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[[Image:Sburb.png|thumb|500px|right|The logo of Sburb, and de-facto logo of Homestuck.]]
[[Image:Sburb.png|thumb|500px|right|The logo of Sburb, and de-facto logo of Homestuck.]]
[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901 '''Homestuck'''] (also known as '''Hamsteak''' or '''Homosuck''') is a [[webcomic]] written  
[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901 '''Homestuck'''] (also known as '''Hamsteak''' or '''Homosuck''') is a [[webcomic]] written by one Andrew Hussie. It is but one of the comics featured on his website, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901 MS Paint Adventures], which is often abbreviated into MSPA. It is famous for being even more WORDS WORDS WORDS than [[Fail|Ctrl+Alt+Delete]], having a shit-ton of characters and one of the most <s>annoying</s> <s>[[rage|''wonderful'']]</s> [[Skub|prominent]] fanbases in existence. For this reason it was often referred to on [[4chan]] as [[skub|Homeskub]] during its heyday.
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HOLD THE FUCK UP! He doesn't merely write homestuck...
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HE CONJURES THIS INTREPID FANTASYSCAPE WITH TEARS BLED FROM THE WISDOM-WEARY EYES OF FIFTY THOUSAND IMAGINARY MAGICIANS. HE PULLS HEAVY DRAGS FROM THE BRUMES OF INSPIRATION WITH ENCHANTED BELLOWS MARAUDED FROM A GUILD OF CHURLISH MYTHICAL DWARVES. VAST BULBOUS RIDDLESPIDERS PUSH THE SILKEN STRANDS OF PURE WHIMSY THROUGH HIDEOUS ABDOMINAL SPINNERETS AND IT IS THAT WITH WHICH HE WEAVES THIS AUDACIOUS COCOON OF EXQUISITE LIES. AND WHEN IT HATCHES A GREAT MOTH OF TITILLATION WILL AWAKEN AND ROAR AND BEAT ITS WINGS, AND THE POWDER SETTLING DOWN WILL ARREST THE HUMORS OF AN ENORMOUS TERRIBLE OLD BEGGAR, RELAXING THE VULTUROUS LEATHERY VICEGRIP HE'S FIXED AROUND YOUR CAPTIVE MIND.
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by one Andrew Hussie. It is but one of the comics featured on his website, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901 MS Paint Adventures], which is often abbreviated into MSPA. It is famous for being even more WORDS WORDS WORDS than [[Fail|Ctrl+Alt+Delete]], having a shit-ton of characters and one of the most <s>annoying</s> <s>[[rage|''wonderful'']]</s> [[Skub|prominent]] fanbases in existence. For this reason it is often referred to on [[/tg/]] as [[skub|Homeskub]]. It is also noted for being one of the few corners of nerd-dom that is female dominated.  Well over two thirds of Homestuck readers are women and the primary residence for Homestuck fans, tumblr, is as overwhelmingly comprised of nerdy female virgins as 4chan is overwhelmingly nerdy male virgins, so love/lustbound fa/tg/uys often get into it in hopes of meeting the elusive female nerd. Unfortunately, many of the female nerds in the Homestuck fandom are [[SJW|waist-deep in internet political bullshit]], so fa/tg/uys should tread lightly (or eagerly if you're [[Troll|looking to mine lulz]]).
 
'''Spoilers ahoy.'''
 


== What is Homestuck? ==
== What is Homestuck? ==
Homestuck began on April 13th 2009, one month after the creator's previous story, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000219 Problem Sleuth], had ended. It started out in the same vein as its predecessors; a [[Quest]]-style comic run soley by user input. The first three stories, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=1&p=000002 Jailbreak] (left unfinished for ages, then wrapped up hastily partway through Homestuck), [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=2&p=000136 Bardquest] (a multiple choice experiment that was abandoned very early and will likely never be finished), and Problem Sleuth (actually finished, and whose unexpected popularity directly precipitated Homestuck) channeled [[Old School Roleplaying|old-school point-and-click adventure games]] based of a man trying to escape prison, a [[bard]] in his quest to slay a [[dragon]], and a hard-boiled private investigator trying to leave his absurd office respectively. Andrew Hussie went in a different direction with his newest work, by making it about a group of early teenagers who chat and play video games online. Homestuck begins with goofy young hero John Egbert getting his hands on beta copies of a hot new game called Sburb for his birthday. What looks like a novel team-based version of the Sims takes a crazy turn when the game reveals powerful reality-warping properties, and matters soon begin to escalate as John and co find themselves [[Exterminatus|surviving meteors]], [[Primarchs|cloning themselves]], [[Rip and Tear|fighting all sorts of monsters]], [[heresy|dealing with aliens of various degrees of friendliness and/or blood thirst]] and ultimately facing an immortal [[Doctor Who|Time Lord]] demonic time-travelling crime boss seeking [[Rage|terrible and destructive ends]]. All the MS Paint Adventures are notable for being more than regular comic strips; Homestuck frequently includes simple animations, occasional Flash animations of escalating complexity, entire flash games, and a soundtrack that covers several dozen albums. You can also buy printed versions of the comic from the website in case you want a hands on experience, but that means missing out on the flash goodness. So not only do you read Homestuck, you watch it, play it, listen to it and (maybe) buy it.
Homestuck began on April 13th 2009, one month after the creator's previous story, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000219 Problem Sleuth], had ended. It started out in the same vein as its predecessors; a [[Quest]]-style comic run solely by user input. The first three stories, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=1&p=000002 Jailbreak] (left unfinished for ages, then wrapped up hastily partway through Homestuck), [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=2&p=000136 Bardquest] (a multiple choice experiment that was abandoned very early and will likely never be finished), and Problem Sleuth (actually finished, and whose unexpected popularity directly precipitated Homestuck) channeled [[Old School Roleplaying|old-school point-and-click adventure games]] based of a man trying to escape prison, a [[bard]] in his quest to slay a [[dragon]], and a hard-boiled private investigator trying to leave his absurd office respectively.
It finally ended on April 13th 2016 after 2 gigantic pauses that disbanded the fandom, and god it was about time. For both the fandom and the comic.
 
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=== Who are these douchebags? ===
Aka, the character primer. Homestuck has over the course of its seven years of existence amassed a spectacularly huge cast of characters. There are four kids who each have their own guardian/pet, Consort, Denizen, Exile, Archagent, [[Salamanders|Wise Black Man]] and more. This is discounting the Trolls and their associated characters, who increase this total by roughly four dozen, and many more beyond.  The cast was then further doubled by introducing the kid versions of the Kids' guardians and the Trolls' ancestors via parallel universe shenanigans.
 
==== Kids ====
The four "main" characters of Homestuck are the Kids. They are the initial players of Sburb and have SHIT GO REAL on them.  Also their parents except in kid form because of parallel universe shenanigans.
 
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| '''Name <br> Chat Name''' || '''Mythological Role''' || '''Weapon''' || '''Guardians''' || '''Description'''
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| '''John Egbert''' <br> ectoBiologist (formerly ghostyTrickster) || Heir of Breath || [[Warhammer|Hammerkind]] || Nanna(Jane)/Dad || The closest thing the comic has to a main character, John is the guy we know the most about. He's a bit of a [[/tg/|jerk but is good and genuine to his friends]] , loves cheesy movies (Nicolas Cage being his personal hero), has some serious [[derp]] moments but is smart, has solid intentions and is quite brave. He started off the weakest of the bunch of kids and has developed the slowest,  but has steadily caught by present day and is seen one-shotting endgame critters in droves; seeing as his equals can travel through time on a whim or [[rip and tear|teleport your guts straight out of your body]] this really says something.  He is now phased out of the universe in a rather weird way, being capable of time traveling and actually altering the alpha timeline without creating a doomed timeline (which time players explicitly cannot do), teleporting to wherever the fuck he wants even if its across universes (superior to even first guardian teleportation), phasing through attacks, blowing away cosmic glitches, and is even said to be capable of hurting lord English.  Heavily, heavily implied to have ultimately ended up in a relationship with Roxy by the end; effectively pairing the two most normal and probably the two nicest characters in the most down to earth relationship you'd be able to get in this crazy comic.  On the other hand, he is dating the biological mom of two of his friends; though she isn't any older than her "children" so there's that bit of weirdness (and fodder for endless dad jokes).
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| '''Rose Lalonde''' <br> [[Illithid|tentacleTherapist]] || Seer of Light || Needlekind || Mom(Roxy)/Jaspers || Rose is intelligent, sarcastic and thinks that everyone but she has issues of some kind. A big fan of the works of [[Lovecraft]] and Freud, she derives no small pleasure from psychoanalysing others and seeing what skeletons pop out. In spite of her outward snark she cares for her friends and alcoholic mother and will protect and help them any way she can. Went [[grimdark]] at one point, but it did not stick. Gay as fuck.
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| '''Dave Strider''' <br> turntechGodhead || Knight of Time || 1/2swordkind || Bro(Dirk)/Cal || The coolkid. Dave knows everything about being smooth, hip and ironic, or at least he thinks he does. Actually has an inferiority complex where he thinks he sucks compared to his impossibly badass bro (he doesn't). He is also the author of the tremendously shitty webcomic ''Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff'' which is so bad it curves back on the badness scale and becomes solidly awesome again. Other hobbies of his include mixing music, rap, photography and keeping up with internet pop culture (again, mostly ironically). He also mastered the ability to flash step; how his older brother taught him this is unknown.
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| '''Jade Harley''' <br> gardenGnostic || Witch of Space || [[Dakka|Riflekind]] || Grandpa(Jake)/[[Chaos Spawn|Becquerel]] || The resident "strange genki girl", Jade grew up alone on an island in the Pacific with only her grandfather, her devil-dog Becquerel and her internet friends to keep her company. She is quite skilled in the ways of nuclear science, is a crack shot and has bouts of narcolepsy. Not that she suffers because of this: she has a "dream bot" that allows her to fly around and interact with her home when she's asleep. Though quite friendly and energetic, she will drop the attitude fast when she feels threatened. She also enjoys gardening, playing the flute and bass (not at the same time) and watching tv shows with [[furry|anthropomorphic animals]], but she would not dream of wearing a fursuit. Ironically becomes part dog later on in the story via "shenanigans".
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| '''Jane Crocker''' <br> gutsyGumshoe || Maid of Life || Spoon/Fork kind || Poppop (John) || Heiress to the Betty Crocker Baking corporation. Trapped in a nightmare love quadrangle.  Her ultimate irrelevance to the story is something of a meme.
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| '''Jake English''' <br> golgothasTerror || Page of Hope || x2Pistolkind || Grandma (Jade) || Pistol wielding adventure obsessed shucks fillibustering kid with even worse taste in films than John. The focus of the attraction of his entire team due to being the only heterosexual male on the team.  As a Page of Hope his baseline power seems kind of crappy (he's the single worst combatant out of any of the humans) but if he's allowed to unleash his true potential he's basically the most powerful individual in fiction. That's right, more powerful than every single fictional character ever. He manages to take on the entirety of the Felt (minus Cans, Snowman, English, and Scratch) at once and win with only some help from Jane and Nannasprite though; amazing Crowbar as he bears witness to his entire gang getting beat up by some kid who isn't even wearing pants.  He's kind of notoriously self centered; not in the nacisstic braggart way but more in the way that he has a lot of trouble seeing things from other people's perspectives, leading a lot of people to realize that he's not all that great a person and prompted Dirk to break up with him, Roxy to stop pursuing him, and Jane realizing he's incredibly immature.  He's definitely earnest and enthusiastic though.  Whether or not his accent is British is the subject of rather enthusiastic debate (it's not, it's just old timey American, in absolute fairness though; the accents spoken by upper class Americans and Britons in the Vaudeville era were much closer than they are now). 
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| '''Roxy Lalonde''' <br> tipsyGnostalgic || Rogue of Void || Fistkind/Riflekind || Mom (Rose) || Drunk retrogaming hacker.  Just short of outright stated to have ended up being John's (or Calliope's if you want to read it that way) Girlfriend.  Her god tier abilities can do quite a few things; much like everyone else's, but her primary one lets her "steal the nonexistence" of things, which is a fancy way of saying she can ''will items into reality''.  Which is obviously an insanely useful ability and perhaps among if not outright the best god tier power period.  She's also probably the second most competent alphakid in combat short of Dirk (though even that's kind of debatable) and among the most competent fighters out of the cast period.  For example; she was able to hold her own against the Condesce longer than John (who's not just empowered by god tier abilities and the super strength giving mangrit but is now also capable of teleporting around time at space at will), Rose (who on top of her god tier powers telling her the most path to the most optimal outcomes also has very powerful magic), or Kanaya (who's also a vampire) could and ultimately ended up killing the Condesce by ramming her through the back with Bro's sword.  Personality wise she's a fun, bubbly party girl who may seem kind of ditzy at first but is actually a much smarter and more thoughtful person than you'd think given the rather stereotypically teenaged way she types.  She's probably also the alphakid with the fewest moral failings as a person, and is arguably the actual main Alphakid given that her development gets the most focus. 
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| '''Dirk Strider''' <br> timaeusTestified || Prince of Heart || Swordkind || Bro (Dave) || Katana wielding (gay) coolkid with a mancrush one googol in size for Jake.    His god tier ability as Prince of Heart basically allows him to destroy souls.  Ironically Dirk never actually successfully pulls this off save for an alternate timeline version of him who shoved Caliborn's soul into his own Juju.  Beyond that; he shares Yaldaboath as a Denizen with Caliborn/Calliope, which is significant as Yaldaboath is the only denizen not tied to a player's aspect, instead being the denizen of exceptionally powerful players. 
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====Trolls====
Then there are these 12... people:
 
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| '''Name <br> Chat Name''' || '''Mythological Role''' || '''Weapon''' || '''Lusus''' || '''Description'''
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| '''Karkat Vantas''' <br> carcinoGeneticist || '''Knight of Blood''' || '''Sicklekind''' || '''Crabdad''' || '''The team leader. While he may fly off the handle at times, he genuinely cares for his friends and will risk his life to protect them. Possessed of a truly glorious level of [[rage]].'''
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| '''Aradia Medigo''' <br> [[apocalypse]]Arisen || '''Maid of Time''' || '''Whipkind''' || '''A goat-kangaroo''' || '''Spends her time as an Indiana jones wannabe/Dominatrix'''
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| '''Tavros Nitram''' <br> adiosToreador || '''Page of Breath''' || '''Lancekind''' || '''Tinkerbull''' || '''Stereotypical punching bag, would use the term wonderbread if not for the skin colour of the trolls, believes in fairies and magical FUN.'''
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| '''Sollux Captor''' <br> twinArmageddons || '''Mage of Doom''' || As a powerful psionic, he has no need for weapons. || '''A two-headed cyclops'''|| '''Multi-personality disorder due to being a Gemini, could be Alpharius and Omegon, one or neither, really just whines for the sake of it.'''
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| '''Nepeta Leijon''' <br> arsenicalCatnip || '''Rogue of Heart''' || '''Clawkind''' || '''A two-mouthed panther''' || '''Takes Cat-girl to the next level, 'nuff said.'''
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| '''Kanaya Maryam''' <br> grimAuxiliatrix || '''Sylph of Space''' || '''Makeupkind''' (Code for: '''A Fricken Chainsaw''') || '''A virgin Mother Grub''' (don't ask) || '''Alien equivalent of a vampire lesbian (theres a vampire human relationship, ring any bells?)'''
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| '''Terezi Pyrope''' <br> gallowsCalibrator || '''Seer of Mind''' || '''Canekind''' || '''A dragon''' || '''Blind dragon furry/space bug lawyer, likes to lick things, led to many PROMOTIONS.'''
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| '''Vriska Serket''' <br> arachnidsGrip || '''Thief of Light''' || '''Dicekind''' (She rolls 8d8 to determine a random effect, I kid you not) || '''Spidermom''' || '''This [[Skub|Skublord]] (Skublady? Sister of Skub?) is a roleplaying game fanatic and a brutal GM (on a world where RPGs are deadly in real life). Sburb grants her the power to become a walking [[Approved literature| infinite improbability drive]].'''
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| '''Equius Zahhak''' <br> centaursTesticle || '''Heir of Void''' || '''Fistkind''' || '''Aurthor''' (a male, mustachioed centaur ... thing ... with an udder ... don't ask) || '''See also [[/d/]]'''
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| '''Gamzee Makara''' <br> terminallyCapricious || '''Bard of [[Rage]]''' || '''Jokerkind''' (Code for: can use any weapon) || '''A sea-goat''' || '''Andrew Hussies way of inserting ISP into this train wreck of a comic.'''
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| '''Eridan Ampora''' <br> caligulasAquarium || '''Prince of Hope''' || '''Riflekind''' || '''Seahorsedad''' || '''Lonely /b/tard who wants nothing more to "pail" anyone and everything (alien equivalent of a horny Labrador).'''
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| '''Feferi Peixes''' <br> cuttlefishCuller || '''Witch of Life''' || '''2x3dentkind''' (a double-ended trident) || '''Gl'bgolyb''' (Cthulhu) || '''AKA: Disney's Copyright Violation lawsuit waiting to happen, essentially the little mermaid.'''
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== What is Sburb? ==
Sburb is the game that got the plot rolling. It is a combination of The Sims, Spore and [[Minecraft]], with a bit of Earthbound thrown in. The main "goal" of the game (much ignored and treat as the excuse plot that it is by the protagonists) is to defeat the Black King of Derse and claim his scepter to stop The Reckoning, [[Exterminatus|an event that unleashes massive desturctio via a rain of meteors.]] The real goal underlining all this is, via cooperation with the White Kingdom of Prospit, a series of shaky political dealings with powerful god/demon entities called The Denizens (one is assigned to each player upon entering the game) and a extensive and convoluted sidequest about frog breeding, to create a whole new universe for you and your co-players to live in. Sburb is by nature a multiplayer game, with two players as a base minimal, and the highest known number of players in a single session being 48. This number needs to be more than one, lest there be dire consequences.
 
The game itself is described best as an intricate [[LARP]] supplemented by [[Video_games|vidja]] elements. You are the player and as you play you personally level up, gain special powers, magic items and may even transcend humanity. But more on that later.
 
=== Getting Started ===
To start the game you need fellow players and one copy of the game's Client and Server disks for each. You install the Client disk while your a fellow player installs the Server disk, making you the "client player" to his/hers "server player". Each player installs their disks so that everyone is both a server for and client of another player.
 
This does not immediately change anything for the client, but the server will see the following screen focused on the player. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002038 This menu bar is where it all happens.] This grants the player three cursor options and four menus:
 
* The Select cursor allows the server to pick up and move objects. This expends Grist, the games abstract construction resource; the heavier/larger the object, the more it costs to pick something up.
* The Revise cursor lets the server player build: walls, stairs, ladders, roofs and so on. As above: the bigger the construction the more Build Grist it costs. For example, a ladder costs less than a flight of stairs, which costs less than a small-sized floor.
* The Deploy cursor interacts with the Phernalla Registry as listed below; it allows for game objects to be placed within the world.
* The Phernalia Registry is the game's inventory. It can hold objects created by the game itself (more on that later) and objects created with them.
* The Grist Cache is where Grist is stored, starting with basic Build Grist and expanding to include many others along the player's journey.
* The Explore Atheneum is a store of some kind: players can spend Grist to gain access to new game objects and upgrades for the existing ones.
* The Alchemy Excursus is where the crafting recipies discovered during the game are stored.
 
At the beginning of the game, the Phernalla Registry will have five items in it that are essential to the progress of the game:
 
* The Cruxtruder needs to be activated in order to start the game, revealing a countdown until a [[Exterminatus|meteor strikes]] the player's home, setting the player's first real deadline in the game. It can also extrude an endless amount of Cruxite Dowels (ootlong cylinders of mysterious sculptable material in the color associated with the player.
* The Totem Lathe is designed to carve Cruxite Dowels into usable shapes, depending on the inserted Punched Card(s) ( more on this later).
* The Alchemiter can "read" carved Cruxite Dowels and from the pattern create an object they represent. This is obviously a massively powerful and important ability, as the Alchemiter can literally *poof* any object into existance so long as the appropriately carve Cruxite Dowel is presented to it. The Alchmetier can be upgraded (and indeed the typical player upgrades it extensively over the course of the game).
 
An important thing to note before the rest of the Phernalia is the matter of the player's inventories. Each player has their own personalised video game inventory that seemingly exists outside the realms of Sburb and allows them to carry around vast quantities of potentially very large items, provided the player carries enough Captchalogue Cards (disposable sheets of magic rigid card that disappear into the modus when not in use). While useful, the Fetch Modii are based on a mixture of novelty game logic and data storage structures, and are a pain in the ass to retrieve items from at times. The difficulties presented by the various Modii are part of the challenges of the early comic, having a smaller but still notable presence later on.
 
* The Punch Designix can turn Captchalogue Cards into Punched Cards, which can then be used to carve Cruxite Dowels and thus Alchemize more items. Players enter a code obtained from the back of a Capchalogue card and insert a Capchalogue card which is then punched. It is important to note that the code punched into the card does not need to match the code on the card, meaning you can punch empty cards and save the original object as punching a card locks the item in.
* The Pre-Punched Card is a one-off item vital for starting the game successfully; it contains your Cruxite Artifact and is the first object a player must craft and interact with in order to enter the game.
 
The steps to crafting new items via the Alchemization process is as follows:
 
* Obtain the objects you wish to combine to create an item.
* Obtain a Cruxite Dowel from the Cruxtruder.
* Read the code on the back of the Captchalogue card, enter it into the Punch Designix and punch a card. A code consists of eight digits with letters A-Z (with a difference between capital and lower case), numbers 0-9 and the ? and !, for a total of 64^8=281.474.976.710.656 (281 quadrillion) different combinations. You now have a punched card.
* Take the card and the Dowel to the Totem Lathe. Insert the Dowel and the card in that order to get a Carved Totem.
* Put the Totem on the pedestal of the Alchemiter. If you have enough Grist, the Alchemiter will substract an amount from your Grist Cache and create the item. Totems are infinitely reusable when they are made.
 
One of the first items a player should make is a Capchalogue Card. When you have a Carved Totem based on one (code 00000000), you can make Capchalogue Cards at the cost of 1 Grist of your choice. This is very useful when crafting a large batch of items in one go.
 
=== Entering the Medium ===
The first act to playing a game of Sburb is the removal of the lid from the Cruxtruder. A heavy blow or dropping something large on it will work (this is where the server player comes in handy), releasing a powerful source of energy called the Kernelsprite and "starting" a countdown anywhere between 1 minute and 25 hours. Two things must be achieved in this time: prototyping the Kernelsprite; and creating and interacting with the Cruxite Artifact.
 
Prototyping a Kernelsprite is simple: toss or drop something, ANYTHING into it. The item is absorbed into the Kernelsprite and gives it a form, empowering it for the rest of the game. Later, the Kernelsprite will shed its core to become two Kernel halves and a lone Sprite. The Kernels fly off to the kingdoms of Prospit and Derse, where they will radiate great power that shape both the forces of good and evil in the story. The Sprite, meanwhile, hangs around the players as their own personal ghostly mentor and assistant, getting them into the early stages of the game and being a helping hand through to the end. Protoype whatever you like, but remember that whatever you pick will be a double-edged sword: the more useful item you throw into it the more powerful both your friends and enemies will be. It may not be in your best interests to throw in your [[Bloodthirster]] or your [[Nicol Bolas]] card, unless getting swamped by monstrous powerful enemies right out the gate and having a demonic monstrosity be your "helpful" guide sounds like fun to you (although through shenanigans you can fuse with your sprite. see: dog tier jade). Prototyping must be done once, but may be done a second time, which can happen before or after the splitting of the Kernel (depending on whether you want it to affect your enemies and allies or just your sprite assistant). Failing to prototype pre-entry will cause something terrible to happen with the two kingdoms and renders the game unwinnable.
 
Interacting with the Cruxite Artifact is more difficult. The player will be prseented with an object symbolic of departure somehow, be it an apple to be bitten (the loss of innocence as with original sin), a bottle to be smashed (leap of faith), an egg to be hatched (leaving the nest) or a puppydog pinata to be smashed (leave the grim imagery to your own imagination there). Figuring out what needs to be done to satisfy the artifact needs to be done quickly, and failure to do this results in a meteor flattening the players house before the game even begins.
 
If all goes to plan, the player, their house and anyone else in it at the time is whisked away into the mystical realm called The Medium, a place of cosmic significance tailored to each player in the game and where the action takes place.
 
Because a player cannot access their own phernalia register among other things, a lone player can never enter medium by themselves, but must do so through the assistance of their Server player. Similarly, such is the nature of the demands of Serverhood that said player would best wait until after they've escorted their Client in that they make a move to enter themselves, at which point their Server steps up. Doing so in turn will gradually involve all the players introducing each other in turn to the game world, with the last entree being led in by the first to make it.
 
=== The Incipisphere ===
Players will find themselves within the heart of the Medium, a strange place called the Incipisphere, where the meat of gameplay occurs. Each Incipisphere is comprised by a number of planets, orbiting a larger body in the centre. In detail:
 
* Every player in a session has one planets devoted towards them, referred to as their Land. This will be the primary location for their quests, though over the course of their journey they can visit each other's Lands. They all follow the naming convention of having a pair of words, the first of which is monosyllabic, which then tends to be abbreviated; John's Land is the Land of Wind and Shade for instance, typically abbreviated to LOWAS. (one known exception overrides this to have an extra word in the name so it spelled [[meme|LOLCAT]]). A convenient property of the Medium in which the Lands float is that in their transition from Earth, the players' homes kept their electricity, the internet and possibly plumbing  working  of their lack of connection. The Medium itself also provides all its locations with air and oxygen apply and a comfortable atmospheric pressure and temperature without any discernible source. The exact workings of gravity while in the Medium is unknown, but there seems to be no inertia while floating around in there. Perhaps it is related to the [[Planescape#The_Primary_Elemental_Planes|Elemental Plane of Air]], but there is little known about the nature of the Medium. Every of the player's Lands have seven Gates located high above the player's houses; each must be traveled through in order to reach the mighty Battlefield at the heart of the Incipisphere and achieve the goal of the game.
* In the midst of the Incipisphere rest Skaia, a great and mystical blue body said to possess "limitless creative potential". The great fluffy clouds that forever cross its skies bear mystic (if often confusing) portents to those who would gaze upon them, while deep within Skaia lies the greatest planet of them all, the Battlefield, where long before the players arrived a might war rages. Finally, on the outskirts of Skaia swings the golden planet of Prospit, a glittering world of light that supplies one of those two aforementioned armies.
* The Veil is a belt of asteroids that circles the far borders of the Incipisphere. They contain numerous labs, facilities and installations needed to continue the war between Prospit and Derse.
 
Beyond the Incipishere lies the Furthest Ring, a [[Warp|Realm without reason or logic, where time and space mean nothing]] [[Chaos Gods|and is inhabited by a pantheon of unspeakable horrors]] [[Call of Cthulhu|whose true forms would drive any mortal insane]].
 
==== Prospit and Derse ====
Sooner or later you discover you have another body when you fall asleep: your "dream self". You will also discover that this person wakes up in a room that looks just like your bedroom (except in either yellow or purple) on the moon of either Prospit or Derse. These are the two kingdoms that fight the war on the battlefield.
 
While these dream selves share the same abilities that you have they have no access to your inventory: anything you do you will have to do with your own wit and skills, more espionage and intelligence work than outright warfare. To compensate for this you are given one ability in return: based on what planet you are on you get either prophetic images of the future when you peer into the clouds of Skaia, or you can [[heresy|converse with the members of the Noble Circle of Horrorterrors]] who reside in the Furthest Ring.
 
There is a difference to how Prospit and Derse treat the players: Prospit sees them as heroes and saviors in a war they are destined to lose, while Derse opposes them. It is difficult for Dersites to harm the players because of a set of rules in place that prevents them from attacking the players before the full-out war begins.


==== The Battlefield ====
Andrew Hussie went in a different direction with his newest work, by making it about a group of early teenagers who chat and play video games online. Homestuck begins with goofy young hero John Egbert getting his hands on beta copies of a hot new game called Sburb for his birthday. What looks like a novel team-based version of the Sims takes a crazy turn when the game reveals powerful reality-warping properties, and matters soon begin to escalate as John and company find themselves [[Exterminatus|surviving meteors]], [[Primarchs|cloning themselves]], [[Rip and Tear|fighting all sorts of monsters]], [[heresy|dealing with aliens of various degrees of friendliness and/or blood thirst]] and ultimately facing an immortal [[Doctor Who|Time Lord]] demonic time-traveling minmaxing crime boss seeking [[Rage|terrible and destructive ends]].
At the center of Skaia is the Battlefield, a [[chess]]-like location where the final parts of the game takes place. Its shape depends on the number of prototypings that have taken place. Unprototyped it resembles a 3x chess boards with the only pieces on it are two kings locked in a never-ending game: one black and one white. If you have a basic grasp of chess you will realize this is an eternal stalemate. But as more and more prototypings take place, the battlefield changes. A single prototyping increases its size to a large chess board with multiple pieces on it, a second turns it into a massive cube, a third into a sphere and a fourth adds a series of non-euclidean tentacle-ridges around the sphere.


While being mainly a series of black and white checked hills and plains, there are some features including fertile ground for growing crops, bodies of water, forests and castles.
All the MS Paint Adventures are notable for being more than regular comic strips; Homestuck frequently includes simple animations, occasional Flash animations of escalating complexity, entire flash games, and a soundtrack that covers several dozen albums. You can also buy printed versions of the comic from the website in case you want a hands on experience, but that means missing out on the flash goodness and razing acres of forest. So not only do you read Homestuck, you watch it, play it, listen to it and (maybe) buy it.


=== Residents of the Incipisphere ===
Homestuck has over the course of its seven years of existence amassed a spectacularly huge cast of characters. There are four kids who each have their own guardian/pet, Consort, Denizen, Exile, Archagent, [[Salamanders|Wise Black Man]] and more. Then there are the Trolls and their associated characters, who increase this total by roughly four dozen, and many more beyond.  The cast was then further doubled by introducing the kid versions of the Kids' guardians and the Trolls' ancestors via parallel universe shenanigans. This all gets very complicated, and there is good reason to believe that Hussie was duplicating of parts of the cast solely to bait the fandom into shipping (for his own perverse lolz).
The players are not alone in the Incipisphere. A number of beings reside on the players' planets, Prospit, Derse and the Battlefield.


==== Carapacians ====
It finally ended on April 13th 2016 after 2 gigantic pauses that disbanded the fandom (a lot of them jumping ship to Toby Fox (a composer for Homestuck)'s equally [[skub]] [[/v/|Undertale]]), including the retconning of several hundred pages with time travel shenanigans, and ''ye gods'' it was about time. For both the fandom and the comic.
The peoples referred to as the Carapacians (because of their tough exoskeletons) are the inhabitants of Prospit and Derse. They are on average shorter than an adult human and a slight bit stockier. While not more difficult to directly kill than humans, they are less likely to succumb to wounds to non-critical locations and are less likely to bleed out. The lower-ranking Carapaces have dentures that consist solely of molars, while the higher-ranking Carapaces possess arrays of cutting teeth for eating meat.


The King and Queen are both Carapacians, as are their subjects (commonly referred to as pawns or agents, depending on their activeness in the war). Both kingdoms also employ living constructs that are upsized versions of Carapacians. Derse is known to employ Archagents, Carapacians of more intellect, cunning and skill. They are often sent on more dangerous or difficult missions for the kingdom.
Real fandoms don't die, they go god tier.
 
Every player will have one of five Carapacians assigned to him/her to serve as a guide (though not one per player in the case of the trolls); these are called Exiles for they have been exiled from the Incipisphere to the players' home planet, to a time period several centuries after they lived there.
 
==== Consorts ====
On every of the player's planets lives a race of intelligent [herp]tiles called Consorts. They live in simple agricultural Iron Age-style communities and worship Bilious Slick (more on him later). The consorts are not very smart; most famously falling for Dave Strider pulling a rather basic stock market scam on them with timeclones of himself and promptly pissing away literally quadrillions of grist; while capable of speech and able to follow simple instructions they appear to have limited capabilities of deduction and have difficulty understanding human technology. The Consorts are also non-violent; they have zero combat ability making them easy targets for the various Underlings and the best possible candidates for "damsels in distress".  They can be thought of as a parody of the NPC villagers you meet in most computer RPGs who mill about doing the same inscrutable daily routines and spout the same lines until the plot says somethiong happens to them.
 
==== Underlings ====
Creations of the Denizens of the various planets, these are the primary enemies within Sburb. They are found on the players' planets and will begin to attack their houses upon their entry into the game. While mainly the servants of the Denizens, they are on friendly terms with the forces of Derse and will cooperate to achieve mutual goals on the planets. They seem to possess an intellect on the level of the Consorts. All Underlings are enhanced by prototyping, so if you were to prototype a [[Magic: The Gathering|Myr]] card and a bird, the Underlings could have Myr-like noses, wings, slender arms and legs, beaks, tails, or any of the above combined. These attributes combine with all those gained from prototyping, so you can expect to see a large variation of Underlings during the game. There exist a number of Underlings, some of which include:
 
* Imps are the most common enemy. Standing at roughly 1 meter tall they can pose challenges for new, unupgraded players unless they have considerable enhancements from prototyping.
* Ogres are the second-most common enemy. They are roughly 4 meters tall and possess large tusks. While large and physically strong they should prove no challenge for a player of a reasonable level or with moderately powerful equipment.
* [[Basilisk]]s are lizard-like creatures approximately six meters long. They fortunately do not possess a dealy gaze like most of their namesakes do, but they can easily devour a low-level player.
* Giclopses are large (6 meters) enemies with short legs and low-browed heads. They are very strong and can be more than a match for players early in the game, but can be overcome with wits, skill and proper equipment.
* [[Lich]]es are amongst the first mid-level enemies. Approximately as tall as an adult human, they have gaunt bipedal bodies and skull-like heads. They are said to be frighteningly powerful, but the few times they appeared [[FAIL|the protagonists made quick work of them]].
 
There are other, rarer kinds of Underlings including massive horned or multiple-armed giants, giant octopi, huge skull monsters called Acherons, tick-like things called Titachnids and the enormous faceless things called the [[World of Warcraft|Lich Queens]].
 
==== Denizens ====
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! Breath !! Light !! Time !! Space !! Life !! Hope !! Void !! Naturally Powerful players
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| Typheus || Cetus || Hephaestus || Echidna || Hemera || Abraxas || Nyx || Yaldabaoth
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|}
Quite possibly the toughest enemies in the game, the Denizens are the de facto rulers of the players' planets. They have massive serpentine bodies, are incredibly strong and possess amazing intellect. Another notable thing is that they are aware of their status as constructs in a game, but do not take action based on this. They serve as the penultimate final bosses for the players, to be defeated in a 1-on-1 fight between the planet's player and the denizen itself. However, players who do not engage them may discover there are alternate routes to victory that do not require actually fighting the Denizen, which may even result in the Denizen providing aid instead. Aside from serving as a "final exam" of sorts to test if the players are ready they also possess immense hoards of Grist which are needed for the endgame. Which Denizen a player has is determined by the player's Aspects, which is described on the right.
 
=== Classes and Aspects ===
 
Like the majority of RPGs; whether video game or pen and paper based, SBURB has a class system.  At first the twelve classes; Heir, Witch, Mage, Seer, Bard, Prince, Rogue, Thief, Sylph, Maid, Page, Knight and the two master classes of Muse and Lord all seem self explanatory enough, as do the twelve aspects that when combined with a class; denote a player's role in a game; these aspects being Breath, Blood, Light, Void, Time, Space, Rage, Hope, Doom, Life, Mind, and Heart.  Then you do a bit of digging and find that no, it's not at all as simple as it seems.  To make a long story short, your aspect is what you govern and what governs you the most and your class is how you make use of it and how your aspect affects you.  Players do not get to choose a class, they are quite literally born into it by the mechanics of ectobiology; with the class and aspect combination being a reflection of the kind of person you are and the kind of challenge you will face in your quest to grow into the role assigned to you by Skaia as you play your part in the creation myth of the universe to come.  This is perhaps the single most analysed aspect of SBURB on the internet and there are hundreds if not thousands of people who have given this a lot of thought and come to a general consensus on what each class and aspect mean.  We're certainly not going to pretend like we have that kind of deep knowledge of symbology or mythology so we're just going to regurgitate the general consensus below.
 
==== Classes ====
 
Classes as mentioned above, are what determine how you use your aspect and fittingly, they also determine what kind of fancy pajamas you get when you ascend to the god tiers.  Classes can be divided into two categories, Active and Passive, with a sliding scale of activity versus passivity.  The most active class is the very rare Lord Class, while the most passive class is the equally rare Muse class, which as far as can be told don't appear outside of two player sessions.  Basically turbocharged classes meant for letting a two player session pull the weight of what's usually a four or more player game like those fucking Gestalt classes some of you munchkins use.    They are as follows. 
 
*Lord: As the name entails, the Lord rules their class.  They are an elemental force that cannot be matched within their aspect and essentially always have an exceedingly dominant personality as befitting a lord.  Caliborn is the only known Lord, and if he's the example to follow then Lords are probably not blokes you'd ever want to meet in an alley or some shit.


== So Why's This so Popular? ==
== So Why's This so Popular? ==
[[File:Lemme_tell_you.jpg|300|thumb|right|This is a meme called "Lemmy Telya". It is a picture of a disgruntled security guard at a convention looking at disdain at a group of cosplayers. In any other fandom this would have passed over quietly. Not in Homestuck. They named him Lemmy Telya, a bastardised version of "Let me tell ya/you". There was art of him. There was a cosplay of him. There was art of said cosplay. There was [[Rule 63]] art of him. All [[Joints & Jivers|black people]] pointing/looking at Homestuck cosplays were dubbed as "Lemmy Telya", including a lunch lady and a man who looks like the black [[awesome|Techno]] [[vikings|Viking]]. The reaction of said security guard to all this is as of yet unknown, but someone will try to get it. Poor man.]]
[[File:Lemme_tell_you.jpg|300|thumb|right|This is a meme called "Lemmy Telya". It is a picture of a disgruntled security guard at a convention looking at disdain at a group of cosplayers. In any other fandom this would have passed over quietly. Not in Homestuck. They named him Lemmy Telya, and you can guess why. There was art of him. There was a cosplay of him. There was art of said cosplay. There was [[Rule 63]] of him. Any black people pointing/looking at Homestuck cosplays were dubbed "Lemmy Telya", including a lunch lady and a man who looks like black [[awesome|Techno]] [[vikings|Viking]]. The reaction of said security guard to all this is as of yet unknown, but someone will try to get it. Poor man.]]
 
For a number of reasons.


=== Length ===
=== Length ===
First off, Homestuck is fucking HUGE, and therefore [[Rip and Tear|has huge guts]]. Said [[Berserk|guts]] include having a page count that hit 5000 on June 1st this year (only two webcomics at that time shared having passed that count, and they started in ''fucking 1995 and 1997''). MSPA as a whole hit the ''7000'' page count on June 21st this year. This is an average of 5 panels per day, every day. Wrap your heads around that one.
It's pretty damn long, so getting engrossed in the story means you'll have a lot of fun to look forward to. This is a blessing and a curse.
 
It should be noted that what counts as a "page" for MSPA can vastly differ. It can be a simple image with a caption (or none at all), or as complex as a 20-minute flash game or a 13-minute flash movie that [[Wat|''brought down MSPA, Megaupload and Newgrounds when it was released'']].
 
So to honestly judge its length would be by word count. That, my friends, is where it goes [[Tzeentch|balls-''through''-the-wall insane]]. Around August 30th 2012 (that is 3 years, 4 months and 17 days since the start of the comic) this webcomic is, including all transcribed words in the flashes, walk-around games and static images, are you ready for it?
 
'''''[http://readmspa.org/stats/ Over 1,000,000 words long.]'''''
 
(To be exact 1142913 words)
 
That is not a typo. That is really a one followed by ''six'' zeroes. Homestuck has a bigger word count than freaking ''Ulysses'' ''times three'', or bigger than one ''Ulysses'' combined with either ''War and Peace'', ''Les Misérables'' or ''Atlas Shrugged''. It is now 25% longer than ''Romance of the Three Kingdoms'' as of the end of Act 6 Intermission 5. In case you didn't get the point around your head by now, it is over twice as long as Tolkien's ''Lord of the Rings'' series, and over five-fourths the length of the ''King James Bible'' (<s>though it is ''just slightly'' shorter than the entire canon of ''Harry Potter''</s> Except it isn't and is longer now). In fact, even the novel ''In Search Of Lost Time'', with a staggering 1,200,000 words, isn't as long as Homestuck. Worm is longer than Homestuck at 1.75 million words, but is a wholly textual medium story vs Homestuck's more visually oriented format so it doesn't really count.
 
If nothing else, ''Homestuck'' is ''long'' - <s>'''and it isn't even finished.'''</s>
 
It is, now, with a really short Act 7 setting the final counter at 1358391 words, and 4h5m2s of various flashes. Damn, it's called ''homestuck'' for a reason


=== Storytelling ===
=== Storytelling ===
Andrew Hussie has an above-average thesaurus and is not afraid to use it, proving rather adept at playing with words, creating new ones and giving new meanings to others. He also frequently reuses earlier parts of his story; including jokes, chat logs that are to be read a second time now that you know who the character on the other side is, and [http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Weird_Plot_Shit various things that suddenly turn out to be EXTREMELY important some few thousand pages later.]  For example, this is an 100% accurate quote from last year regarding the then-new developments:
The author likes to play with words. All of Gussie's work is horribly punny, and filled with very creative wordplay. Plays on wording and meaning can sometimes be both figurative and literal within the comic, and this leads to Fun.
 
''"So a seemingly insignificant item from the beginning of the story is suddenly and literally RAGE'd into existence by a bloodthirsty purple alien juggalo, and the very same item connects randomly and equally insignificant-looking events to explain the cause of pretty much every bad thing in the story. And it was all Betty Crocker's doing, because she tweeted an [[Cegorach|ICP]] video to a time traveling hipster wannabe on a site called Delirious Biznasty. In the past. Also, she's an alien too. For those keeping score at home, this made things ''less'' confusing."''
 
We at 1d4Chan would like to repeat that this is all completely accurate, and that it all makes sense (or something resembling sense) in the context of the story. Seriously.
 
The good mister Hussie is also fond of adding easter eggs regarding, mentioning, referring to and wholesale copying, his earlier stories. The most jarring one is an event in Act 6 Act 3 that nearly page-by-page copies an earlier of his stories. Some of them like a story called [[AIDS|And It Don't Stop]] (which is about rapping [[Necrons|robots]]) is homaged with a bit more restraint.
 
He often repeats his own jokes as well with slight twists to them, such as variations of "It keeps hapening" (sic) which has been turned into a pair of banners for [[4chan]]. Others include "Succumb to unfathomable x", "Huge bitch bluh bluh", various uses of the word douchebag, fuckass, bulge and nook, and many, MANY more.


The author loves to be self-referential, and make references to earlier points in the plot.  And also earlier in the story, in general, turning throwaway footnotes into major plot points for laughs. Homestuck is therefore a massive cluster fuck of "oh yeah that thing."  He also loves Easter-eggs.


While on the subject of story telling, there is the absolute clusterfuck of how the story exists in relation to the others. Bardquest and Jailbreak have been shown to exist within Problem Sleuth. Problem Sleuth and these games are all [[video games]] in Homestuck. MSPA itself exists within Homestuck too, except there it is a story about a group of mobsters called the Midnight Crew, who had appeared in the extra material for Problem Sleuth. After Act 3 there was an intermission starring these guys and show that in their universe MSPA exists as well, being about a story very similar to that of Homestuck called Hivebent. It then turns out that that story actually happened, the Midnight Crew had met the characters in Hivebent and helped them in their version of Sburb. It THEN turns out that the events of Hivebent created the universe in which Homestuck takes place.
Further, he does the now-popular thing of using multiple universes, so that everything can be really clusterfucked, bigtime, and the story can continue.


This means that the Midnight Crew is fictional in the Homestuck universe, the Hivebent universe both is and is not fictional in the Midnight Crew setting and the events of the Homestuck MSPA took place in the universe that was indirectly created by the Midnight Crew. It's the biggest brainfuck since that episode of [[Doctor Who]] that revealed that, while Doctor Who and Eastenders (A British series and not relevant to the point at hand) are fictional series in each other's universes they also exist in the same universe. It's like meeting [[Vulkan]] who tells you that his people have been telling stories about you and yours for decades. And this is not even counting the "Alpha" universe.
=== References ===
 
Homestuck, to a degree beyond any of Hussie's other work, is a mess of references to pop culture.  Everything from old-school video RPG tropes (like arbitrary elemental alignments, players ignoring the story, annoying inventory management schemes) to juggalos to jabs at overly-involved shippers (like the kind that Homestuck inevitably attracted). The comic is rooted in 2013, so growing up around that time really helps when reading.
Also, this would mean that there are three iterations of Andrew Hussie running around; one in our universe, one in the Homestuck universe and one in the Hivebent universe. Welp.
 
=== The Story Itself ===
The story roughly resembles [[Avatar: The Last Airbender]] in that there are four kids with different personalities and backgrounds (yes I know Katara and Sokka are siblings and are not that different in that regard, go eat a dick) have supernatural powers and have to deal with problems far, FAR bigger than any 13 year old should handle. Or any adult. Or anyone who's not the [[Emperor]]. The scope set on only a few characters and their struggles, group dynamic and their problems with budding relationships. This, combined with the HUGE cast (there is a joke where [[Pokemon|the original 151 characters are said to the poster's favorites, this is within the realm of possibility for the story.]]), adds huge potentials for shipping. It should also be noted that the guy who voiced Zuko in The Last Airbender (Dante Basco) also played Rufio in the Robin Williams movie Hook, with Rufio appearing a few times in Homestuck as a fictional/real character that gets killed and has his corpse kissed by Andrew Hussie. Because Homestuck is skull-fuckingly weird like that. Then the real Dante Basco began reading Homestuck. He got a nice warm welcome along with a Saw-esque greeting of "HELLO DANTE" printed in the site's menu bar and the fans loved him for reading it. When he got to the corpse-makeout point he was rather freaked out by it but kept reading anyway, calling himself "a Homestuck". Real trooper that one.
 
While most fandoms have some shippers, Homestuck goes beyond by introducing four different kinds of love: regular human love, "hatelove" (not to be confused with being [[Shadowsun|tsundere]]), platonic love involving being the better half of someone without there being sex or reproduction involved, and being a relationship councilor for another pair of people by hate-cockblocking them. Especially the first two are popular within the shipping community, with hetero, homo, [[heresy|interspecies]] (often combinations) are very common, partially because the race of aliens involved later in the story has no concept of homo/heterosexuality as they reproduce asexually (don't ask, nobody knows how it actually works since the author never divulged on the subject, all we know is that it involves donating "genetic material" out of which a large insect creature can breed young aliens) and as such do not require a partner of the opposite gender to reproduce.


=== The Fandom ===
=== The Fandom ===
[[File:Homestuckfags.PNG|thumb|300px|right|The homestuck fandom and how to exploit it.]]
[[File:Homestuckfags.PNG|thumb|300px|right|The homestuck fandom and how to exploit it.]]
Homestuck has a very large, active, vocal and creative (and women dominated) fandom with a penchant of [[gets shit done|getting shit done]]. They write music, make games (though not very fast), debate characters, events, objects and individual pages to no end, combine it with other games, series, movies and such, and draw umpteen FUCKTONS of fanart. As always, some of it is genuinly good while other suck bleeding horse cock. Unfortunately, this also means that the ever-present percentage of fuckwad [[that guy|those guys]] is a pretty large number of people. This results in that it looks like all of the fandom are retarded cuntmuffins who kick it into maximum oversperg every time someone disagrees with them. This is not true; as in all fandoms that is the infamous vocal minority. On the Bright side this also means there are also [[this guy|these guys]]. Many of them often frequent [[anime]] conventions for some reason that only <strike> Hussie </strike> [[Tzeentch]] knows, which is how they get mainstream recognition. Often you can recongnize a fellow Homestuck even if you are not familiar with the comic due to their grey body paint and fake orange horns when they're cosplaying. Let's just say that they often forget to [[THIN YOUR PAINTS|seal their body paint]].
It has a large fandom, so... lots of potential for new friends, I suppose?


Internal arguments are common as well: people hating people for not liking what they like (and vice versa), and shipping wars are rife. Because of the above-mentioned place that romance has in Homestuck everyone is shipped with everyone, to the point where people pair off vaults with pogo rides. It does not really help that [[Awesome|Mark Twain]] (the writer) and [[Wat|Betty Crocker]] (the baking mascot) are an in-story canon pairing.
One component of Homestuck that is lost on readers after 2016 is that Andrew Hussie was very active in his own fandom, weaving memes and in-jokes made by the fans into new Homestuck updates when he was still writing. His actual relationship with the fans was equal parts "haha look at these shitlords" and "you guys are my only friends".


== So why do people hate it so much? ==
== So why do people hate it so much? ==
Again, a number of reasons.
#Because it is ''overly'' long. And it starts off slow. It's like trying to get into CSI and being told "you can't understand what's going on unless you watch every season in order."
#The story can really swing between whimsical fun, [[grimdark|grim darkness]] and relationship shenanigans. I.E. it entirely lacks a clear tone. Some people want a story to retain a consistent tone, and if you are one of those people you probably won't like Homestuck very much.
#The fandom: The fandom was ''Newgrounds-destroyingly massive'' in 2014, and no, that is not hyperbole. Any fandom that big inevitably becomes quite vocally retarded, and this was all before the internet watched several other fandoms do the exact same thing. People at the time viewed Homestuck as [[Something Awful|something that makes you stupid]], and they feared it as horribly [[Cancer|cancerous]]. That legacy haunts it to this day.
#And lastly, some people find Homestuck rather pretentious, and don't feel it deserves the popularity it had.


#Because it is so extremely long and starts off slow, some people do not have the patience for the comic and call it boring or say that nothing happens until act 5. The people who skip acts 1 to 4 (and the ones that skip the first Intermission, or all the parts with the exiles) are especially loathed amongst the fandom.
== Links ==
#Second is that the story can really swing between whimsical fun, [[grimdark|grim darkness]] and relationship shenanigans. Some people want a story to be consistent in tone, while others don't mind it switching around.
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6 The big enchilada]  Be prepared to spend several days at least going through it.
#A third reason is the fandom: Due to its tendency to be quite vocally retarded (especially the muffcunts of the fandom) people view Homestuck as [[Something Awful|something that makes you stupid,]] and they fear it as horribly [[Cancer|cancerous.]]
*[http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Homestuck The Homestuck Wiki].  Enter at your own risk.
#Fourth, many people quit Homestuck halfway through because they feel it hurt them like an abusive spouse after their favorite troll has been killed off or their ship got sunk. A good deal of the more vocal haters were avid readers turned rabid haters. It is worth noting that on the shipping front, things are rarely set in stone and at least some degree of polyamory seems to be the norm.
* [http://mspabooru.com/ A homestuck *booru image repository]
#And still more people hate Homestuck because they feel it doesn't deserve the popularity it receives. [[TVTropes|They claim it is both trashy and pretentious, too avant-garde and simplistic all at the same time and that it fails to tell a story, but apparently not poor enough to warrant a simple dismissal instead of a more favorable and vocal shouting down.]]
* [http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/ The soundtrack albums] free to listen streaming.
::*This got a lot worse for everyone when Hussie's soundtrack composer, Toby Fox, made a gorillion dollars on a [[/v/|video game]] called Undertale that copied all the elements of Homestuck that made it so popular with annoying idiots while attracting several new forms of cancer as a bonus. Oddly, this doesn't seem to have been intentional on Toby's part; he just wanted to make a video game about stuff he liked and [[Minecraft|fell ass-first into a gold mine.]]
 
==So you're putting down your 40k minis and taking a gander at the fandom==
 
Given that you're here on this site, you're likely a 40k fan primarily, maybe a D&D one too.  Given that you're reading this, you're probably interested in how all this applies to you.  Fear not, for those of us who are in both fandoms can tell you what to expect.  One thing to remember is that with Warhammer most fellow fans are probably college age and male, in Homestuck most of the people you'll meet will be high school age and female.  Yes, that's right, you're going to have to deal with ''women''. 
 
So there's a lot of delicate shit that you need to get over when you as an aficionado of painted plastic miniatures who engage in bloody war expose yourself to aficionados of teenaged RPG characters in webcomic format who engage in shenanigans.  Firstly, most Homestuckers don't care about "who would win in a fight" questions, instead being far more interested in who's making out with whom.  For those who came from the largely shipping free 40k fanbases this will be a culture shock.  Secondly, Homestuckers won't care about traditional /tg/ displays of superiority such as more [[Dakka|dakka]] so leave your gun porn at home. 
 
Thirdly, whereas 40kers (which you probably are given that it's the semi-official game of /tg/) mostly hang around forums like dakkadakka or our home of /tg/, homestuckers by and large dwell in the mysterious land of tumblr where they congregate around especially creative/notable fans into cliques that take time to engage in heavy ship to ship combat, creating ever more fan content, and discuss the hell out of any updates made.   
 
Joining tumblr is not necessary, but will help you understand the fanbase.  Be careful though, there is a lot of [[PROMOTIONS|porn]] there, so much so that the rule 34 site itself probably only has half of it catalogued at best, and that's not even getting into the smutfics.  And being that many of the creators are teenaged girls you expect lots of very literal faggotry.  Browse through tumblr at your own risk.
 
Fourthly, a lot of what is considered funny to Warhammer or D&D fans will go right over the heads of most homestuckers and vice versa.  Creed and Gazebo jokes won't be recognized and may in fact get you marked as an outsider.  While most Homestuck fans are very accepting of getting your fandom and theirs mixed together, there are some pretty loud and obnoxious purists who will jump on you for trying to "taint" Homestuck with foreign elements.   
 
On that note, Homestuckers are notable for their general love of crossovers, typically marked by (insertnameofpremisehere)stuck.  If you're good with writing and/or art, you can win some of them over by creating your own crossover.  This will help you bridge the gap between them and you and may in fact get some of them interested in what you like.  There are a few of the asshole purists, but they're thankfully rare and if you attract a big enough <s>cult</s> following they usually prove to be pussies and leave you alone.  
 
Fifthly, you know all that teenaged drama you once dealt with?  A good bit of the story is about teenaged drama. 40k fans will look for action and badassery in fanworks, Homestuck fans will look for dramatics and characterization in fanworks.  Don't think that just because you can write a ball bustingly awesome action sequence that you'll win them over.  You're going to have to rely more on intercharacter interactions to lord over them. 
 
Basically the difference can be summed up like this.  The 40kers and D&D players of /tg/ are mostly neckbeardy guys who focus on the setting and are most impressed by masculine stuff like explosions and big badass battle scenes.  The homestuckers all over the internet are mostly energetic girls who focus on the characters and are most impressed by feminine stuff like drama and relationships.  Bridging this gap can be a bit hard, but if you pull it off you are not only awesome, you now have access to the largest collection of women who might just be interested in seeing your meticulously painted collection of Death Korps of Krieg troopers on earth.
 
Recommended avenues of contact: The MSPA forum of course, Pesterchum, MSPARP, Cherubplay (for the love of the Emperor do not turn on the see NSFW prompts function), Tumblr, Homestuck role play forums, Homestuck's reddit board, Deviantart, and Archive of our own (for whatever reason the fandom doesn't like FF.net too much, turn on the explicit function at your own peril, teenaged girls are scary porn writers). 
 
Things to watch out for: Smut; you would never believe a comic about thirteen-sixteen year olds could inspire so much smut.  But teenaged girls will be teenaged girls.  Character defilement; if you get attatched to a character, be prepared to see some people absolutely butcher them in bad role plays, terrible, terrible fanfics and some of the dumbest ideas for A.Us you have ever seen.
 
==Homestuck and Warhammer 40k==
As said before, despite the two fandoms being ECKSBAWKS HUEG and fucking everywhere on the internet, there's surprisingly little overlap between the two as their lack of shared interests leads to little reason to interact and even when they do 40k and Homestuck rarely get mentioned. That being said, there is still plenty for a 40ker to do in homestuck. Most common are fanquests that adapt 40k characters or species into SBURB players or have a SBURB session being played by members of a 40k faction. Others who like to focus on the sci-fi appeal of both settings might instead set up a sort of crossover, involving a conflict between the Imperium of Man and the Alternian Empire (the intergalactic government of the Troll race).
 
Ones meant more for the 40k crowd will largely keep closer to 40k canon, and thus are probably going to have adult main characters, fudge a few of the rules of SBURB, and feature stuff like Chaos and the C'tan as being way more in the forefront. Ones meant more for the Homestuck crowd will go the opposite way, and will thus have teenaged main characters, disregard select bits of 40k canon, and mainly put Homestuck related plot elements as the lynchpin. 
 
Either works, but as that one mexican girl once put forth, why not both? Nothing's stopping you from making a fansession with a group of Eldar, Tau, Imperial, Chaos, or Ork teens that freely mixes aspects of both. Nothing's stopping you from having your fanfic's black king becoming a Daemon Prince or Necrons crashing the party or maybe Tyranids popping out of a wormhole. On the flipside of things nothing's stopping you from thinking up a way to make SBURB a part of 40k as a test for planets and/or place stuff like the Troll civilization in the 40k galaxy. 
 
On another note, the colors of the first four main characters (commonly called the beta kids) match up to those of the Chaos gods. John is blue like Tzeentch, Rose is violet like Slaanesh, Dave is red like Khorne, and Jade is green like Nurgle. What you can make of this is entirely up to you, but their associated elements also match up to the chaos gods.
 
Lastly, Homestuck also has the term Grimdark, but it means something completely different to them. To them, Grimdark means you're being influenced by lovecraftian monster gods who are causing you to burn with black fire and speak and act uncontrollably. Another variation of the term that may confuse you is Grimdork, which refers to the pairing of John Egbert and Rose Lalonde, as Rose once went Grimdark and John is of course a gigantic dork, whose supporters point to the classic union of the awkward nerdy guy and the classy, elegant girl.
 
Andrew Hussie's T-shirt, although green with a sword and a pair of wings, is not inspired by the [[40k]] logos of the [[Raven Guard]] or the [[Dark Angels]].
 
* [https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/eldarstuck-warhammer-40000-x-homestuck.36176/ And now a text quest crossing the two over has been started recently.  Featuring twelve Eldar protagonists out to play the big bad game of SBURB...or SPELF in this case.]


== Parallels with the End Times/Age of Sigmar ==
=== Living Games ===
 
Strangely enough, Homestuck has parallels with the Warhammer Fantasy meta-setting as revealed during the [[End Times]] and [[Age of Sigmar]]. The plot of Homestuck revolves around a video game that destroys the civilization of the species that plays it, but allows a select few individuals to ascend to godhood and create a new universe that they can rule over, and that will also eventually play Sburb, repeating the cycle. In the Warhammer Fantasy setting, Chaos regularly destroys the central planet of the setting, but a select few individuals are able to ascend to godhood and create a new planet for them to rule over, repeating the cycle. This opens up the possibility of Sburb being somehow related to Chaos.
 
== Games ==
''So I'm making a tabletop game version of Sburb/Sgrub/Homestuck ...''
 
About once a week there's a thread on /tg/ about someone new who's going to be a pioneer and make a Homestuck RPG. It's a weird case of /tg/ not getting shit done, probably because the idea is inherently flawed -- the game 'Sburb' as described is a Mongolian clusterfuck of The Sims, [[Minecraft]], [[Chess]], [[Video games|Zork, Final Fight, Street Fighter, Megami Tensei, Earthbound and Princess Maker]]... and maybe a couple others. Attempts usually get as far as player vs. mooks combat and end there because this is the someone's first attempt at game design, or because they give up in the face of trying to write a system for [[Wat|four-axis multiple simultaneous divergent timeline romances between alien/human/ghost/demigod/chesspiece/software-construct and another or maybe two aliens/humans/ghosts/demig]]{{BLAM}}.
 
Here are the ones that still exist for some reason
* [http://skrub-ttrpg.tumblr.com/post/142406040596/hey-its-been-a-while-since-ive-posted-anything SKRUB v 8.1] (still working on it as of may 2016)
* [http://skrub-ttrpg.tumblr.com/post/142406040596/hey-its-been-a-while-since-ive-posted-anything SKRUB v 8.1] (still working on it as of may 2016)
* [http://godtierrpg.tumblr.com/ God Tier RPG]
* [http://godtierrpg.tumblr.com/ God Tier RPG]
* [http://orngjce223.net/chuubo/A%20User%27s%20Guide%20to%20the%20Apocalypse%20unfinished.pdf A User's Guide to the Apocalypse]. This one uses Chuubo's Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine, a tabletop RPG that's about feelings instead of combat and that doesn't use dice, so it only half counts. The game is playable though, if you count "people sitting on an internet chat talking about their feelings" as play.
* [http://orngjce223.net/chuubo/A%20User%27s%20Guide%20to%20the%20Apocalypse%20unfinished.pdf A User's Guide to the Apocalypse]. This one uses Chuubo's Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine, a tabletop RPG that's about feelings instead of combat and that doesn't use dice, so it only half counts. The game is playable though, if you count "people sitting on an internet chat talking about their feelings" as play.
* [http://reddit.com/r/rpgstuck/ RPGStuck] It's a modified version of DnD with some weird shit added to it. Seems somewhat active, but it is only hosted on reddit so far.
* [http://reddit.com/r/rpgstuck/ RPGStuck] It's a modified version of DnD with some weird shit added to it. It's pretty active, but is only hosted on reddit so far.
** Nowadays the sub is mostly used for forming groups, while the actual sessions take place on Discord.


the rest of these were hosted on mspaforums and other daoots sites, but who knows, maybe someday they will be back.
=== Dead Games ===
The rest of these were hosted on the MSPAforums and other daoots sites, but who knows, maybe someday they will be back:
* [http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?33724-The-Homestuck-tabletop-RPG-SYLLADEX-DECK-CREATOR-v-2 the one based on Gamma World v4]
* [http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?33724-The-Homestuck-tabletop-RPG-SYLLADEX-DECK-CREATOR-v-2 the one based on Gamma World v4]
* [http://mspaforums.com/showthread.php?60342-Homestuck-RPG-2nd-Edition-%28ADDITIONAL-PROJECTS-IN-PROGRESS%29 Updated from the original Gamma World edit, still active.]
* [http://mspaforums.com/showthread.php?60342-Homestuck-RPG-2nd-Edition-%28ADDITIONAL-PROJECTS-IN-PROGRESS%29 Updated from the original Gamma World edit, still active.]
**[Now found on the Omegaupdate forums: http://omegaupdate.freeforums.net/thread/339/homestuck-edition-temporary-omegaupdate-home]
**[Now found on the Omegaupdate forums: http://omegaupdate.freeforums.net/thread/339/homestuck-edition-temporary-omegaupdate-home]
* [http://ajoxer.wikispaces.com/Homestuck+RPG the one that uses poker cards for d4+d13] 
* [http://nepeta.mozai.com/games/pdf/Homestuck_RPG-2.pdf the one that uses poker cards for d4+d13]
 
Be aware that we're still learning about the rules of SBURB so updates to these RPGs are fairly frequent.  Just whenever we think Hussie's finally told us everything about the game, he pulls a Billy Mays and shouts "but wait, there's more!"
 
== Links ==
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6 The big enchilada]  Be prepared to spend several days at least going through it. 
* [http://mspabooru.com/ A homestuck *booru image repository]
* [http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/ The soundtrack albums] free to listen streaming
* [http://mspfanventures.com/ MSPFA Fan-Adventures] like fanfic but with illustrations; most are started and then abandoned when the author loses interest. Recommended stories that don't need familiarity with Homestuck are:
** [http://mspfanventures.com/?s=132 A Beginner's Guide to the End of the Universe] - A nondescript everyman wakes up to a barren world and tries to make sense of it.
** [http://mspfanventures.com/?s=275 Superego]
** [http://mspfanventures.com/?s=43 Waterworks] - You're a Concerned Citizen looking to get the water back at the local waterworks facility.
** [http://mspfanventures.com/?s=7371 PAY DAT RENT!!!1] - A comedic MSPFA about a compulsive streaker trying to pay his overdue rent. Things go off the rails when he successfully sells his own soul.
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsm1SwXJ1C0 Why nothing and no one is ever safe, ever.]  View at your own discretion, you were warned.
* Someone actually made a Homestuck/Dungeons & Dragons fic here: [http://archiveofourown.org/works/420086/chapters/700061 Land of Dungeons & Dragons]


== Gallery ==
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File:Problem_Slueth_LABYRINTHINE_SUDOCUBE_DIAMETRIC.gif|Problem Sleuth [[what|never got as complicated as Homestuck]].
File:Problem_Slueth_LABYRINTHINE_SUDOCUBE_DIAMETRIC.gif|Problem Sleuth [[what|never got as complicated as Homestuck]].
File:Kanaya_chainsaw.gif|[[Sisters of Battle|Sister of Battle]] initiate Kanaya Maryam shows you how [[rage]] is done.
File:Kanaya_chainsaw.gif|[[Sisters of Battle|Sister of Battle]] initiate Kanaya Maryam shows you how [[rage]] is done.
File:John_plays_Eldar.png| John Egbert and his Fanciful Harlequins.
File:Boreale_sprite.png| Not even [[Indrick Boreale|Boreale]] himself could withstand their crossover addiction...
File:THIS.gif|It
File:THIS.gif|It
File:IS.gif|really
File:IS.gif|really
File:STUPID.gif|is.
File:STUPID.gif|is.
File:John_plays_Eldar.png| John Egbert and his Fanciful Harlequins.
 
File:Boreale_sprite.png| Not even [[Indrick Boreale|Boreale]] himself could withstand their crossover addiction...
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Latest revision as of 10:04, 21 June 2023

This is a /co/ related article, which we allow because we find it interesting or we can't be bothered to delete it.
The logo of Sburb, and de-facto logo of Homestuck.

Homestuck (also known as Hamsteak or Homosuck) is a webcomic written by one Andrew Hussie. It is but one of the comics featured on his website, MS Paint Adventures, which is often abbreviated into MSPA. It is famous for being even more WORDS WORDS WORDS than Ctrl+Alt+Delete, having a shit-ton of characters and one of the most annoying wonderful prominent fanbases in existence. For this reason it was often referred to on 4chan as Homeskub during its heyday.

What is Homestuck?[edit]

Homestuck began on April 13th 2009, one month after the creator's previous story, Problem Sleuth, had ended. It started out in the same vein as its predecessors; a Quest-style comic run solely by user input. The first three stories, Jailbreak (left unfinished for ages, then wrapped up hastily partway through Homestuck), Bardquest (a multiple choice experiment that was abandoned very early and will likely never be finished), and Problem Sleuth (actually finished, and whose unexpected popularity directly precipitated Homestuck) channeled old-school point-and-click adventure games based of a man trying to escape prison, a bard in his quest to slay a dragon, and a hard-boiled private investigator trying to leave his absurd office respectively.

Andrew Hussie went in a different direction with his newest work, by making it about a group of early teenagers who chat and play video games online. Homestuck begins with goofy young hero John Egbert getting his hands on beta copies of a hot new game called Sburb for his birthday. What looks like a novel team-based version of the Sims takes a crazy turn when the game reveals powerful reality-warping properties, and matters soon begin to escalate as John and company find themselves surviving meteors, cloning themselves, fighting all sorts of monsters, dealing with aliens of various degrees of friendliness and/or blood thirst and ultimately facing an immortal Time Lord demonic time-traveling minmaxing crime boss seeking terrible and destructive ends.

All the MS Paint Adventures are notable for being more than regular comic strips; Homestuck frequently includes simple animations, occasional Flash animations of escalating complexity, entire flash games, and a soundtrack that covers several dozen albums. You can also buy printed versions of the comic from the website in case you want a hands on experience, but that means missing out on the flash goodness and razing acres of forest. So not only do you read Homestuck, you watch it, play it, listen to it and (maybe) buy it.

Homestuck has over the course of its seven years of existence amassed a spectacularly huge cast of characters. There are four kids who each have their own guardian/pet, Consort, Denizen, Exile, Archagent, Wise Black Man and more. Then there are the Trolls and their associated characters, who increase this total by roughly four dozen, and many more beyond. The cast was then further doubled by introducing the kid versions of the Kids' guardians and the Trolls' ancestors via parallel universe shenanigans. This all gets very complicated, and there is good reason to believe that Hussie was duplicating of parts of the cast solely to bait the fandom into shipping (for his own perverse lolz).

It finally ended on April 13th 2016 after 2 gigantic pauses that disbanded the fandom (a lot of them jumping ship to Toby Fox (a composer for Homestuck)'s equally skub Undertale), including the retconning of several hundred pages with time travel shenanigans, and ye gods it was about time. For both the fandom and the comic.

Real fandoms don't die, they go god tier.

So Why's This so Popular?[edit]

This is a meme called "Lemmy Telya". It is a picture of a disgruntled security guard at a convention looking at disdain at a group of cosplayers. In any other fandom this would have passed over quietly. Not in Homestuck. They named him Lemmy Telya, and you can guess why. There was art of him. There was a cosplay of him. There was art of said cosplay. There was Rule 63 of him. Any black people pointing/looking at Homestuck cosplays were dubbed "Lemmy Telya", including a lunch lady and a man who looks like black Techno Viking. The reaction of said security guard to all this is as of yet unknown, but someone will try to get it. Poor man.

Length[edit]

It's pretty damn long, so getting engrossed in the story means you'll have a lot of fun to look forward to. This is a blessing and a curse.

Storytelling[edit]

The author likes to play with words. All of Gussie's work is horribly punny, and filled with very creative wordplay. Plays on wording and meaning can sometimes be both figurative and literal within the comic, and this leads to Fun.

The author loves to be self-referential, and make references to earlier points in the plot. And also earlier in the story, in general, turning throwaway footnotes into major plot points for laughs. Homestuck is therefore a massive cluster fuck of "oh yeah that thing." He also loves Easter-eggs.

Further, he does the now-popular thing of using multiple universes, so that everything can be really clusterfucked, bigtime, and the story can continue.

References[edit]

Homestuck, to a degree beyond any of Hussie's other work, is a mess of references to pop culture. Everything from old-school video RPG tropes (like arbitrary elemental alignments, players ignoring the story, annoying inventory management schemes) to juggalos to jabs at overly-involved shippers (like the kind that Homestuck inevitably attracted). The comic is rooted in 2013, so growing up around that time really helps when reading.

The Fandom[edit]

The homestuck fandom and how to exploit it.

It has a large fandom, so... lots of potential for new friends, I suppose?

One component of Homestuck that is lost on readers after 2016 is that Andrew Hussie was very active in his own fandom, weaving memes and in-jokes made by the fans into new Homestuck updates when he was still writing. His actual relationship with the fans was equal parts "haha look at these shitlords" and "you guys are my only friends".

So why do people hate it so much?[edit]

  1. Because it is overly long. And it starts off slow. It's like trying to get into CSI and being told "you can't understand what's going on unless you watch every season in order."
  2. The story can really swing between whimsical fun, grim darkness and relationship shenanigans. I.E. it entirely lacks a clear tone. Some people want a story to retain a consistent tone, and if you are one of those people you probably won't like Homestuck very much.
  3. The fandom: The fandom was Newgrounds-destroyingly massive in 2014, and no, that is not hyperbole. Any fandom that big inevitably becomes quite vocally retarded, and this was all before the internet watched several other fandoms do the exact same thing. People at the time viewed Homestuck as something that makes you stupid, and they feared it as horribly cancerous. That legacy haunts it to this day.
  4. And lastly, some people find Homestuck rather pretentious, and don't feel it deserves the popularity it had.

Links[edit]

Living Games[edit]

  • SKRUB v 8.1 (still working on it as of may 2016)
  • God Tier RPG
  • A User's Guide to the Apocalypse. This one uses Chuubo's Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine, a tabletop RPG that's about feelings instead of combat and that doesn't use dice, so it only half counts. The game is playable though, if you count "people sitting on an internet chat talking about their feelings" as play.
  • RPGStuck It's a modified version of DnD with some weird shit added to it. It's pretty active, but is only hosted on reddit so far.
    • Nowadays the sub is mostly used for forming groups, while the actual sessions take place on Discord.

Dead Games[edit]

The rest of these were hosted on the MSPAforums and other daoots sites, but who knows, maybe someday they will be back:

Gallery[edit]

  • Post this on a Homestuck forum. The shitstorm will be legendary.

    Post this on a Homestuck forum. The shitstorm will be legendary.

  • The average Homestuck reader.

    The average Homestuck reader.

  • Andrew Hussie, Creator of Homestuck, doing the dance of his people.

    Andrew Hussie, Creator of Homestuck, doing the dance of his people.

  • No, seriously, what is with this comic?

    No, seriously, what is with this comic?

  • The comic makes a joke about grimdark for a while.

    The comic makes a joke about grimdark for a while.

  • Yes, it has gotten this bad.

    Yes, it has gotten this bad.

  • Problem Sleuth gave us this glorious, monolithic, porcelain edifice of a bust, known as the Bowen Stilson Dogg.

    Problem Sleuth gave us this glorious, monolithic, porcelain edifice of a bust, known as the Bowen Stilson Dogg.

  • Andrew Hussie knows of /tg/. And he finds great pleasure in our gifts.

    Andrew Hussie knows of /tg/. And he finds great pleasure in our gifts.

  • Problem Sleuth never got as complicated as Homestuck.

    Problem Sleuth never got as complicated as Homestuck.

  • Sister of Battle initiate Kanaya Maryam shows you how rage is done.

    Sister of Battle initiate Kanaya Maryam shows you how rage is done.

  • John Egbert and his Fanciful Harlequins.

    John Egbert and his Fanciful Harlequins.

  • Not even Boreale himself could withstand their crossover addiction...

    Not even Boreale himself could withstand their crossover addiction...

  • It

    It

  • really

    really

  • is.

    is.

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