wid Big Mek''


'''Blue''': It was just that, as I see it, that's not a very good plan.
''Or sneaky wid Snekkit''


'''Urtylug''': Wut's wrong wid it?


'''Blue''': It'd be suicide! Now, if you sent a small strike force in here, and attacke-
''When Blue is all dere is to be''


'''Urtylug''': Blue.
''It sort o' makes ya wonder why,''


'''Blue''': Hold on sir, I just think going round a back-
''why wonder why wonder, why wonder''


'''Urtylug''': BLUE.
''I'm Blue, and dat'll be just fine''


'''Blue''': It's just that I think the attack you're planning at the moment is, well, sui-
'''Sides, it's all I want to be.''


'''Urtylug''': RIGHT. I've 'ad quite enuff of dat. Now you look 'ere Blue, we's been fru this loads o' times, but now we's goin' t' go fru it again. Wot is da Orky way?


'''Blue''': Well, it's to go in shooting and chopping everything in sight.
*[[Original Greentext for Blue]] ''Blue learning how to be orky.''
*Dat Blue Grot: http://pastebin.com/PXGCHevy ''The Scraplootas loot a specific Tau colony world, Zizzbitz finds a blue grot. The rest is history.''  
*The Tau and Blue: http://pastebin.com/qZsFgCQ4 ''"Yes, Shas'El. Orks, Shas'El. At once, Shas'El. What if she's an Ork, Shas'El? ...Yes, Shas'El."''
*Blue and Fanseer Go Wider: http://pastebin.com/hvBwifT9 ''In an attempt to better understand Blue, Farseer Vaedrisa pays the Tau Ork a nighttime visit.''
*Da Minitrukk Job: http://pastebin.com/cT6VKZx4 ''It's a simple gig, get in, steal Blue's trukk, get out. How hard could it be?''
*Scraploota Sortie: http://pastebin.com/vJeL9qy7 ''Rockeata, Snekkit, and Blue ambush a few [[Blood Jaguars]].''
*Shake!: http://pastebin.com/2sT9kX4m ''Mr. Squig learns a trick.''
*To Catch a Spiky Git: http://pastebin.com/VhLLfqMq ''Blue decides to test her ambushing skills.''


'''Urtylug''': And wot is NOT da Orky way?
== External Links ==
* [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20109304/ The Story of Blue - "Da Blue Grot"]  -  This one has the full-size header picture for this article as the OP pic.


'''Blue''': ''*Sigh*'' Being sneaky and trying to outsmart the enemy.
== Gallery ==


'''Urtylug''': EXACTLY. And don't you ferget it, or we's be havin' dis talk again. Now go and 'elp da mekboys or summat.
'''Nob''': So, boss, what we gunna do bout this attack on da humies?
'''Urtylug''': Well, boyz, I wus thinking. 'Ow about we send a few boyz down this way and try catch em off guard.
'''Nob''': Brilliant boss, how'd you fink of dat?
'''Urtylug''': Never mind 'ow. Now bugger off, all of ya gits.
----
'''Blue''': Mr Boss, I see you've got that power claw there, and I had a little idea.
'''Urtylug''': Yeah? Wotizzit?
'''Blue''': I thought that perhaps you could, instead of only having one close range weapon and one long range weapon, you could put a shooter on TOP of the power claw, letting you have double the firepower! I asked the Mekboys, and they said it would work.
'''Urtylug''': Dat's. Dat's a good idea. Real good idea. But I can't do dat.
'''Blue''': Oh, you can, I made plans for it and everything!
'''Urtylug''': No. I can't.
'''Blue''': But-
'''Urtylug''': No, Blue.
'''Blue''': Why though?
'''Urtylug''': Because if I did dat dere'd never be any humies left fer choppin!
----
'''Ork''': Boss, boss!
'''Urtylug''': What ya get
'''Ork''': Dah new gurl
'''Urtylug''': What about 'er ya git?
'''Ork''': She's put mo dakka on ah wartrukz!
'''Urtylug''': Wat?! 'Ow?! et me see dat. Blue, wat ya doin' wif dat wartruk?
'''Blue''': Just making mo' shooty for dah boyz!
'''Urtylug''': Wat? Ya jus' put a big ting on it? Dat'z not how ya do it!
'''Blue''': But it's a railgun boss!
'''Ork''': See wut I mean boss? She's gettin orkier by dah day.
'''Urtylug''': You's put a railgun on it? Dat's a real bad idea.
'''Blue''': Why, boss?
'''Urtylug''': Well nows it can only go on da train tracks, when it could turn before.
'''Blue''':''*Sigh*'' Oh Boss
----
'''Urtylug''': Wot da zog are yous playin at, blue? Wot da zog 'ave you dun ta my trukk? Woss all dis gubbins here?
'''Blue''': I replicated the Earth Caste Tetra's as best I could, I even polished the barrels and even managed to piece together some anti-gravity jets.
'''Urtylug''': But oi told yoo to make it fastah!
'''Blue''': B-but it has everything a Tetra does and those far outclock any wheeled device and I worked really hard a-and I thought you'd like it a-and..
'''Urtylug''': Oh blue, ya daft git. Da trukk's dead orky but..
*Holds up a can of paint and a brush
'''Urtylug''': Da RED wuns is da fastest.
----
'''Zizzbitz''': Oi, Blue. Wot cha mukkin about wif?
'''Blue''': Oh, I found this wrecked Earth Caste Builder and I thought I'd supe it up, and make it Orkier!
'''Zizzbitz''': How's ya gunna make dat thing Orky?!
'''Blue''': Well...I thought I'd add..um...teeth to it...and some bigger guns? It can also help me build!
'''Zizzbitz''': So...it'z like a flyin' gretchin?
'''Blue''': Yeah, but with the firing power of a Nob!
'''Zizzbitz''': Zog me...keep up da good work, Blue!
----
'''Zizzbitz''': Oi blue wut you doin'?
'''Blue''': Well um...boss, I was looking at your "Rokkit Launchas" and-
'''Zizzbitz''': And roight proppa dey is
'''Blue''': Yes....'proppa'. I was trying to modify some Fire Caste Cluster Missiles to-
'''Zizzbitz''': Oi wut you on about?
'''Blue''': ''*sigh*'' The Missiles shoot missiles boss
'''Zizzbitz''': So youze sayin' da dakka shoots MOAR dakka?
'''Blue''': Yes boss
'''Zizzbitz''': Dats so zoggin beautiful
----
'''Nob''': Oi, Blue! Today ah'm gunna show ya' how to krump loike a real Ork!
'''Blue''': B-but...I thought I'd just be building...
'''Nob''': Wot do ya' think'll 'appen if some humiez or sumfing come and attack camp?! 'Ow are ya' gunna defend yurself?!
'''Blue''': Well...I've been planning to set up Fire Caste gun drones around camp...so the "humiez" won't be able to get to me.
'''Nob''': Well...you can do dat, but I'z still gunna teach ya' how to krump proppaly!
'''Blue''': Alright, I guess...
*Krumps the snot out'a group of Gretchin ta show Blue ow itz dun!
'''Nob''': Ya git it now?!
'''Blue''': Y-yes sir...
'''Nob''': Good, now ya' ready!
'''Blue''': T-thanks sir...
*The Nob leaves and Blue goes back to fixing up the drones
----
'''Blue''': By the way Boss, I thought I'd let you know that I caught Gretchin trying to make off with my spanner
'''Zizzbitz''': Where iz da little grot! I'll kill 'im!
'''Blue''': Oh, don't worry about it boss, it's not a problem
'''Zizzbitz''': You ain't goin' soft on me, are ye' Blue?
'''Blue''': Maybe you should ask the Gretchin that, boss.
*Holds up a chopped off head
'''Zizzbitz''': Dat's ma li'l Blue!
----
'''Zizzbitz''': Oi, wot's ya doin' wif dat red paint?
'''Blue''': A little experiment to try enhance this gun I constructed.
'''Zizzbitz''': But dat paint is fo' da trucks, ta make 'em go fasta.
'''Blue''': Exactly. And that is why I will try and coat the firing mechanism in red. To enhance the rate of fire.
'''Zizzbitz''': Wut?
'''Blue''': Make da shoota go fasta, fo' mo' dakka.
'''Zizzbitz''': Oi dun fink 'dis will work.
'''Blue''': Why wouldn't it?
'''Zizzbitz''': Yo' can't see da red in dere.
----
'''Blue''': Zog it, I'm da luckiest grot dat ever lived! Once I bring a whole herd o me back ta camp, dere's no way the boss's WAAAGH can fail
'''Ethereal''': Now listen here, child
'''Blue''': Th'name's 'Blue', Da Blue Grot. ya lanky, wrinkly grot!
'''Fire Warrior''' No one calls the Ethereal a grot y-you little...
'''Ethereal''': Let it go, Shas'O, now listen here, "Blue", you've been brainwashed by sick sick creatures, but our reeducation camps will help. They'll show you the Greater Good
'''Blue''': Waaagh!
'''Fire Warrior''' There's no getting through to this one, I'm afraid...
'''Ethereal''': Wait, is that an echo or...oh no! Orks!
'''WAAAAAAGH!'''
'''Zizzbitz''': Dere ya are, Blue.
'''Blue''': Mek!
'''Zizzbitz''': An' here I thought I wuz gonna be needin a new lucky charm.
==Gallery==
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:blue.jpg|
Image:Bluegoggles.jpg|Blue with her goggles on
Image:Blue2.jpg|
Image:Blue_on_snotling_discipline_by_epictones-d5b0uxl.jpg| Sometimes you just have to deal with the daft gits life throws at you.
Image:blue3.png|
Image:blue.jpg| Blue sitting on Snekkit's shoulder.
Image:Blue4.jpg|
Image:Blue2.jpg| Blue getting praise from Zizzbitz' after showing her new dakka.
Image:blue5.png|
Image:blue3.png| Blue's infamous 'dakka suit'
Image:blue6.png|
Image:Blue4.jpg| Blue with a fly-drone
Image:blue7.png|
Image:Blue_work_clothes.jpg| The overalls didn't last long
Image:blue8.png|
Image:blue5.png| Dat's flash boss!
Image:blue6.png|  
Image:blue7.png| Snekkit's dumbfounded expression while looking at one of her tinkerings.
Image:blue8.png| Blue and Mr Squig
Image:blue9.jpg| Blue <del>on a lazy day</del> MUKKIN ABOUT.
Image:blue10.jpg|  Blue and Mister Squig
Image:Mrsquig.png| Blue's drone/pet, Mr Squig. Hated by pretty much everyone apart from Blue, but is speedy enough to have avoided getting squished (thus far).
Image:Mrsquig.png| Blue's drone/pet, Mr Squig. Hated by pretty much everyone apart from Blue, but is speedy enough to have avoided getting squished (thus far).
Image:Mrsquig2.png|
Image:Mrsquig2.png| Mr Squig in action.
Image:shtf.png| A hypothetical, but still unrelentingly terrifying, scenario.
Image:shtf.png| A hypothetical, but still unrelentingly terrifying, scenario.
Image:Blue's_Room_1.jpg| Layout of Blue's room.
Image:Da_funstikk.jpg| <strike> A piece of mysterious dakka I wonder what it is. </strike> <s>'''IT'S HERESY!'''</s> '''ITZ BLUDY MUKKIN ABOUT IZ WOT IT IZ!'''
Image:Blue_Vaedrisa_Gone_Wider.png| Blue and Farseer Gone Wider
Image:Warbuggy.jpg| Blue's Warbuggy
Image:Blue_lootWAAGH.jpg| Festive Blue
Image:1401913002498.jpg| A Blue mini? Works for me.
</gallery>
</gallery>
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Dat lucky blue Grot from the Scraplootas, a /tg/-made Digga notable for being a T'au instead of a Human.

Dat grot'z got hipz!

Blues are also a race of goblins from D&D, click this think for them

And no, we don’t know why she has a swastika necklace either. But it might have been some certain weasels.(It’s in the wrong direction to be the nazi one anyway)

The Story of Blue on /tg/[edit]

A very shitty thread was posted on /tg/, about a cultural exchange with the T'au where they send a T'au Girl over in exchange for- Oh fuck it, who cares, it was a terrible opening. Cue a lot of generic fetish comments, and that sort of thing.

One poster wondered what would happen if the Orks were the ones to be a part of this exchange, and things spiraled out from there. People posted little stories of how they thought it might go, and a name was coined - Blue. The idea gained traction as the thread went on, and eventually ended up with a vaguely fleshed out character, one with drawings as well. The rest of the threads can be found here, though you'll need to scroll down a bit.

The story of Blue in the Universe[edit]

During Warboss Urtylug's raid of a T'au colony, the T'au were falling back and at one point abandoning a small colony on a satellite world. Orks of the Scraplootas clan were raiding the colony, looking for a cloak befitting a Warboss (he was looking to loot the Ethereal's) and taking advantage of a chance to show off their Titan, Boris.

Raised an orphan and accidentally abandoned by her caretakers during the mayhem, a young T'au girl was left alone in her habitation block. The Orks didn't even notice her, looking for a proper fight, but some Snotlings and Gretchin eager to steal her hiding place decided to gang up on her.

She then proceeded to pick up her T'au spanner and kick, punch and wallop her way into a corner, fighting off all the Snotlings and Gretchin in her way. Just at the right time, Big Mek Tinka Zizzbitz came to kick all the Snotlings upside the head for forcing him to do his own heavy lifting, indirectly saving the young T'au girl. Mistaking her for a blue Grot, and noticing she already had a wrench, he picked her up and told her to get back to work.

Thanks to her Earth Caste upbringing she had a rudimentary knowledge of machines and mechanics, and her ability to help the Mekboys inventions work made her a utility to the Orks (although really Zizzbitz just thought that she was a lucky charm due to her blueness and enjoyed her willingness to do his work for him).

Now the Ork Big Mek keeps her close and acts to protect her (at least telling other Orks to shove off), while she herself has an added ability to kick some of the smaller Orks/Grots upside the head if they do cause her trouble.

Her ability to add dakka and her understanding of T'au technology is also a boon to the Orks and "Da Blue Grot" has become somewhat of an endearing name for her.

She has a pet of sorts, a Squig who flies around in a small Drone. Showing off her very Orky imagination, she named him "Mr Squig". He buzzes around her, bumping into things often, hungrily chasing Grots, and being a general nuisance.

Also of note is the T'au spanner she has kept since she was picked up by the Orks. It is a sentimental memento regarding her unknown parents as much as it is a personal lucky charm, which she believes is more effective than any others she has used. Regardless of whether it is or isn't, it holds value to her. She is seldom seen without it.

She builds better than Grots, she's smarter than Grots, T'au warriors think twice about shooting at any Trukk she's riding and she's blue so she's lucky. The Scraplootas really picked a good 'un.

Anecdotes of "Da Blue Grot"[edit]

It ain't easy bein' Blue

Havin' to spend each day the color o' the sky

When I fink it could be nicer bein' green or red or green

Or somefin' colorful like that. (or green)


It ain't easy bein' Blue

It seems ya don't blend in at all with any ordinary fings

An' people tend to target you

'Cause ya standin' out Like dat flash or shiny loot

Or a zoggin' blue grot, I dunno.


But Blue's the color o' lukk

An' Blue can still krump an' fight an' win.

An' Blue is big wid Boris da Titan behind 'er.

Or important wid Big Mek

Or sneaky wid Snekkit


When Blue is all dere is to be

It sort o' makes ya wonder why,

why wonder why wonder, why wonder

I'm Blue, and dat'll be just fine

'Sides, it's all I want to be.


External Links[edit]

Gallery[edit]

  • Blue with her goggles on

    Blue with her goggles on

  • Sometimes you just have to deal with the daft gits life throws at you.

    Sometimes you just have to deal with the daft gits life throws at you.

  • Blue sitting on Snekkit's shoulder.

    Blue sitting on Snekkit's shoulder.

  • Blue getting praise from Zizzbitz' after showing her new dakka.

    Blue getting praise from Zizzbitz' after showing her new dakka.

  • Blue's infamous 'dakka suit'

    Blue's infamous 'dakka suit'

  • Blue with a fly-drone

    Blue with a fly-drone

  • The overalls didn't last long

    The overalls didn't last long

  • Dat's flash boss!

    Dat's flash boss!

  • Snekkit's dumbfounded expression while looking at one of her tinkerings.

    Snekkit's dumbfounded expression while looking at one of her tinkerings.

  • Blue and Mr Squig

    Blue and Mr Squig

  • Blue on a lazy day MUKKIN ABOUT.

    Blue on a lazy day MUKKIN ABOUT.

  • Blue and Mister Squig

    Blue and Mister Squig

  • Blue's drone/pet, Mr Squig. Hated by pretty much everyone apart from Blue, but is speedy enough to have avoided getting squished (thus far).

    Blue's drone/pet, Mr Squig. Hated by pretty much everyone apart from Blue, but is speedy enough to have avoided getting squished (thus far).

  • Mr Squig in action.

    Mr Squig in action.

  • A hypothetical, but still unrelentingly terrifying, scenario.

    A hypothetical, but still unrelentingly terrifying, scenario.

  • Layout of Blue's room.

    Layout of Blue's room.

  • A piece of mysterious dakka I wonder what it is. IT'S HERESY! ITZ BLUDY MUKKIN ABOUT IZ WOT IT IZ!

    A piece of mysterious dakka I wonder what it is. IT'S HERESY! ITZ BLUDY MUKKIN ABOUT IZ WOT IT IZ!

  • Blue and Farseer Gone Wider

    Blue and Farseer Gone Wider

  • Blue's Warbuggy

    Blue's Warbuggy

  • Festive Blue

    Festive Blue

  • A Blue mini? Works for me.

    A Blue mini? Works for me.

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