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'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
[[Image:Slowpoke News.jpg|thumb|right]]
'''Slowpoke''' is a kind of [[Pokémon]] notable primarily for its extremely low reaction speed. On the internet, this manifests as being so behind on the news that even the metaphorical rock they've been living under is more well-informed than they are. Slowpokes are fond of people who are just as slow on the uptake as they are, and will congregate in threads containing posters who are posting very old news.


They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
[[Drawfags]] have made an unreasonably large set of popular characters morphed into Slowpokes. They are also used in drawthreads when said drawfag is posting very very slowly also known as
[[Waiting for OP]].


== CHANNELS ==
== Gallery ==
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


== EVENTS ==
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The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
Image:Slowmarine.jpg|<s>[[Space Marine]]</s> That's a [[Thunder Warriors|thunder warrior]]!
Image:Mechanipoke.jpg|[[Adeptus Mechanicus]]
Image:Commissarpoke.jpg|[[Commissar]]
Image:Slowemperor.jpg|[[emprah|Emperor of Mankind]]
Image:Calliduspoke.jpg|[[Callidus]]
Image:Everpoke.jpg|[[Eversor]]
Image:Sloicare.jpg|[[Vindicare]]
Image:Culexuspoke.jpg|[[Culexus]] Note that Slowpokes are Psychic type. This Slowpoke is simultaneously Psychic and anathema to Psychics.
Image:Culexus_poke.jpg|[[Culexus]] take two. (HEY! THAT'S PSYDUCK, NOT SLOWPOKE!)
Image:Eldarpoke.jpg|[[Eldar]]
Image:DarkEldarPoke.jpg|[[Dark Eldar]]
Image:Nidpoke.jpg|[[Tyranid]]
Image:Lootedpoke.jpg|[[Looted]] Slowpoke
Image:Orkpoke.jpg|SlowpOrk
Image:Khornepoke.jpg|[[khorne|Khornate]] Slowpoke
Image:Slaaneshpoke.jpg|[[Slaanesh]]i Slowpoke
Image:Nurglepoke.jpg|[[Nurgle]]ete Slowpoke
Image:Tzeentchpoke.jpg|[[Tzeentch]]ian Slowpoke
Image:Chaos_Poke.jpg|That's why Slowpokes become traitors
Image:Taupoke.jpg|[[Tau]]
Image:Krootpoke.jpg|Kroot
Image:Necropoke.JPG|[[Necron]]
Image:Cadia.jpg|THESE NEW LASGUN THINGIES ARE GREAT
Image:Flayerpoke.jpg|Mindflayer
Image:Lichpoke.jpg|Lich
Image:Slowholder.jpg|Beholder
Image:Modropoke.jpg|Modron
Image:Tarrasquepoke.jpg|[[Tarrasque]]
Image:Lady_of_Poke.jpg|[[Lady of Pain|Her Serenity]]
Image:Baernpoke.jpg|Baernoloth?
Image:ConanTheSlowpokian.jpg|Conan
Image:DRIZZTPOKE.JPG|[[LARP]]ing as [[Drizzt]].
Image:Slopocthulhu.jpg|[[Call of Cthulhu|Cthulhu]]
Image:Weightedcompanionpoke.jpg
Image:Caslowdemon.jpg|[[Rip and tear|Cacodemon]]
Image:DoomPoke.jpg|[[Rip and tear|Cyberdemon]]
Image:Dorf.jpg|Slowpoke cancels dig: interrupted by rhesus macaque.
Image:Hydra.jpg|Oh God...
Image:Rubypoke.jpg|[[Ruby Quest|Ruby]]
Image:Tgpoke.jpg|I am very upset with the new edition of Traditional Gaming ©1987.
Image:Slowcube.jpg|Slowcube must make a perception check to notice that PCs have walked into it.
Image:Slowgal.jpg|Even though it's always [[Sergal|Rape o'clock]] it still shows up late.
Image:Slowpoke_anonib.jpg
Image:Slowkachu.png
Image:Skelpoke.jpg
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In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
[[Category: Meme]]
 
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
 
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
 
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
 
[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]]

Latest revision as of 11:22, 22 June 2023

Slowpoke is a kind of Pokémon notable primarily for its extremely low reaction speed. On the internet, this manifests as being so behind on the news that even the metaphorical rock they've been living under is more well-informed than they are. Slowpokes are fond of people who are just as slow on the uptake as they are, and will congregate in threads containing posters who are posting very old news.

Drawfags have made an unreasonably large set of popular characters morphed into Slowpokes. They are also used in drawthreads when said drawfag is posting very very slowly also known as Waiting for OP.

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