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Reasonable Daemonette drives you to chaos by convincing you to commit many lesser acts of heresy, "choosing the lesser of two evils," compromising your values, or being "moderate" (ie.: forgiving heretics and giving them a second chance). She uses an ethical slippery slope to corrupt instead of slippery... uh... sloping... uh... her gorgeous curvy round bre<s>{{BLAM}}</s> Oh, by the throne, those hips... | |||
Reasonable Daemonette drives you to chaos by convincing you to commit many lesser acts of heresy, "choosing the lesser of two evils," | |||
This might be the only [[Daemonette]] article that won't cause [[Promotions]]. | This might be the only [[Daemonette]] article that won't cause [[Promotions]]. | ||
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Often confused with [[Nerdmonette]], who also wears modest clothing but uses a different technique to corrupt. | Often confused with [[Nerdmonette]], who also wears modest clothing but uses a different technique to corrupt. | ||
Whether or not she is affiliated with Reasonable Marines isn't known. In this case, some mysteries might be better off left untouched...Er, I think. | Whether or not she is affiliated with [[Reasonable Marines]] isn't known. In this case, some mysteries might be better off left untouched...Er, I think. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:Daemonette_objection.jpg|"Your Honor, that rape was not statutory on the defendant's homeworld!" | File:Daemonette_objection.jpg|"Your Honor, that rape was not statutory on the defendant's homeworld!" | ||
File:LDaemon1.jpg|"I offer exhibit F, the coroner's report that shows the defendant did not in fact sexually violate her sinus cavities." | File:LDaemon1.jpg|"I offer exhibit F, the coroner's report that shows the defendant did not in fact sexually violate her sinus cavities." | ||
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File:RDamonette.jpg|No Powerglove, no daemonlove | File:RDamonette.jpg|No Powerglove, no daemonlove | ||
File:Reasonable_Daemonette_Tentacle_Fun_With_Condoms.jpg|Practicing what she preaches | File:Reasonable_Daemonette_Tentacle_Fun_With_Condoms.jpg|Practicing what she preaches | ||
File:Reasonable Daemonette Tentacle Handjob.jpg | |||
File:Reasonable_daemonette_by_morelikecg.jpg|"Oh put down that libram and come snuggle by the fire. The Inquisitors don't need you to work THAT hard." | File:Reasonable_daemonette_by_morelikecg.jpg|"Oh put down that libram and come snuggle by the fire. The Inquisitors don't need you to work THAT hard." | ||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:25, 22 June 2023
Reasonable Daemonette drives you to chaos by convincing you to commit many lesser acts of heresy, "choosing the lesser of two evils," compromising your values, or being "moderate" (ie.: forgiving heretics and giving them a second chance). She uses an ethical slippery slope to corrupt instead of slippery... uh... sloping... uh... her gorgeous curvy round bre*BLAM* Oh, by the throne, those hips...
This might be the only Daemonette article that won't cause Promotions.
Often confused with Nerdmonette, who also wears modest clothing but uses a different technique to corrupt.
Whether or not she is affiliated with Reasonable Marines isn't known. In this case, some mysteries might be better off left untouched...Er, I think.
Gallery[edit]
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"Your Honor, that rape was not statutory on the defendant's homeworld!"
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"I offer exhibit F, the coroner's report that shows the defendant did not in fact sexually violate her sinus cavities."
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Heresy in moderation is STILL HERESY
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No Powerglove, no daemonlove
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Practicing what she preaches
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"Oh put down that libram and come snuggle by the fire. The Inquisitors don't need you to work THAT hard."
